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Absurd

@absurdiismw

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355subscribers

-7 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002457396629
TypeChannel
Username@absurdiismw
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live29 August 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 29 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/absurdiismw

Growth

355362358.57 August 2026 — 362 subscribers8 August 2026 — 362 subscribers23 August 2026 — 361 subscribers29 August 2026 — 355 subscribers7 August 202629 August 2026
4 measurements spanning 22 days, net -7. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 354–363 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
29 Aug 2026, 08:57355-6
23 Aug 2026, 09:53361-1
8 Aug 2026, 06:32362no change
7 Aug 2026, 17:06362first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 22 January 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
5.07%
avg views ÷ 355 subscribers
Avg views / post
18.0
1 post measured
Reaction rate
this channel exposes no reaction counts
Posts in window
1
of 20 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 August 2026
Posts held20 (22 January 20267 August 2026)
Views total18
Reactions total
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken8 Aug 2026, 06:32 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Recent posts

7 Aug 2026, 09:18 UTC18 viewsread 8 August 2026

‏آدمیزاد تا عمر داره برای بعضی از اتفاقات همیشه غمگین می‌مونه.

14 Jul 2026, 20:19 UTC81 viewsread 8 August 2026

‏درسته همه‌ی آدما هیولان ولی تو هیولای مورد علاقمی.

13 Jul 2026, 13:28 UTC132 viewsread 8 August 2026

یه وقتایی ساعت ها میشینم و به سطحی ترین چیزا فکر میکنم، راستش اصلا سطحی نیستن.

3 Jul 2026, 10:06 UTC158 viewsread 8 August 2026

چطور می‌شود زیر این آسمان شگفت انگیز مردمانی به این پلیدی زندگی کنند؟

26 Jun 2026, 07:30 UTC161 viewsread 8 August 2026

اینکه بهت نگم و خودت بلد باشی باهام چطوری رفتار کنی خیلی قشنگ تره.

16 Jun 2026, 07:50 UTC193 viewsread 8 August 2026

مسئولیت‌های زندگی دارن مزاحم افسردگیم می‌شن.

11 Jun 2026, 12:53 UTC198 viewsread 8 August 2026

از یه جایی به بعد ترجیح میدم تنها باشم تا اینکه بخوام رفتار درست رو به کسی یاد بدم.

10 Jun 2026, 04:43 UTC209 viewsread 8 August 2026

شاید هم دوستت نداشت؛ فقط کنار تو زخم‌هایش را درمان می‌کرد.

6 Jun 2026, 20:46 UTC208 viewsread 8 August 2026

شاید در جهان دیگری به جای زندهِ ماندن زندگی کردیم.

4 Jun 2026, 14:29 UTC199 viewsread 8 August 2026

‏چرا نشستی؟ پاشو تصمیم‌های اشتباه بگیر و گند بزن تو زندگیت.

3 Jun 2026, 18:53 UTC203 viewsread 8 August 2026

اگر میتوانستم زمان را به عقب برگردانم هیچ چیز را درست نمیکردم، فقط آدم‌ها را زودتر ترک میکردم، همان اولین باری که نشان دادند واقعا چه کسانی هستند.

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @absurdiismw. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 29 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Absurd” (@absurdiismw), 355 subscribers as measured 29 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/absurdiismw.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.