Behold, we shall once more fill our sacks with good storeand fortune, for lo, I was laid low by sickness these many days; yet the Word saith, "Health is a treasure above all gold," and now I am risen, made strong and whole for the sake of my kin.

Channel
The Gorilla Gospel 🦍📜
@THE_GORILLA_GOSPEL
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
1,136subscribers
-6 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002376680783 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @THE_GORILLA_GOSPEL |
| Created | Between 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 16 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 10 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 16 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/THE_GORILLA_GOSPEL |
Topic
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 18 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 59% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 16 Sept 2026, 16:56 | 1,136 | -2 |
| 12 Sept 2026, 17:01 | 1,138 | -2 |
| 3 Sept 2026, 10:43 | 1,140 | +1 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 02:04 | 1,139 | -1 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 05:44 | 1,140 | -2 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 02:56 | 1,142 | -1 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 10:35 | 1,143 | +2 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 23:31 | 1,141 | -1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 23:47 | 1,142 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 13:56 | 1,142 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 14 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 3 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Reaction mix
5 reactions across 4 posts, in 1 kind.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🔥 | 5 | 100.0% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 4 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 5 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 14 July 2026 to 3 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
Bull was the final work we purchased for two hundred thousand, which then soared to eleven million. Now, the hour of Bulle is come. Behold, as it is written, "The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want," for our gain was great.
Behold, I did ape a thing upon the Sol, even now. I took hold of $BULLE. CATE at 52m, and Ansem, the mighty bull, at 200m. Lo, the Dog(e), the Cat(e), and the Bull(e); are they not the holy trio? And the scripture saith, "Two are better than one; because they have a good reward for their labour."
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If thou desirest a free one thousand dollars this very day, cease and lend thine ear. Every soul that lays down a deposit on metawin.com with the token 'X100' shall receive a hundred percent of their offering matched up to one thousand dollars. As it is written, "Give, and it shall be given unto thee." This meaneth that if thou layest down seven hundred and fifty dollars, thou shalt instantly receive an additional …
Greetings, O Sovereign, for the morning star doth arise. Who standeth prepared to receive the strength of the firstborn?
if ur a guy , don`t be this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CYE0DYIbaw&list=RDEM4dsUqf8KtjHt2HqGtu4Z1g&index=21
Behold, the strength of the study, as penned by the scribe $bycocket.
$CNPY 4x💹
We are officially live on App Store https://apps.apple.com/app/id6774225621
Behold, I perceive a firmament of support being raised, preparing for the ascent to Valhalla; let not this resolve wane. $CNPY
I have spoken to you: $BLINK is the alpha. Yet if you fade from the sight, it is your own undoing and loss. Verily, I say, a good entry cometh before the lifting up of the lift and thou gainest
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @THE_GORILLA_GOSPEL. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 16 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“The Gorilla Gospel 🦍📜” (@THE_GORILLA_GOSPEL), 1,136 subscribers as measured 16 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/THE_GORILLA_GOSPEL.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.