Oh no! Could someone please warn Ralph Harrison?! The courageous and brave valkyrie has given him three days before she brings the 'old ways' right to his front door! 😂
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Channel
@TheWessexNomad
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765subscribers
+3 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001835378288 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @TheWessexNomad |
| Created | 25 October 2022 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 14 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/TheWessexNomad |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 53% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Sept 2026, 09:59 | 765 | +1 |
| 7 Sept 2026, 15:56 | 764 | -7 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 15:08 | 771 | -3 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 02:15 | 774 | -2 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 00:58 | 776 | +14 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 15:50 | 762 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 11:45 | 762 | first reading |
17 posts held, back to 3 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
193 reactions across 17 posts, in 14 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 26.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 | 52 | 26.9% | |
| ❤ | 37 | 19.2% | |
| 👍 | 29 | 15.0% | |
| 🤣 | 26 | 13.5% | |
| ❤🔥 | 13 | 6.74% | |
| ⚡ | 11 | 5.70% | |
| 🙏 | 10 | 5.18% | |
| 👎 | 3 | 1.55% | |
| 👏 | 3 | 1.55% | |
| 😡 | 3 | 1.55% | |
| 🤡 | 2 | 1.04% | |
| 🫡 | 2 | 1.04% | |
| 🐳 | 1 | 0.518% | |
| 👻 | 1 | 0.518% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 17 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 193 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 3 July 2026 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Oh no! Could someone please warn Ralph Harrison?! The courageous and brave valkyrie has given him three days before she brings the 'old ways' right to his front door! 😂
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Well, holy shit guys, it's over. I have arrived on antifascist pagan Tiktok. This brave and courageous valkyrie (😂) says I'm going to be seeing a lot of her, so I better throw in the towel before I feel the full force of her wrath!
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My next video, the Screaming Skull of Brougham Hall, is now available to supporters on Patreon and will be on YouTube soon. Some might remember last year when The Wessex Nomad and I investigated the legend of the Screaming Skull in Chilton Centello and found it to be real. There are a large number of skulls kept in great houses and halls across the country, and in this video I investigate my second one, just south o…
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https://youtu.be/12NC4sw0Nsw?is=KODAgvJkhVAwxM1P
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Will Paganism become a major religion again? Replying to Wessex Nomad on X… In the 2020s, as many major churches chose to parrot the globalists and the radical left… -In the UK, Shamanism-often overlapping with other Pagan traditions-became the fastest growing religion, increasing tenfold since the 2011 census. -Paganism became the fourth largest religion in Scotland, surpassing Sikhism and Buddhism. -In the same tim…
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Get 10% off Senlak Clothing with discount code "NOMAD" - https://www.senlak.co.uk/
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Early Anglo Saxon burials containing ring pouches from Lincolnshire, and a modern reconstruction. The ring held the mouth open, and could be made of metal or wood, and on some lavish examples, the ring was made of a section of elephant ivory, traded up from the Swahili Coast. Women are always saying modern women’s clothing doesn’t have enough pockets…gents, now you know what to get her for Midsummer. 𐘾
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Please be sure to check out the latest video if you haven't already. A lot of research went into unravelling this overlooked and somewhat gruesome Somerset history: https://youtu.be/l3ve4pN0qlk
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This is definitely worth a watch. Very well researched and very engaging. https://youtu.be/ZdA-a3kasns?is=hq7s7Or_Dqd02v5B
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In an area founded with deep guilt associated with the brutal murder of the legendary Saint Thomas Becket, relics of his past have remained hidden and forgotten about for centuries so not even dissolution could destroy the legacy of one of the most fascinating and unique cults in England's history. Join me in investigating the whereabouts of a gruesome treasure that is unknown by the majority in the region. Watch h…
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The new video has dropped on Patreon. Sign up to enjoy early access and other exclusive content: https://www.patreon.com/TheWessexNomad/posts/unbelievable-164534983?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link
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I'll shall be visiting the Czech Republic in later September, specifically around Prague and Brno. If there's any locals that would like to link up, or anyone that can suggest any hidden wonders in those areas, please let me know! [email protected]
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Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @TheWessexNomad. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“The Wessex Nomad” (@TheWessexNomad), 765 subscribers as measured 14 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/TheWessexNomad.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.