3 Aug 2026, 13:54 UTC278 viewsread 8 August 2026
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The best distressed deal for now 💔
Channel
DISTRESS UAE | Semenov
@UAEDistressClub
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
879subscribers
+79 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1003724483330 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @UAEDistressClub |
| Created | Between 1 February 2026 and 2 June 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 5 November 2026 |
| Measurements held | 13 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 5 November 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/UAEDistressClub |
Topic
Real estate — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 19 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 5 Nov 2026, 05:15 | 879 | -1 |
| 29 Oct 2026, 03:38 | 880 | -5 |
| 21 Oct 2026, 12:30 | 885 | -3 |
| 14 Oct 2026, 03:37 | 888 | -4 |
| 5 Oct 2026, 16:21 | 892 | +1 |
| 24 Sept 2026, 21:17 | 891 | -6 |
| 5 Sept 2026, 11:00 | 897 | -2 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 21:17 | 899 | -1 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 17:59 | 900 | +52 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 21:04 | 848 | +43 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 12:37 | 805 | +5 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 01:36 | 800 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 19:38 | 800 | first reading |
Engagement
17 posts held, back to 2 June 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 3 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 2m 35s
- Average length
- 2m 35s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
39 reactions across 13 posts, in 7 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 48.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 19 | 48.7% | |
| 👍 | 6 | 15.4% | |
| 🤝 | 5 | 12.8% | |
| 🔥 | 4 | 10.3% | |
| ⚡ | 2 | 5.13% | |
| 👏 | 2 | 5.13% | |
| 🤩 | 1 | 2.56% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 13 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 39 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 2 June 2026 to 3 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
3 Aug 2026, 13:51 UTC288 views5 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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‼️ DISTRESS DEAL‼️ Palm Beach Towers 3 | Palm Jumeirah 🏙 2BR Apartment 📐 1,326 Sqft 📍 Palm Jumeirah, Dubai 🏗 Handover: Ready Soon 💰 OP + DLD: AED 4,774,000 + 4% 🔥 SP: AED 4,700,000 💸 Payment Plan: Available 🧾 Status: Off-plan ⚡️ Key Highlights: — Mid-floor unit — Ain Dubai, Partial Sea & Marina views — Prime beachfront location on Palm Jumeirah — Private beach access & world-class amenities — Best price currentl…
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28 Jul 2026, 16:19 UTC374 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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‼️ DISTRESS DEAL ‼️ ELLE Residences | Dubai Islands 🏙 2BR Apartment 📐 993.72 sqft 📍 Dubai Islands, Dubai 🏗 Handover: September 2027 💰 OP: AED 3,047,000 🔥 SP: AED 3,229,000 📈 Premium: AED 182,000 — approximately 6% 💸 Already Paid: AED 892,000 🧾 Status: Off-plan ⚡️ Key Highlights: — Top-floor unit — Sea view — Branded residence on Dubai Islands 📩 For details & booking: 👉🏼 @semenovadmin ⸻ ‼️ DISTRESS DEAL ‼️ EL…
❤1
27 Jul 2026, 10:07 UTC531 views2 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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🆕URGENT DISTRESS DEAL Stonehenge Residences II | JVC 🏙 Studio 📐 453 Sqft / 42 Sq.m. 🏢 High Floor – 10 Series 📍 Jumeirah Village Circle (JVC), Dubai 🏗 Ready to Move 💰 OP: AED 750,000 🔥 SP: AED 600,000 📉 AED 150,000 Below OP ⚡️ Key Highlights: — Top floor unit — 4-meter ceiling height — Ready to move in — Excellent investment opportunity 📩 For details & viewing: 👉🏼 @semenovadmin ⸻ ‼️ НОВЫЙ DISTRESS DEAL ‼️ Ston…
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21 Jul 2026, 18:21 UTC528 viewsread 8 August 2026
