Education — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
Growth
24 measurements spanning 92 days, net -96. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 7,681–7,819 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 24
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
10 Nov 2026, 14:00
7,697
-11
6 Nov 2026, 20:54
7,708
-7
3 Nov 2026, 16:08
7,715
-7
31 Oct 2026, 05:36
7,722
-5
28 Oct 2026, 01:47
7,727
-2
24 Oct 2026, 21:40
7,729
+4
21 Oct 2026, 14:57
7,725
-3
18 Oct 2026, 02:21
7,728
-3
14 Oct 2026, 17:40
7,731
-11
11 Oct 2026, 08:00
7,742
-18
5 Oct 2026, 10:54
7,760
-16
27 Sept 2026, 09:54
7,776
-12
15 Sept 2026, 06:55
7,788
-3
11 Sept 2026, 12:16
7,791
-7
6 Sept 2026, 12:36
7,798
-5
1 Sept 2026, 19:26
7,803
+3
30 Aug 2026, 04:02
7,800
-1
27 Aug 2026, 13:04
7,801
+1
24 Aug 2026, 13:03
7,800
+5
20 Aug 2026, 15:02
7,795
first reading
Engagement
61 posts held, back to 6 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 30 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
30.4%
avg views ÷ 7,697 subscribers
Avg views / post
2,340
12 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.896%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
12
of 61 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 11 of 12 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 12 November 2026
Posts held
61 (6 July 2026 – 12 November 2026)
Views total
28,037
Reactions total
232
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
13 Nov 2026, 02:41 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
341
Videos
57
Links
71
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 13 November 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Video runtime
2m 26s
Average length
49s
Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
1,702 reactions across 53 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 61.3% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
❤
1,043
61.3%
😁
332
19.5%
🔥
147
8.64%
👍
87
5.11%
🫡
56
3.29%
✍
15
0.881%
🥰
8
0.47%
🤩
5
0.294%
👌
4
0.235%
🤝
3
0.176%
🙏
2
0.118%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 55 of the 61 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,702 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 61 most recent posts we hold, published 6 July 2026 to 12 November 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
Telegram’s own ‘edited’ marker: 0 of 12 posts held from the last 30 days (0%) carried it when this register last read them. The marker says a post was changed after publishing, not what it said before — this register holds the earlier wording only where an edit fell between two of its own reads (see the edit ledger and how it is measured).
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Showing the 12 most recent of 61 posts we hold for @UPSCcafenotes. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Polls
The 4 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
When two elephants fight, it is the grass that gets trampled.41%
Nature is the symbol of the spirit.7%
A well-educated mind will always have more questions than answers.50%
Shelving hard decisions is the least ethical course.15%
A good leader is one who follows the followers.27%
The shares total 194%, above 100: this poll accepts more than one answer per voter. No per-option vote count is published, so the number of voters who chose each option is not derivable and is not shown.
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 61 most recent posts we hold, published 6 July 2026 to 12 November 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels
The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.
The Hindu Newspapers Notes @The_Hindu_NewsPaper_English_PDF · 21,584 Telegram ranks this channel #2 of 66 here — alongside 65 others — read 21 September 2026
UPSC MAINS MODEL ANSWER @upsc_mains_model_answer · 88,400 Telegram ranks this channel #6 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 17 August 2026
CSE Matrix Official @CSEMatrix · 20,793 Telegram ranks this channel #8 of 70 here — alongside 69 others — read 2 October 2026
UPSC - Previous year questions MCQ Quiz @upsc_prelims_mcq_pyq_quiz · 61,692 Telegram ranks this channel #8 of 82 here — alongside 81 others — read 21 August 2026
Economics an addiction( Dr. Vibhas jha) @vjspeaks · 34,078 Telegram ranks this channel #11 of 81 here — alongside 80 others — read 3 September 2026
PSIR - Civils Front @PSIR_Civils_Front · 21,286 Telegram ranks this channel #13 of 72 here — alongside 71 others — read 24 September 2026
All Editorials PDF (English & Hindi) @All_Editorials_pdf · 33,396 Telegram ranks this channel #14 of 45 here — alongside 44 others — read 5 September 2026
INSIGHTS IAS PSIR Channel : Nikhil K Gowda Class and Test Series forum @nikiunited · 19,889 Telegram ranks this channel #19 of 68 here — alongside 67 others — read 1 October 2026
🇮🇳 Arjuna IAS @ArjunaIAS · 24,805 Telegram ranks this channel #19 of 74 here — alongside 73 others — read 14 September 2026
Clarity for UPSC by Dr.Shivin (AIR - 297) @theanonymousupscaspirant · 254,866 Telegram ranks this channel #19 of 83 here — alongside 82 others — read 10 August 2026
ECONOMY by VIVEK SINGH @VivekSingh_Economy · 131,230 Telegram ranks this channel #20 of 84 here — alongside 83 others — read 13 August 2026
Study Smart IAS PCS @StudySmartIASPCS · 34,078 Telegram ranks this channel #21 of 79 here — alongside 78 others — read 7 September 2026
CSE UPDATES-ROBOT 2.0 @csp23info · 46,339 Telegram ranks this channel #21 of 77 here — alongside 76 others — read 27 August 2026
Essay कैसे @essaykaise1 · 23,874 Telegram ranks this channel #22 of 79 here — alongside 78 others — read 18 September 2026
Quotes for UPSC @quotesforupsc · 19,477 Telegram ranks this channel #23 of 73 here — alongside 72 others — read 30 September 2026
Delhi UPSC Secrets by Toppers @DelhiUpscSecrets_official · 59,861 Telegram ranks this channel #23 of 77 here — alongside 76 others — read 21 August 2026
STUDY MATERIALS And You @studymaterialandyou · 19,599 Telegram ranks this channel #25 of 61 here — alongside 60 others — read 2 October 2026
LEGEND BHAIYA UPSC @legendbhaiyaupsc · 207 Telegram ranks this channel #26 of 62 here — alongside 61 others — read 25 August 2026
The Hindu NewsPapers GK GS UPSC PDF @The_Hindu_Newspapers_GS_GK_UPSC · 71,104 Telegram ranks this channel #26 of 74 here — alongside 73 others — read 19 August 2026
Sleepy Classes IAS @SleepyClasses · 83,241 Telegram ranks this channel #26 of 90 here — alongside 89 others — read 18 August 2026
UPSC NOTES @UPSC_notes_insta · 27,824 Telegram ranks this channel #27 of 71 here — alongside 70 others — read 10 September 2026
UPSC FIX 2026 - 27 - 28 @UPSCFIX · 87,067 Telegram ranks this channel #27 of 69 here — alongside 68 others — read 18 August 2026
UPSC Toppers Notes & Study Materials @Upsc_Toppers_Notesss · 89,350 Telegram ranks this channel #27 of 76 here — alongside 75 others — read 16 August 2026
Hornbill Forestry 🌱 IFoS 2027 @forestryopt · 32,354 Telegram ranks this channel #28 of 72 here — alongside 71 others — read 19 September 2026
This channel appears in 76 seed channels' Telegram-generated recommendation lists in total, of which the 24 where it ranks highest are shown above. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 November 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“UPSC Cafe” (@UPSCcafenotes), 7,697 subscribers as measured 10 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/UPSCcafenotes.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.