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The Based Missourian

@TheBasedMissourian

On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry

147subscribers

-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001547706533
TypeChannel
Username@TheBasedMissourian
DescriptionKeeping Missouri based, one meme at a time.
CreatedBetween 1 August 2021 and 31 January 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live8 August 2026
Measurements held3
On Telegramt.me/TheBasedMissourian

Growth

147148147.57 Aug 2026, 11:27 — 148 subscribers8 Aug 2026, 08:12 — 147 subscribers8 Aug 2026, 20:46 — 147 subscribers7 Aug 2026, 11:278 Aug 2026, 20:46
3 measurements spanning 1 day, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 147–148 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
8 Aug 2026, 20:46147no change
8 Aug 2026, 08:12147-1
7 Aug 2026, 11:27148first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 3 May 2024the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 3 February 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Photos
208
Videos
38
Links
36

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
6m 25s
Average length
1m 17s

Measured directly from 5 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

132 reactions across 20 posts, in 14 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 22.0% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
2922.0%
🤣2720.5%
🔥1511.4%
😁1410.6%
👍139.85%
💯118.33%
💩53.79%
😢53.79%
🙏43.03%
😡32.27%
👎21.52%
😈21.52%
🤷‍♂10.758%
🥱10.758%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 132reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 3 May 2024 to 3 February 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

1 Feb 2025, 16:53 UTC≈5,490 views10 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Haha...f@ggots. @TheBasedMissourian

🤣9😁1

15 Jun 2024, 14:23 UTC802 views2 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @RVDACCVideo

Riverland Active Club is an Active Club based in Eastern Missouri and Illinois. Every week, our members track and submit their numbers for their weekly workout routines, combat training, or a whole range of other activities upholding our Club Maxims "Mens Sana, Corpus Sanum" - Healthy Mind, Healthy Body. These numbers are then aggregated and reported for the group in our Weekly Activity Report. Why the effort? First

👍1😁1

25 May 2024, 02:15 UTC660 views7 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @TheConspiracyHolePhoto

Tragic and avoidable. RIP

😢5🤷‍♂1😁1

24 May 2024, 14:48 UTC544 views3 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @joyofexistencePhoto

Photo, posted without a caption

🔥3

22 May 2024, 18:52 UTC492 views14 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

💬 Missouri’s Gubernatorial Ballot Will Feature an ‘Honorary’ KKK Member A “pro-White” candidate — who was photographed in 2019 giving a “Nazi salute” next to a man in Klan robes in front of a burning cross — will appear as a GOP candidate for governor on Missouri’s primary ballot this year. A state judge has ruled that Missouri’s Republican Party can only blame itself for allowing Darrell L. McClanahan III to gain b

11👍2🥱1

11 May 2024, 12:11 UTC608 views8 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

They steal more from you every day. @TheBasedMissourian

👍8

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @TheBasedMissourian. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“The Based Missourian” (@TheBasedMissourian), 147 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/TheBasedMissourian.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.