وﻗﺘﯽ ﺑﭽﻪ ﺑﻮﺩﻡ ﻣﻮﺵ ﻫﺎﯼ ﺻﺤﺮﺍﺋﯽ ﺑﻪ ﻣﺰﺭعه ﺣﻤﻠﻪ ﮐﺮﺩﻧﺪ ﻭ ﺗﻤﺎﻡ ﻣﺤﺼﻮﻝ ﻫﺎﻣﻮﻥ ﺭﺍ ﺧﻮﺭﺩﻧﺪ... ﻣﺎﺩﺭ ﺑﺰﺭﮔﻢ ﭼﻨﺪ ﺗﺎﺷﻮﻥ ﺭﺍ ﺍﻧﺪﺍﺧﺖ ﺗﻮﯼ ﯾﮏ ﻗﻔﺲ ﻭ ﺑﻬﺸﻮﻥ ﻏﺬﺍ ﻧﺪﺍﺩ ﺗﺎ ﺍﺯ ﮔﺸﻨﮕﯽ ﺷﺮﻭﻉ ﮐﺮﺩﻧﺪ ﻫﻢ ﺩﯾﮕﻪ ﺭﺍ ﺑﺨﻮﺭﻧﺪ؛ ﺩﻭ ﺳﻪ ﺗﺎ ﻣﻮﺷﯽ ﮐﻪ ﺁﺧﺮ ﺳﺮ ﻣﻮﻧﺪﻧﺪ ﺭﺍ ﺁﺯﺍﺩ ﮐﺮﺩ، ﺑﻬﺶ ﮔﻔتم: ﻣﺎﺩﺭ ﺑﺰﺭﮒ ﭼﺮﺍ ﺁﺯﺍﺩﺷﻮﻥ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﯽ؟ ﮔﻔﺖ: ﺍﯾﻦ ﻫﺎ ﺩﯾﮕﻪ ﻣﻮﺵ ﺧﻮﺭ ﺷﺪﻧﺪ ﻭ ﻫﺮ ﻣﻮﺷﯽ ﻭﺍﺭﺩ ﻣﺰﺭﻋﻪ ﺑﺸﻪ ﺗﯿﮑﻪ ﺗﯿﮑﻪ ﺍﺵ ﻣﯿﮑﻨﻨﺪ! این ﺣﮑﺎیت ﺗﻠﺦ مثالی برای جوامع ﺁﻓﺖ ﺯﺩﻩ است؛

Channel
aghayede yek koskesh
@aghayedeyekkoskesh
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Cite this entry
7subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001282558920 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @aghayedeyekkoskesh |
| Created | Between 1 April 2018 and 17 January 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 12 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 7 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 4 times, most recently 7 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/aghayedeyekkoskesh |
Topic
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 2 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 54% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 2 Sept 2026, 12:48 | 7 | -1 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 13:19 | 8 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 06:12 | 8 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 17 January 2021 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 14 October 2022. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
من میدونم هر بلایی که الان داره سرم میاد بخاطر نمازاییه که بدون وضو توی دبیرستان خوندم @aghayedeyekkoskesh
دخترا نیاز ندارن بهشون بگی خوشگل. دخترا نیاز دارن به دوستاشون بگی زشت. @aghayedeyekkoskesh
تو مترو یه زوج کصخل کنارم بودن دختره به پسره گفت برای اون قضیه ناراحت شدی؟ پسره گفت نه عزیزم دختره گفت دروغ میگی ناراحت شدی بعد قهر کرد پسره هم شروع کرد به ناز کشیدن:)))))) @aghayedeyekkoskesh
تا وقتی من باهات دوست بودم هر روز یه خاستگار داشتی الان تو بیو نوشتی یک عقاب همیشه تنهاست؟عقاب رو سرت برینه حمال @aghayedeyekkoskesh
خدابیامرز بابابزرگم میخواست مارو نصیحت کنه، همه رو جمع کرد دستشو گذاشت رو کیرش گفت همه شما از اینین، پس به خودتون مغرور نشید @aghayedeyekkoskesh
دندونام رو کامپوزیت کردم رفتم خونه ، بهم گفتن بهبه مستراح رو کاشی کردی؟ @aghayedeyekkoskesh
من بعد این همه سال زندگی هنوز نتونستم خودمو کامل بشناسم، بعد طرف یه مدت باهات حرف میزنه میگه من میشناسمت، تو گه خوردی قرمساق. عقاید یککثصس کش
از لحاظ روحی احتیاج دارم دوتا دختری که باباشون پولداره همزمان عاشقم بشن. @aghayedeyekkoskesh
من حتی اگه آمریکا هم به دنیا میومدم مامانم نمیذاشت با دوست پسرم مسافرت برم میگفت: ایزابلا! نرو عمه کتی حرف در میاره؛بخاطر پدر مسیح یکم سر سنگین باش لطفا:| @aghayedeyekkoskesh
مردای ایرانی یجوری دنبال پسر دار شدنن که انگار تاج و تخت بگاییاشون بی وارث مونده😂 @aghayedeyekkoskesh
هندونه واقعا میوه عجیبیه، شما حداقل سه برابر مقداری که میخوری رو میشاشی @aghayedeyekkoskesh
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @aghayedeyekkoskesh. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 2 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“aghayede yek koskesh” (@aghayedeyekkoskesh), 7 subscribers as measured 2 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/aghayedeyekkoskesh.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.