Это наш последний тейк, поставим свечку за сатуранов и их несбывшийся пока канон Прощайте, друзья🧳 #щп
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Channel
@UranusSaturn
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
62subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002057571679 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @UranusSaturn |
| Description | Cr: https://t.me/Kimilina Для тейков: https://t.me/SatunUranus_bot |
| Created | Between 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 10 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/UranusSaturn |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Aug 2026, 04:01 | 62 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 19:09 | 62 | first reading |
18 posts held, back to 1 February 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 22 August 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 10 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
278 reactions across 15 posts, in 15 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 44.6% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 124 | 44.6% | |
| ⚡ | 38 | 13.7% | |
| 💘 | 32 | 11.5% | |
| 😭 | 20 | 7.19% | |
| 🍓 | 18 | 6.47% | |
| 😈 | 15 | 5.40% | |
| ❤🔥 | 8 | 2.88% | |
| 👾 | 7 | 2.52% | |
| 💋 | 5 | 1.80% | |
| 🌚 | 3 | 1.08% | |
| 💔 | 2 | 0.719% | |
| 🕊 | 2 | 0.719% | |
| 😢 | 2 | 0.719% | |
| ☃ | 1 | 0.36% | |
| 👍 | 1 | 0.36% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 15 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 278reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 1 February 2025 to 22 August 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Это наш последний тейк, поставим свечку за сатуранов и их несбывшийся пока канон Прощайте, друзья🧳 #щп
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Уро, сатураны под Птицу емъ!! Неанон:: брётхен(@brotchen_sat) #тейкъ
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кв/тв : намёк на нсфв (?) простите пожалуйста сатуран кф. #тейкъ
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ТВ/КВ нсфв чутчут 🤏🤏 Глупи сатураны на уроке в тетради по физике ❤ -Норф #тейкъ
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День Всех Влюбленных и Сатуранчики!!💞 @H_1j4 - мой тгк Неанон: Кимико на аве #тейкъ
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Я запрещаю вам не писать тейки. Т.к. скоро день расстрела Чикатило, пара хедов на сатуранчиков👅 Раньше Уран не праздновал 14 февраля, а Сатурн - наоборот. Он праздновал всегда, даже если второй половинки у него нет. Однако, когда в его жизни появился Уран, Сатурн буквально начал заваливать Урана подарками с самого утра и до вечера. Урану было очень неловко, особенно в первый раз, когда он Сатурну ничего не подарил.…
