17 Aug 2025, 19:32 UTC≈2,490 views30 reactionsread 6 August 2026 Video
⚡ New Status Effects: Shock and Overheat
Brothers, in the latest update two fresh status effects have appeared in the zone, and they can completely change the course of battle. Now it’s crucial to understand how these states work.
⚡ Shock is a stacking effect. Each hit with a weapon or skill that deals electric damage applies stacks. Every boss and henchman has resistance to shock.
When the number of stacks reaches…
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15 Aug 2025, 13:43 UTC≈1,850 views8 reactionsread 6 August 2026 Photo
👻 UPDATE IS HERE — BALANCE, FIXES & A NEW BOSS!
Brothers, while we’re working on the next big update, we decided to warm you up with a patch — we tweaked, fixed, and added something nasty. Here’s the full list:
Improvements & Changes:
— Burn: each stack now deals +100% damage based on the weapon’s base damage (previously 10%).
— Shock: damage from the target’s current health increased from 3% to 10% (and up to 20% a…
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1 Aug 2025, 16:24 UTC≈1,090 views8 reactionsread 6 August 2026 Photo
🆕 Major Update in Prison! 🆕
Get ready, inmates! This update is for the real pros!
⚜ New Features:
— 3 new bosses — each with unique tactics and rewards!
— 2 new status effect mechanics to make battles even more intense.
— Smuggler — a new character and a whole new mechanic! Find out how to profit with him.
— 19 new weapons and 8 new clothing sets — level up and change your style.
— 5 new loot boxes in the store — o…
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22 Jul 2025, 04:33 UTC926 views11 reactionsread 6 August 2026 Photo
❤🔥 LESS THANK A WEEK UNTIL THE BATTLE PASS FINALE
And you still haven’t collected the full SOPRANO set?
Think about what you’re missing:
🦈 A brand-new style
😢 A unique look
🍑 And the chance to stand out in the whole block
Thinking: “What if the battle pass gear has worse stats than my old set?”
Well, what if we told you—you can take the appearance of the new gear *and* keep the stats from your old one?
That’s ri…
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10 Jul 2025, 17:00 UTC818 views6 reactionsread 6 August 2026 Photo
🎲 UPDATE IS HERE — WHAT'S FIXED AND TUNED
Guys, the update just dropped — here’s a list of everything that’s been polished and fixed to make the game run smoother.
What’s improved and fixed:
* Resources in raids now display correctly and don’t overlap.
* Yellow effects on clothing and weapons finally work as they should — check them out in combat.
* Added map indication that the barbell can heal.
* Now you can exch…
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2 Jul 2025, 22:11 UTC≈1,110 views11 reactionsread 6 August 2026 Photo
🎖What Does Level Give You (Besides Street Respect)?
You’re not leveling up just for show. This isn’t about flexing for the girls — here’s what real level-ups give you:
💸 More TON Rewards from Raids
The higher your level, the fatter the loot from bosses.
Back when you were a noob — you got scraps. Now you’re a real one — and the payouts are serious.
Simple formula:
Reward = 9% + 1% × your level
💪Stat Boosts
Every …
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29 Jun 2025, 19:20 UTC899 views10 reactionsread 6 August 2026 Photo
➕Where to Get XP So You’re Not a Noob
Wanna level up and prove you’re not just some clueless rookie?
Here’s how to farm XP like a beast:
🏃♂ Running, dumbbells, barbells — train like an animal
Even basic workouts give you XP. Lift iron, run laps — and quit whining.
This ain’t a spa, it’s prison.
🎲Shell game and the showers
Yep, even in the shower you can earn XP. Just... don’t drop the soap, bro.
Shell games give …
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24 Jun 2025, 14:35 UTC701 views12 reactionsread 6 August 2026 Photo
💎TON as Rewards: How to Stack That Cash
“Vasya, how do I make some money? What do I press?!”
Listen up, brother — there are two ways to earn:
1️⃣ Smash bosses — get paid in crypto
Every boss can drop you a bit of TON.
Wanna know the max payout? Check the boss selection screen.
But here’s the deal: the stronger you are (higher level), the fatter the drops.
So go beast mode — level up like crazy, and the rewards will…
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22 Jun 2025, 17:13 UTC651 views7 reactionsread 6 August 2026 Photo
🏆 What’s a Leaderboard?
The leaderboard is a showcase for those with balls of steel and nerves of concrete.
Only real beasts make it there — no mama’s boys, no excuses. It’s the hall of fame for those who bring the heat and don’t apologize.
👑 There are two types of leaderboards:
1⃣ Battle Pass Leaderboard — this one’s ruled by the XP grinders.
They don’t sleep, they don’t eat — they farm. By body or by soul, they c…
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19 Jun 2025, 19:06 UTC613 views7 reactionsread 6 August 2026 Photo
🙏 Insider Tips: How to Wreck a Boss Like a Real One
If you’ve already completed onboarding — that means you took down Curly, nice job. But the Banker? That snake won’t go down easy. Here are three tips for you, bro:
1⃣Grab the sidekick “Crowbar” and max him out
Without “Crowbar,” it’s like being in prison without a shiv. Buy this sidekick, level him up, and let him tear through anyone in your way. The Banker’s scar…
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18 Jun 2025, 19:34 UTC540 views4 reactionsread 6 August 2026 Photo
👊 Where to Get Gear If You Just Entered the Game
If you just joined and have no clue where to get gear — listen up, I’ll break it down for you:
🦈 From Bosses — Guaranteed Drops
Every boss leaves gear behind after a fight. From the first chump, "Curly," you’ll get _Frozen Blood_. It's a decent weapon — don’t waste it, you’ll need it.
💌 Lootboxes — Like Care Packages From the Outside
Want gear? Hit the shop and spin…
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