Channel
@TheSillyOldTeasingEggYolk
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
76subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001164461526 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @TheSillyOldTeasingEggYolk |
| Created | Between 1 March 2018 and 31 July 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 17 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 4 times, most recently 17 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/TheSillyOldTeasingEggYolk |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 22 Aug 2026, 22:06 | 76 | -1 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 20:31 | 77 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 23:53 | 77 | first reading |
9 posts held, back to 28 November 2022 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 9 posts for this entry, the most recent from 26 August 2023. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Do Not Love Half-Lovers Do not love half-lovers Do not entertain half friends Do not indulge in works of the half-talented Do not live half a life and do not die a half-death If you choose silence, then be silent When you speak, do so until you are finished Do not silence yourself to say something And do not speak to be silent If you accept, then express it bluntly Do not mask it If you refuse, then be clear about i…
Photo, posted without a caption
"Is the world a kind place?" Once upon a time she asked me. Now, I found my answer. As I roared like a wounded beast, wishing for my struggle and pain to be acknowledged—I once again came to understand why the most hurt people could be the kindest. So now I answered her: "The world is just as kind as the people who make it. So if you want the world to be a kind place, you simply—" #random #commentary: if you want …
Death kiss Death hummed a gentle tune Of both pain and delight, Filled with life's thrill and boon, Yet bittersweet with its sight. Death sung a melody Composed of finest sounds, Pleasant for the mind, comforting for the heart, But burning inside out. Death spoke in wisdom Of the truest sense, Words not in vain But in aught and of ciphers. Death whispered in my ear, Affirming my silent wish, Confirming all my fea…
Photo, posted without a caption
"I have gotten the answer but I am having a hard time swallowing it. My brain resets with every single attempt, making my efforts laughable. Now I can't help but wonder, was this how philosophy was made? And religion birthed? A man's feeble yet needed venture to survive the weight of knowledge and find meaning in continued quest for truth. I can't help but wonder if this is what it feels like to have a breakthrough …
When I choose to see the light, I saw the light. When I choose to see the darkness, I saw the pits of hell. When I choose to see myself, I learned I didn't have a choice!
Photo, posted without a caption
Photo, posted without a caption
Showing the 9 most recent of 9 posts we hold for @TheSillyOldTeasingEggYolk. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 22 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“The silly old teasing egg yolk🍳” (@TheSillyOldTeasingEggYolk), 76 subscribers as measured 22 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/TheSillyOldTeasingEggYolk.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.