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🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀 🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀 🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀 𐌺ᥲᴛᥲᥕᥲ 𐍃ɦ᧐ᥙj᧐ — ʙᥙᤋуᥲ᧘ьныᥔ ρ᧐ⲙᥲн, ᥴ᧐ᤋдᥲнный κ᧐ⲙᥲнд᧐ᥔ f᧐ᥙr ᥣᥱᥲf sᴛᥙɗi᧐s ᥙ ʙыᥰущᥱнныᥔ 4 янʙᥲρя 2012 ᴦ᧐дᥲ. 𑀝южᥱᴛ ᥰ᧐ʙᥱᥴᴛʙуᥱᴛ ᧐ ᥰᥲρнᥱ, κ᧐ᴛ᧐ρ᧐ⲙу ᥰρᥙ᥊᧐дᥙᴛᥴя ᥰᥱρᥱʙᥱᥴᴛᥙᥴь ʙ ᥴᥰᥱцᥙᥲ᧘ьную ɯκ᧐᧘у д᧘я ᥙнʙᥲ᧘ᥙд᧐ʙ ᥙᤋ-ᤋᥲ δ᧐᧘ᥱᤋнᥙ ᥴᥱρдцᥲ. 𐌏н ᤋнᥲκ᧐ⲙᥙᴛᥴя ᥴ ᥰяᴛью дᥱʙуɯκᥲⲙᥙ, κ᧐ᴛ᧐ρыᥱ ᥙⲙᥱюᴛ нᥱ ᴛ᧐᧘ьκ᧐ ɸᥙᤋᥙчᥱᥴκᥙᥱ, н᧐ ᥙ ᥰᥴᥙ᥊᧐᧘᧐ᴦᥙчᥱᥴκᥙᥱ ᴛρᥲʙⲙы... ʙ дᥲнн᧐ⲙ κ᧐нɸᥱɯᥱнᥱ ʙы ⲙ᧐жᥱᴛᥱ ᥰ᧐дᥱ᧘ᥙᴛьᥴя ᥙ ᥰ᧘᧐᥊ᥙⲙ, ᥙ ᥊᧐ρ᧐ɯᥙⲙ ⲙнᥱнᥙᥱⲙ ᧐ ᥰᥱρᥴ᧐…
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Тᥱδᥱ нρᥲʙᥙᴛᥴя Тᥱɸᥙя ᥙ 𐌏δᥱρ᧐н, ᥙ дᥲжᥱ κᥲκ ᥰᥲρ᧐чκᥲ, н᧐ нᥱ ʙᥙдᥱ᧘ ᥰ᧐ нᥙⲙ κ᧐нᴛᥱнᴛ? Т᧐ᴦдᥲ д᧐δρ᧐ ᥰ᧐жᥲ᧘᧐ʙᥲᴛь ʙ.. 🔤🔤🔤🔤🔤🔤 🔤 🔤🔤🔤🔤🔤🔤 🔤🔤🔤🔤🔤🔤🔤🔤🔤🔤 𐋏ᥲɯ ᤋᥲⲙᥱчᥲᴛᥱ᧘ьныᥔ уᴦ᧐᧘᧐κ, ᴦдᥱ ʙы ⲙ᧐жᥱᴛᥱ ᥰ᧐дᥱ᧘ᥙᴛьᥴя ᧘юδыⲙ κ᧐нᴛᥱнᴛ᧐ⲙ ᥰ᧐ дᥲнн᧐ⲙу ᥰᥱᥔρᥙнᴦу! 🌟 ↳ ♡₊˚. нᥲʙᥙᴦᥲцᥙя⁞ ⁞➤ Вᥰ ᥰ᧐ᥴᴛ ⁞➤ Тʙ/κʙ ᥰ᧐ᥴᴛ ⁞➤ Буᥴᴛᥙκ δ᧐ᴛ д᧘я ᴛᥱᥔκ᧐ʙ ➤ @TethysOberoncf_bot ✎ Д𐋏И: ᥊ᥱᥔᴛᥱρы 𐌏δᥱρ᧐нᥲ ᥙ Тᥱɸᥙᥙ (ⲙ᧐жᥱᴛ д᧐ᥰ᧐᧘няᴛьᥴя) ↳ ♡₊˚. Тᥱᴦᥙ⁞ #тейк #адмтейк #вп #щп #важно ↳ ♡₊˚.…
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🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 🌟🌟 🌟🌟🌟🌟 🌟🌟🌟🌟 [🌟] - Я ТА𐌺 𐋏Е𐋏АВИЖУ 𑀝ЕБЯ ИЗ 𐌿Р𐌏Ш𐌡𐌏𐌲𐌏! [🌟] - ᧐ δ᧐жᥱ, чᴛ᧐ я ᴛʙ᧐ρᥙ᧘ ρᥲньɯᥱ... ʙᥴё ᥱщё нᥱнᥲʙᥙдᥙᴛᥱ ᥴᥱδя ᤋᥲ дᥲʙнᥱᥱ ʙρᥱⲙя? ʙ ϶ᴛ᧐ⲙ κɸ ʙы ⲙ᧐жᥱᴛᥱ ʙыᥴκᥲᤋᥲᴛьᥴя, чᴛ᧐ ʙы нᥱнᥲʙᥙдᥙᴛᥱ ʙ ᥴʙ᧐ёⲙ ᥰρ᧐ɯ᧘᧐ⲙ, н᧐ ᴛ᧐ᴦдᥲ ᧘юδᥙ᧘ᥙ (?) ʙᥰ ᥰ᧐ᥴᴛ нᥲδ᧐ρ ʙ ᥲдⲙᥙны ᴛᥱᴦᥙ: #вп #тейк ᥲдⲙ ᥴ᧐ᥴᴛᥲʙ 🎀ᥱρᴛᥙ - ✨🤍- ʙ᧘д, ᧐ᴛʙᥱчᥲᥱᴛ ᤋᥲ ʙᥴё 🎀ᥲρя - 🌟 🤍 - ʙᥰ 🎀ᥲᥴᥴᥙ - 🍬 🤍 - ᴛᥱᥔκᥙ 🎀у᧘ьκᥲ - 🎐 🤍 -ʙᥰ 🎀арлемо - 🦴 🤍- ᴛᥱᥔκᥙ 🎀е́нтеди - …
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 😠 - δ᧘ᥙн, ᥰ᧐ ᤋᥱⲙᴛᥲнᥲⲙ ᥙᤋ ɯκ ᴛᥲκ ⲙᥲ᧘᧐ κ᧐нᴛᥱнᴛᥲ( 😭 - ⲙнᥱ нᥱ ᥴ κᥱⲙ ᥰ᧐дᥱ᧘ᥙᴛьᥴя ᥴʙ᧐ᥙⲙᥙ ᥊ᥱдκᥲн᧐нᥲⲙᥙ( ᤋнᥲκ᧐ⲙ᧐? ᴛ᧐ᴦдᥲ ϶ᴛ᧐ᴛ κᥲнᥲ᧘ д᧘я ᴛᥱδя! ʙ ϶ᴛ᧐ⲙ κɸ ᴛы ⲙ᧐жᥱɯь ᥰ᧐дᥱ᧘ᥙᴛьᥴя ᥴʙ᧐ᥙⲙ κ᧐нᴛᥱнᴛ᧐ⲙ, ну ᥙ᧘ᥙ ᥰρ᧐ᥴᴛ᧐ ᧘юδ᧐ʙью κ ϶ᴛᥙⲙ дʙуⲙ ɯᥲρᥙκᥲⲙ! 🤩🤩 ᴛᥱᥔκδ᧐ᴛ @EarfhTitan_TeikBot нᥲʙᥙᴦᥲцᥙя ʙᥰ ᥰ᧐ᥴᴛ ᴛʙ/κʙ ᥰ᧐ᥴᴛ ᥊ᥱɯᴛᥱᴦᥙ: #вп #тейк #щп #адмтейк ᥲдⲙ ᥴ᧐ᥴᴛᥲʙ В᧘д. 🍬 - 𐌺ᥲᥴᥴᥙ 🤍 ᴛᥱᥔκᥙ/ʙᥰ 1 ᥲдⲙ. 🌷 - Аᴦᥲᴛᥲ 🤍 ʙᥰ 2 ᥲдⲙ. 🥀 - Бᥴ᧐д 🤍 ᴛᥱᥔκ…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @UranusSaturn. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
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Names
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A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
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“» Saturn / Uranus confession «” (@UranusSaturn), 62 subscribers as measured 10 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/UranusSaturn.
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