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‼️ DISTRESS DEAL ‼️ Selene Beach Residences | Siniya Island 🏙 1BR Apartment 📐 514 Sqft 📍 Siniya Island, Umm Al Quwain 🏗 Handover: Q1 2028 OP: 1,120,000 💰 SP: AED 1,153,600 💸 Payment Status: 50% Paid 🧾 Status: Off-plan ⚡️ Key Highlights: — Sobha development on Siniya Island — Amenities view — 50% already paid by the seller — Premium beachfront island community 📩 For details & booking: 👉🏼 @semenovadmin ⸻ ‼️ DIS…
9 Jul 2026, 06:05 UTC831 views7 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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🏢 PREMIUM OFFICE FOR SALE | EXECUTIVE BAY 📍 Business Bay, Dubai ✨ High-ROI Investment 📐 Size: 825 sqft 💰 Sale Price: AED 3,500,000 💸 Rental Income: AED 330,000/year 📈 ROI: 9–10% 🧾 Status: Rented (Long-term Lease) ⚡️ Key Features: — Fully fitted, furnished & partitioned office — Stunning Burj Khalifa & Dubai Canal views — Long-term tenant until 30 November 2028 — 1 covered parking space — Private pantry inside —…
❤4👍2🤝1
6 Jul 2026, 07:38 UTC690 views3 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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Video message, posted without a caption
🤝2❤1
6 Jul 2026, 07:35 UTC680 views3 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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‼️ BEST PRICE ON THE MARKET‼️ Central Park Laurel | City Walk 🏙 1BR Apartment 📐 752.72 sqft 📍 City Walk, Dubai 🏗 Handover: Ready OP: 1,900,000 AED 💰 Price NOW: AED 2,050,000 🧾 Status: Ready ⚡️ Key Highlights: — Prime City Walk location — Premium Meraas development — High rental demand and strong long-term appreciation potential — High floor 📩 For details & booking: 👉🏼 @semenovadmin ⸻ ‼️ DISTRESS DEAL ‼️ Cent…
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1 Jul 2026, 18:07 UTC684 views4 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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‼️ DISTRESS DEAL ‼️ The Lofts by Al Barari | Al Barari 🏡 1BR Loft / Townhouse 📐 1,164 sqft 📍 Al Barari, Dubai 🏗 Handover: September 2027 🔥 Price: AED 2,908,966 Selling at Original Purchase Price 🧾 Status: Off-plan ⚡️ Key Highlights: — Genuine distress sale at 2025 OP price — Located in Al Barari — Dubai’s greenest and most prestigious eco-community — Unique loft-style townhouse with premium lifestyle amenities —…
❤2👍1🔥1
29 Jun 2026, 09:54 UTC624 views4 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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SOLD OUT 🔠🔠🔠 DISTRESS DEAL Peninsula Four The Plaza | Business Bay 🏙 Studio Apartment 📐 520 sqft / 48.31 sqm 📍 Business Bay 🏗 Handover: Q3 2026 💰 OP: AED 1,275,000 🔥 SP: AED 1,211,250 📉 AED 63,750 below OP / -5% 🧾 Status: Off-plan ⚡️ Key Highlights: — 5% below original price — City/Skyline view — Select Group project in Business Bay 📩 For details & booking: 👉🏼@semenovadmin ⸻ ‼️ DISTRESS DEAL ‼️ Peninsula Fo…
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24 Jun 2026, 13:55 UTC698 views1 reactionsread 8 August 2026
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🏢 PREMIUM OFFICE FOR SALE | CLOVER BAY Urgent Sale | Motivated Seller 📍 Business Bay, Dubai 📐 Size: 3,115 sqft 💰 Sale Price: AED 8,500,000 💸 Rental Potential: AED 1,100,000/year 🧾 Status: Vacant & Ready to Move ⚡️ Key Features: — Fully fitted office — Reception area — Private pantry & washroom — Glass entrance partitions — Stunning Burj Khalifa views — 3 allocated parking spaces — Well-maintained condition — Re…
❤1
22 Jun 2026, 15:11 UTC618 viewsread 8 August 2026
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‼️ DISTRESS DEAL ‼️ Central Park Erin | City Walk 🏙 3BR Apartment 📐 1,640.74 sqft / 152.43 sqm 📍 City Walk, Dubai 💰 OP: AED 5,060,000 🔥 SP: AED 5,500,000 💸 Paid already: 50% 🧾 Status: Off-plan ⚡️ Key Highlights: — Park view unit — Large 3-bedroom layout in Central Park — Premium City Walk by Meraas 📩 For details & booking: 👉🏼 @semenovadmin ⸻ ‼️ URGENT DISTRESS DEAL ‼️ Central Park Erin | City Walk 🏙 3 спаль…
Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @UAEDistressClub. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 5 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“DISTRESS UAE | Semenov” (@UAEDistressClub), 879 subscribers as measured 5 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/UAEDistressClub.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.