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ахаха не смешно

@ahahanesmeshno

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313subscribers

-1 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001338524762
TypeChannel
Username@ahahanesmeshno
Created18 March 2019measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live15 August 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 15 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/ahahanesmeshno

Growth

313314313.56 August 2026 — 314 subscribers6 August 2026 — 314 subscribers15 August 2026 — 313 subscribers6 August 202615 August 2026
3 measurements spanning 9 days, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 313–314 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
15 Aug 2026, 15:35313-1
6 Aug 2026, 22:17314no change
6 Aug 2026, 09:46314first reading

Engagement

13 posts held, back to 19 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
41.6%
avg views ÷ 313 subscribers
Avg views / post
130
13 posts measured
Reaction rate
5.73%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
13
of 13 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 3 August 2026
Posts held13 (19 July 20263 August 2026)
Views total1,693
Reactions total97
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken6 Aug 2026, 22:17 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

97 reactions across 13 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 53.6% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
5253.6%
❤‍🔥1515.5%
😁1313.4%
💔1212.4%
😢33.09%
🔥11.03%
🥰11.03%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 13 of the 13 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 97reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 13 most recent posts we hold, published 19 July 2026 to 3 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

3 Aug 2026, 16:11 UTC55 views1 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

Окинула беглым взглядом список дел на сегодня и поняла что немножко ёбнулась

😁1

31 Jul 2026, 18:31 UTC80 views4 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Что появляется раньше: суицидальные мысли или бэха? И где моя бэха?

4

31 Jul 2026, 18:30 UTC78 views2 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Когда мы ехали автостопом из Архангельска, молодой водитель тоже на bmw также гнал по встречке как не в себя. У Д. появилась теория, что все люди на bmw по какой-то причине хотят смерти

😁2

31 Jul 2026, 17:14 UTC74 views5 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Гоним в сторону Севана с армянином у которого сегодня др. Из динамиков на всю улицу долбит Bella Ciao, водитель обгоняет по встречке на серпантине, параллельно печатая в телефоне ответы девушке с которой в ссоре. На переднем сидении сидит возлюбленный, собаки дома с мужем, вокруг люди которые если что подхватят моё дело, чувствую себя чёткой, как персонажи в песнях Кровостока. Думаю, что если мы сегодня разобъёмся, я

5

30 Jul 2026, 17:12 UTC136 views8 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Это какой-то ад для собак. Я не успеваю формулировать жалостливые посты. Это пиздец, мне хочется материться, драться и забрать всех животных отсюда. Люди их не заслужили

💔8

30 Jul 2026, 16:46 UTC97 views11 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Апдейт дед реально в бегах, как подросток. Говорит: у меня здесь есть родственники, но у них останавливаться не хочу, сразу домой позвонят 1. Надеюсь, его родня сейчас не слишком волнуется 2. Если у вас пропал дед, возможно он с нами

😁10🥰1

30 Jul 2026, 16:44 UTC86 views7 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Photo

Д. зачем-то в ответ на вопрос «веришь в Бога?» ответил утвердительно. В итоге за сегодня я побывала в большем количестве храмов и монастырей чем за все последние 10 лет

7

30 Jul 2026, 16:43 UTC81 views7 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Ситуация: мы застопили армянского деда. Ему с утра не понравилось как сын с невесткой ругались, он прыгнул в машину, отключил телефон и свалил Узнал что мы едем в Мегри и походу просто решил ЕХАТЬ С НАМИ Вопрос: будем ли мы сегодня ночевать в палатке втроем?

7

30 Jul 2026, 16:32 UTC75 views6 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Посрались бы с таким видом? Мы да (всё хорошо)

😢32🔥1

25 Jul 2026, 09:40 UTC115 views11 reactionsread 6 August 2026

Шли с возлюбленным выкидывать мусор, я увидела много разбитого стекла на тротуаре и подумала, что бездомные собаки могут поранить лапы Села собирать это стекло, а возлюбленный не задавая никаких вопросов просто присоединился ко мне Почувствовала себя такой счастливой. Всё-таки мне удивительно везет на людей

11

22 Jul 2026, 17:09 UTC331 views12 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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Ну вот мне и 32! В 16 у меня появились первые четкие суици**льные намерения. В 16 умер Даня. Поэтому у меня стойкое чувство, что я уже прожила в два раза больше чем могла бы, прожила две жизни Смерть для меня вообще важная штука. С одной стороны, это обусловлено моими диагнозами, с другой — именно со смертью я соизмеряюсь, ориентируюсь по ней как по компасу. Устраивает ли меня мой сегодняшний день, если я в нём умр

7❤‍🔥5

21 Jul 2026, 16:02 UTC124 views10 reactionsread 6 August 2026

мои дела на сегодня: - найти передержку для Киры и отвезти её туда - понять, что эта передержка не вариант и искать другую - почитать про себя гадостей в интернете - поплакать - отвезти Киру на другую передержку, познакомиться с двумя женщинами, которые спасают в Армении животных - решить что похуй на всё, я хочу в первую очередь помогать животным, тем и буду держаться - вернуться домой, писать посты для Клана как

❤‍🔥10

Showing the 12 most recent of 13 posts we hold for @ahahanesmeshno. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 1,093,987 of 1,480,944entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“ахаха не смешно” (@ahahanesmeshno), 313 subscribers as measured 15 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ahahanesmeshno.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.