苏联政治笑话已推送完毕,感谢订阅,此频道不会留作他用,永久停更.
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Channel
@SovietPoliticalJokes
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
993subscribers
-9 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001202967324 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @SovietPoliticalJokes |
| Created | Between 1 March 2018 and 2 November 2018 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 8 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 8 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/SovietPoliticalJokes |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 8 Sept 2026, 20:00 | 993 | -1 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 06:48 | 994 | -3 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 17:29 | 997 | -3 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 17:44 | 1,000 | -1 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 11:03 | 1,001 | -1 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 13:17 | 1,002 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 05:53 | 1,002 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 2 November 2018 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 4 November 2018. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
163 reactions across 20 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 68.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 112 | 68.7% | |
| 👏 | 51 | 31.3% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 163 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 2 November 2018 to 4 November 2018, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
苏联政治笑话已推送完毕,感谢订阅,此频道不会留作他用,永久停更.
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问:你相信随着时间的推移,政治笑话正被重新认识吗? 答:当然。过去一个笑话判15年,现在只判3年。
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外国领导人要来参观莫斯科幼儿园,问小朋友:“你们国家领导人是谁?” 答:“北极熊!” “你们国家最有名的动物呢?” 答:“勃烈日涅夫!” “莫斯科哪个地方最高?” “当然是五百三十三米高的奥斯坦基诺电视塔了!” “不,是卢比扬卡广场上克格勃大楼的地下室。从那儿能看清全国每个角落的一举一动。”
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苏联健康委员会向列昂尼德同志建议:从即日起,我们不打算再使用老鼠做医学实验,取而代之的是来自于克格勃的志愿者,所列的理由主要有三: 一、由于粮食紧缺,直接影响到老鼠的生存。而我国目前的克格勃成员要比老鼠多得多; 二、实验人员在对克格勃志愿者下手时的罪恶感要比对老鼠下手时小得多; 三、无论你怎样努力,有些事情老鼠还是不会去做的,而对克格勃来说没有他们不能去做的事情。
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谁能把大象装进冰箱里呢?超级政治家能够办到。 第一步:抓一只猫,让猫在强烈的政治攻击下承认自己是大象。 第二步:公布计划:生产一种能装进大象的冰箱,动员国民捐款。实际上并不生产。 第三步:收买证人,证明大象已经被装进冰箱里。 第四步:利用媒体优势反复强调“猫是大象的祖先”这一理论,以防后患。
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苏联社会变化在于,在斯大林时代,当有陌生人敲门的时候,屋子里的人都停止说政治笑话而把酒拿出来,到了70年代以后,还有陌生人敲门的话,他们会开始说政治笑话而把酒藏起来。
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问:广播电台总说,我们的食品充足,可是冰箱里却总是空的,这是为什么? 答:把广播连到冰箱上就好了。
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问:报纸和广播什么最有用? 答:当然是报纸。你不能用电视擦桌子,你不能用电视擦屁股。
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问:工兵和报纸的编辑有什么共同之处? 答:他们不论是谁,一生只能错一次。
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问:听说莫斯科奥运村的房子是由特殊材料制成的,请说一下,它的成份是什么? 答:我这就回答你:10%的水泥和90%的麦克风。
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说:曾经有法老和犹太人,法老灭绝了,犹太人活下来了;曾经有宗教裁判官和犹太人,前者都死绝了,后者活了下来,曾经有纳粹和犹太人,前者灭绝了,后者存活了下来,现在有共产主义者和犹太人。 问:你到底想说什么? 答:没什么,只是说犹太人可能活到最后。
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早年莫斯科修地铁,工程师将方案上报斯大林审批。不久,方案发下来,上面有斯大林的签字,细心的工程师发现图纸上多了一个圆型的茶杯印,于是莫斯科地铁就多了一条环形线。
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @SovietPoliticalJokes. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“苏联政治笑话” (@SovietPoliticalJokes), 993 subscribers as measured 8 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/SovietPoliticalJokes.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.