我被自己数不尽的表情强奸
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@ZaoFaner
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105subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001348071206 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @ZaoFaner |
| Description | 曾经,此频道立足生活,以非常古怪的文字进行生存经验书写,试图为自己找到可操的抵制策略与造反计谋。那以后呢? |
| Created | Between 1 March 2018 and 2 March 2021— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 9 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/ZaoFaner |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 9 Aug 2026, 09:15 | 105 | no change |
| 8 Aug 2026, 00:23 | 105 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 2 March 2021 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 14 February 2022. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 9 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
24 reactions across 7 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 58.3% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 14 | 58.3% | |
| 🍌 | 5 | 20.8% | |
| 👎 | 2 | 8.33% | |
| 🤯 | 2 | 8.33% | |
| ❤ | 1 | 4.17% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 7 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 24reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 2 March 2021 to 14 February 2022, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
我被自己数不尽的表情强奸
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前些时间我在看浪人新闻。我想,频道最底下有比特币广告。肏他妈的这东西究竟什么时候才能去掉?真鸡巴让我窝火,观感真的不好,很影响浪人新闻这频道整体的调性,不纯洁了。每次咯咯咯咯嘿嘿嘿嘿偷偷摸摸笑着,刷消息刷到最后,就要看见这些不懂的英文,还有钱后面的数字,数字,数字!忽然就鬼笑不出来,心里也不轻松了。这反应,这心情,这抽搐!简直就跟见了领导一模一样,目光躲躲闪闪想赶紧挪开,但又挪不动,我得赶紧把原本很大大大大的心情收敛收敛。我得赶紧缩小,赶紧变形,我一切都是小小的、微小的……方便传送,方便逃走……嘿嘿…汪,汪汪!嘿…汪汪汪!嘿…汪汪!嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿,汪汪汪汪汪汪!嘿…领导说笑你妈,叫你妈,不准笑,不准叫,领导说严肃。不准!不准装模作样!汪汪汪!操你妈还叫?!严肃!严肃!严肃!!!呜…呜嗷……领导说的对,领导说的是,是是是是是是是是是是是是是是是是是是是是是是是是!!!是我太鬼鬼祟祟了,仅仅是看个新闻而已,我为什么要一直这么鬼鬼祟祟呢?…
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别跟我好好说话,恶心
新年唯一一件让我感到真正开心的事,就是,看见小布尔乔亚的自我忏悔。我觉得我能和你们一起玩了,你们忏悔得越深,越让意识形态填满自己(尽管暂时非常幼稚——也许永远幼稚),用那非常粗糙的阶级决定论来夺舍生活中一切细节,置定自己的身份,原本那一切也许刺痛我,或让我只能给予烦腻、疑心和憎恶的特征,现在都蒙上一层奇妙的光彩。尽管有时候你们还会忍不住炫耀,兴致冲冲地谈到你们的这个小物件那个小惯习,在本已被自愿抹平的符号意义网络中,造成几块奇异的凸起。但说真的这种时刻,才让我感到你们的的易损,觉得能与你们一起玩,我真的太爱小心翼翼的样子了。我有时又觉得这种体验就像一个中年人疲惫极了,然后开始嫉妒那单纯到恐怖的青春,然后我变得猥琐。很可能差一点这种事就要变我成一个反动老顽固,我要怎么办呢?
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把一些别处写地内容塞到以前内容的评论区里面了,以后也这么干,我就是要把整个时间线弄乱,反正频道聊天室没活人聊天,就是有人聊,我也不想让你们正常聊舒服,看看你们他妈的互相好好说话的样子吧,恶心。让我想呕吐。对于我,每次正常推送,点这小飞机按钮的动作都让我痛苦,是精神折磨,搞得好像我是你们的爹,你们在偷窥你爹和这世界做爱似的,要么你们一定是一百三十三个领导在批折子,要拿三角形粪叉挑破这世界怀孕的肚皮,在写着数字的眼睛下,挑出一个真理。因为别的类似问题,我很早就不再写微信公众号和别的什么,政治审查绝对不是最深疑惑逼近的。
你们就该立即决定自己是幸福的,然后去为那些出于最紧迫的原因,而不能做这个决定的人歌唱,如果不能,也该开始写。你们真该去恋爱,然后赶紧羞耻于谈论自己。你们要去对你们的人民讲话,以你们的爱与怒去召唤那尚未到来的人民
你们网友的愤怒懒懒散散的,像早泄的屌。抽出一口气病怏怏的搬出基本理论,搬出逻辑。求天不行求地不灵,死之前也要说,我不想占用公共资源。从来都不被正眼瞧过,你装理中客谁看呢?给你自己吧,屁股歪了找个准坑。呵!呵!!我只说没用
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在通讯软件上,两个人聊天出来的或长或短的文字框,像个古老的小游戏的元素(我忘了名字,类似截图中的Whirlybird):各种被用来借力弹跳的横杠,一个小人顺着这些横杠跳啊跳,背景下拉,它一直上升,没有尽头,但落下来会死。这些文字框的高下之分,意味着时间的先后,最高的最早,最下的最晚。前天我盯住聊天框,就感觉总有什么东西在从高处往下掉,往下漏,每一个文字框都在试图接住它,但接不住,只能延缓它下坠的速度。只有退出聊天界面,才能接住它,让它暂停。能停止这个紧张的过程。有的文字框试图伸长,大坝一样横截住整个屏幕;有的尽力缩短自己,让结局来得更快;有的干脆蜷缩进两边的壁,对外面的事不闻不问,只想自我保存。
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刚去买打火机时候又看到一个年轻女的从怀里摸出她的手机,手势很小心,托着个厚橡胶壳,跟摸出来一个什么宝贝器官似的准备用它,器官没了我觉得人多少得出点问题,上次有这种感觉时候是个电梯里面全是人,一个看着挺有钱的老头给缝里把它揪出来开始精准地捣,我当时想老头你捣它的样子是和我真不一样啊,你跟捣你的太阳穴按摩长头发一样,你器官可太多了,浑身都开关
我这个奇妙左翼,当时还真是纯真呢。
现在在我看来这已经不合时宜了。
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