Channel
@WhatchaGooroo
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
17subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003853738914 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @WhatchaGooroo |
| Created | Between 1 February 2026 and 6 July 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 4 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 4 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/WhatchaGooroo |
National news — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 1 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 74% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 4 Oct 2026, 01:58 | 17 | -1 |
| 10 Sept 2026, 17:16 | 18 | +1 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 20:31 | 17 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 19:27 | 17 | first reading |
16 posts held, back to 6 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 16 posts for this entry, the most recent from 22 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
1 reaction across 1 post, in 1 kind.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 1 | 100.0% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 1 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 6 July 2026 to 22 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Senate updates crypto Clarity Act draft bill to ban presidents and federal officials from issuing or sponsoring crypto and other digital assets. President Trump responds with one word, "Veto." @Whatchagooroo
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Truth Social to sell faster access to President Trump's posts for traders and investors, WSJ reports. And for Premium Gold Platinum subscribers, President Trump will come to your house, post right from your living room, and then insult you on the way out. @Whatchagooroo
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Fed Chair Kevin Warsh says the US should not bail out anyone, including crypto. Warsh adds, "People identify as everything today, so, we have to assume some people will identify as a tokenized asset. I mean, if somebody chooses to be a cryptocurrency token, no way we are going to bail them out." @Whatchagooroo
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says the US is taking over the Strait of Hormuz. Trump says, "Essentially, we are going to pick up the Strait, bring it to the US, and then govern it as part of the country. Should be very easy. Can't believe no one has done this yet." @Whatchagooroo
JUST IN: Elon Musk slams OpenAI CEO Sam Altman: "After stealing an open source AI charity, you then stole all of Apple's phone technology." He adds, "And you stole my Tesla, but I can't blame you for that since I shit in a bag, lit it on fire, and left it on your doorstep." @Whatchagooroo
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US releases new UFO footage showing six-pointed object flying over the Yellow Sea in 2025. Then US realizes lens just cracked. @Whatchagooroo
JUST IN: Elon Musk says "AI is advancing at an incredible pace." And then adds, "That sentence fragment was actually written by AI." @Whatchagooroo
JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 US revokes license that allowed Iran to sell oil. Iran responds by revoking US "Get Out of Iranian Jail" card, and forces US to swap Monopoly piece from car to that old fucking shoe. @Whatchagooroo
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 White House says the US government is working to "structure" its Strategic Bitcoin Reserve and crypto stockpile. And by "structure" the White House means to put in President Trump's pocket. @Whatchagooroo
JUST IN: Jim Cramer says "buy" Nvidia $NVDA stock. His AI avatar, Michael Burry, agrees. @Whatchagooroo
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Crypto Clarity Act has until August 7th to pass before the Senate leaves for summer recess. And we are looking forward to reminding you about this daily for the next month. Cheers! @Whatchagooroo
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 77% chance the Federal Reserve does not cut interest rates this year. It would have been 78%, but Vinny who works as a custodian at the Fed has been doing really well on his World Cup bets and he said, "Definitely go with 77%." @Whatchagooroo
Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @WhatchaGooroo. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 4 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Whatcha Gooroo?” (@WhatchaGooroo), 17 subscribers as measured 4 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/WhatchaGooroo.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.