Hey MAGA, remember that time when Trump said, “I don’t care about you, I just need your vote”? How is that sitting with you right about now?

Channel
Tea Pain
@TeaPainUSA
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
3subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002417536251 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @TeaPainUSA |
| Description | Guardian of Democracy - Born Thomas Elmer Addison Pain - July 4th, 1976 |
| Created | Between 1 September 2024 and 13 November 2024 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 13 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 15 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/TeaPainUSA |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Aug 2026, 10:32 | 3 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 02:53 | 3 | first reading |
Engagement
19 posts held, back to 13 November 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 28 December 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 9
- Videos
- 10
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 13 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
- Video runtime
- 8m 30s
- Average length
- 1m 42s
Measured directly from 5 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Recent posts
How long do you reckon it’ll take for them to figure it out?
Don’t worry, Elmo. They insult you on other platforms, too
Ha! Elon just called you a “subtard”.
That awkward moment when MAGA realises half of Elon’s workforce are the people they voted to deport.
Elmo just referred to MAGA as “subtards”, yet he’s still in Trump’s good graces, so it’s pretty clear Trump feels the same way.
Ladies and gentleman, our next secretary of defense, Fox News host Pete Hegseth.
WATCH this guy explain to MAGA, raw and uncut, what is about to happen to them because of how they voted. 🔥🔥This is AWESOME.
BREAKING: Kamala Harris was greeted with massive cheers as she arrived back at the White House today. This is heartwarming.
BREAKING: ExxonMobil just announced they will oppose Donald Trump’s plans to pull out of the Paris climate agreement.
When Trump was in office, he even deported the wives of active duty military, like Alejandra Juarez (whose husband ironically voted for Trump). President Biden won't be around to save them from the consequences of voting against their own interests.
BREAKING: Donald Trump’s cabinet is a f*cking disaster.
Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @TeaPainUSA. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Tea Pain” (@TeaPainUSA), 3 subscribers as measured 13 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/TeaPainUSA.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.