Давно не было вашей любимой рубрики #сядутвсе
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Channel
@a_artemov
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
659subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001688148756 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @a_artemov |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 18 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 18 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/a_artemov |
Politics & activism — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 63% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 18 Sept 2026, 22:39 | 659 | +2 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 08:54 | 657 | -1 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 14:36 | 658 | -2 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 02:35 | 660 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 17:37 | 660 | first reading |
19 posts held, back to 28 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
351 reactions across 19 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 28.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤣 | 101 | 28.8% | |
| 🔥 | 62 | 17.7% | |
| 👏 | 48 | 13.7% | |
| 👍 | 47 | 13.4% | |
| 🙈 | 36 | 10.3% | |
| 🕊 | 26 | 7.41% | |
| ❤ | 13 | 3.70% | |
| 🗿 | 8 | 2.28% | |
| 🤬 | 6 | 1.71% | |
| 😈 | 2 | 0.57% | |
| 😢 | 2 | 0.57% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 351 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 28 June 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @a_artemov. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 19 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 28 June 2026 to 6 August 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Давно не было вашей любимой рубрики #сядутвсе
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Подписан закон, закрепляющий руководящий характер разъяснений Пленума и правовых позиций Президиума Верховного Суда при обеспечении единообразного применения законодательства судами. Формально ВС и раньше задавал ориентиры судебной практике. Теперь их статус закреплен непосредственно в федеральном конституционном законе. Коллеги, теперь наши доводы о том, что суд проигнорировал разъяснения Пленума ВС, станут еще уб…
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В Нигерии осудили 55-летнего мужчину, который работал адвокатом без допуска к профессии. Юридическое образование у него имелось, а вот обязательную школу адвокатов он не окончил. Недостающие полномочия мужчина восполнил мантией и поддельной профессиональной печатью, приобретённой в копировальном центре. Видимо, начитался новостей из Дагестана про мантии - и поддался соблазну, коллеги😎
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В Нидерландах осуждённый за захват заложников в 2024 году снова захватил заложников — теперь уже в тюрьме. Примечательно, что нож ему выдали сами сотрудники учреждения для приготовления смузи. С его помощью заключённый добыл другие ножи, заковал двух работников в наручники и несколько часов удерживал их в кабинете. Суд назначил ему год условно, поскольку мужчина страдает несколькими психическими расстройствами и уж…
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Уголовно-правовой дайджест июля - Госдума приняла в первом чтении законопроект об уголовной ответственности за незаконную организацию обращения цифровой валюты. За нелегальный криптообмен с крупным доходом или ущербом предлагается наказывать лишением свободы на срок до 4 лет, в особо крупном размере - до 7 лет. - Минюст предложил ужесточить ответственность за угрозы и насилие в отношении судей, присяжных, адвокатов…
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Не можешь поймать террориста - лови владельца мессенджера. Следующие, видимо, производители телефонов и операторы связи 😎
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ИИ помогает СКР расследовать преступления, при этом в ведомстве его же предлагают учитывать как обстоятельство, отягчающее ответственность. «Вы не понимаете, это другое» 😎
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Сообщают, что на госзакупках появилось большое количество лотов на закупку полицейских из картона для установки у банкоматов в целях предупреждения граждан о мошенничествах. Полиция будущего. Ожидание: робот-полицейский. Реальность: картонный полицейский.
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Тюрьму ещё надо заслужить 😎
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Состязательность, как считают дагестанские коллеги, начинается с гардероба: предложена визуализация равноправия участников процесса... С вами была ваша любимая рубрика #модныйприговор Не переключайтесь. В следующей серии будем выбирать парики, коллеги 😎
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Музыкальная пауза на нашем канале 😎
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Госдума одобрила в первом чтении законопроект об уголовной ответственности за незаконную организацию обращения цифровой валюты. Если инициативу примут окончательно, за работу с криптой вне установленного государством контура - прежде всего без лицензии или регистрации - может грозить до 4 лет лишения свободы, а при особо крупном ущербе или организованной группе - до 7 лет. Крупным ущербом предлагается считать сумму …
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Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @a_artemov. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Уголовный Авокадо” (@a_artemov), 659 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/a_artemov.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.