Эта жопа с катетером решила сегодня довести меня до 3х инфарктов жопы…
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@Tori_and_Beni
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191subscribers
-3 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001704311498 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @Tori_and_Beni |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 16 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 5 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 16 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/Tori_and_Beni |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 16 Sept 2026, 12:57 | 191 | -1 |
| 7 Sept 2026, 22:16 | 192 | -1 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 07:59 | 193 | -1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 11:47 | 194 | no change |
| 8 Aug 2026, 04:33 | 194 | first reading |
12 posts held, back to 17 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 12 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
255 reactions across 12 posts, in 15 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 39.6% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 101 | 39.6% | |
| 🍓 | 30 | 11.8% | |
| 😱 | 27 | 10.6% | |
| ❤🔥 | 17 | 6.67% | |
| 🍌 | 15 | 5.88% | |
| 😢 | 12 | 4.71% | |
| 😭 | 9 | 3.53% | |
| 🙏 | 9 | 3.53% | |
| 👏 | 7 | 2.75% | |
| 🔥 | 7 | 2.75% | |
| 🐳 | 6 | 2.35% | |
| 💊 | 5 | 1.96% | |
| 💔 | 4 | 1.57% | |
| 🥰 | 4 | 1.57% | |
| 😁 | 2 | 0.784% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 12 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 255 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 12 most recent posts we hold, published 17 July 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Эта жопа с катетером решила сегодня довести меня до 3х инфарктов жопы…
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Забрала домой, теперь ходим с внутривенным катетером, завтра снова на анализы и капельницу…😭
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Ребенка забрали на капельницу 😭😭😭😭😭😭 А я пообещала ему что скоро домой поедем…😭 Забирать его только через часа 4….
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Когда мать привезла на прием к врачу раньше времени
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Что б вы понимали, Беня второй раз в тихоря выплевывает таблетку…очень важную таблетку…а я ловлю панику, а это точно сегодняшняя таблетка или вчерашняя. Учитывая что я ему зажимаю пасть и жду когда он проглотит. А он ее видимо где-то прячет во рту и выплевывает…я хз как он умудряется…дай тем мне сил
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Когда дома ооооооочень острые ножи…Аня не разрешила сфотать лужу крови в раковине
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Беня все еще плохо ест, иногда насильно приходится хоть чуть-чуть впихивать еду, живет только на лакомствах от другой еды отказывается…30 числа едем сдавать повторно анализы, а 7 уже на повторный прием кардиолога (прогнозы были так себе)
🙏9❤7
Дед осваивает лестницу. Подниматься ему легко, но угол спуска неудобный, надеюсь приноровится 🙏🏻
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Одна хорошая новость после везита клиники, кардиолог официально разрешил есть бананы 😅 А Беня за них душу продаст…я ему их давала на протяжении двух недель после лекарств, так сказать награда вкусняшкой 😅 Еще убрали некоторые препараты, что бы у него появился аппетит…надеюсь он скоро съест все то, что я ему накупила
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Это мы «давно не видевшись», собрались играть💖
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Съездили на прием
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Небольшой отчетик. Уже почти прошло две недели с момента реабилитации, что могу сказать. И вроде бы хорошо, но плохое самочувствие иногда остается. Принимаем вот столько препаратов 2 раза в день и уколы. И учитывая с каким боем мне приходится давать ему таблетки, дед явно идет на поправку, но ему видимо настолько от них уже плохо, что рвотные позывы стали слишком частые, он их запах чует уже за несколько метров и явн…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 12 posts we hold for @Tori_and_Beni. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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“The Life of Tori and Beni” (@Tori_and_Beni), 191 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Tori_and_Beni.
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