深圳MMK万事屋の委托报告 #委托发生地 #富士山下 #被委托人 #暖暖 #委托人 burger #委托日期 2026-08-28 #委托报酬 599-店家优惠 #被委托人特征 #大蟒蛇 #身材好 #情绪价值高 #适合人群 i/e人 #人照一致度 8.0 #颜值 8.0 #身材 凹凸有致 #性格 活泼不冷场 #上路评分 8.0 #中路评分 8.0 #综合评分 8.0 委托经过: 中券,出发山下。 进房间没聊几句暖暖就开始了骚言骚语,都不需要破冰的。然后直接开课表,上下其手,暖暖的服务大家都懂的,可以全程高能,且年轻体力俱佳,边摇边蛇边摸,暖暖中路会比较敏感,过程音效直接就是引人犯罪,只想猛猛rua她。 做了一会课表,我累了,开始一边看电视一边享受暖暖的服务,有一句没一句的搭话,看看暖少的笨猫,享受暖少的骚言骚语挑衅。 暖暖确实还是好评,情绪价值给足,服务无可挑剔,有机会还会回来的。 委托总结: 暖少服务无需多言,山下太远了真…

Channel
深圳MMK万事屋黑板报
@SZMMKWSWHBB
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
44subscribers
+7 since we began measuring on 2 September 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1004328463121 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @SZMMKWSWHBB |
| Created | Between 1 June 2026 and 29 August 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 2 September 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 3 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 3 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/SZMMKWSWHBB |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 3 Sept 2026, 19:57 | 44 | +7 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 15:16 | 37 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 29 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 383.9%
- avg views ÷ 44 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 169
- 20 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- 0.556%
- reactions ÷ views · ER floor
- Posts in window
- 20
- of 20 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 7 of 20 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 2 September 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 20 (29 August 2026 – 2 September 2026) |
| Views total | 3,378 |
| Reactions total | 8 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 2 Sept 2026, 15:16 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Reaction mix
8 reactions across 7 posts, in 1 kind.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 8 | 100.0% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 7 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 8 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 29 August 2026 to 2 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
深圳MMK万事屋の委托报告 #委托发生地 #布吉岛 #被委托人 #奈奈 #委托人 burger #委托日期 2026-09-01 #委托报酬 999-店家优惠 #被委托人特征 #情绪价值高 #敏感 #主动 #适合人群 i/e人 #人照一致度 8.0 #颜值 7.0 #身材 大A #性格 活泼有活动、真活虾 #上路评分 7.5 #中路评分 7.0 #综合评分 7.5 委托经过: 刚好路过布吉岛,好久没去看看奈奈,刚好下起了暴雨,那就去布吉岛避避雨吧。 上去新店长接待的,不认识,清禾团长都没在,就直接进了房间,等了一会奈奈就进来了,自来熟的调电视、漱口喝水,然后就趴在我背上了。说要给她背起来,那就只好给她背起来颠了两下小宝宝。 躺在沙发上聊聊天,就和奈奈亲了起来,奈奈的舌头短,就是浅蛇,嘴里有感到一点烟味。转战奈奈中路,一边亲一边活虾抖动,“不要不要,很痒”,各种抖,开始有声音,开始补钙的时候,奈奈开始叫出声,会大叫喊着受不了。 委…
深圳MMK万事屋の委托报告 #委托发生地 #柚柠 #被委托人 #蓝月 #委托人 burger #委托日期 2026-09-01 #委托报酬 899/2 #被委托人特征 #大蟒蛇 #身材好 #情绪价值高 #适合人群 i/e人 #人照一致度 10 #颜值 10 #身材 🐻大 #性格 活泼有活力 #上路评分 10 #中路评分 10 #综合评分 10 委托经过: 看到一个熟人模卡突然出现在这店里,就立刻预约了,找老熟人叙旧一下,到店后,店长带着蓝月进来了,蓝月一眼就认出我来了,在那叽叽喳喳的叫起来"你来了你来了",蓝月还是那么充满活力的,笑的店长是一脸懵逼。 聊了一会后,妹妹就趴了上来,蓝月一如既往的大蟒蛇,被她按着狂亲,推都都推不开,像要被她吃掉一样,真是太会了,强度拉满。 真的不想被强度,yyc也是,一顿狂摇,摇了足半小时,用不尽体力一样,后面还是聊聊天,打打闹闹过去了。 委托总结: 本来就是想来叙叙旧的,怎么又被强度了,蓝月还是成…
深圳MMK万事屋の委托报告 #委托发生地 #白月光 #被委托人 #可乐 #委托人 无痕 #委托日期 2026-08-28 #委托报酬 628-100(万事屋优惠) #被委托人特征 #大胸 #敏感 #温柔 #可爱 #大屁股 #适合人群 i/e人 #人照一致度 9.0 #颜值 7.8 #身材 大胸,大屁股 #性格 爱笑,活泼 #上路评分 9.0 #中路评分 9.5 #综合评分 8.5 委托经过: 眼看可乐今晚临时上班,后面也没人预约,那就让可乐再休息会然后加个钟继续狠狠欺负她吧,不然下次又得何年何月才能找到这么好玩的妹妹了。 这次的欺负程度比较于上个钟还是有点下降,毕竟连续两个钟操作实在太费体力了,至少中途休息聊了十几分钟,继续重复性操作,或者偶尔换点小花样,总之也是很好玩的一个钟,反馈非常好,配合度非常高。下钟的时候还顺便问了下可乐对我的体感十分给多少,结果给打了三分- -,果然女人啊,下次必须再狠狠欺负才行! …
深圳MMK万事屋の委托报告 #委托发生地 #白月光 #被委托人 #可乐 #委托人 无痕 #委托日期 2026-08-28 #委托报酬 628-200(万事屋优惠) #被委托人特征 #大胸 #敏感 #温柔 #可爱 #大屁股 #适合人群 i/e人 #人照一致度 9.0 #颜值 7.8 #身材 大胸,大屁股 #性格 爱笑,活泼 #上路评分 9.0 #中路评分 9.5 #综合评分 8.5 委托经过: 又来找我的可乐了,自从蹬了可乐后我又重燃了mmk的热情,这次也是可乐最后一天上班了,必须狠狠欺负她。 可乐这次还染了个发色,显得皮肤更加白皙了,这次比较熟络,躺下来可乐就直接开始小鸡啄米,我哪里还忍得住,索性直接帮可乐卸甲,可乐的圆盘胸是真的大,她的圆盘胸,瞧上去并不如何张扬,掌间一握,却分明是至少C的饱满,像藏了满月的弧度。掌心包裹双峰,缓缓揉弄起来,食指与拇指绕着她小小的葡萄打圈,偶尔蜻蜓点水般掠过,惹得可乐一阵细颤,…
深圳MMK万事屋の委托报告 #委托发生地 #喵呜 #被委托人 #可可 #委托人 alex #委托日期 2026-09-01 #委托报酬 599x2 #被委托人特征 #大蟒蛇 #颜值高 #蜂窝腰 #适合人群 都适合 #人照一致度 8.0 #颜值 8.0 #身材 苗条修长,小翘臀 #性格 魅魔系,可御可甜 #上路评分 8.0 #中路评分 7.0 #综合评分 7.5 委托经过: 又来探新店了!今天点可可!有一说 一,喵鸣这家新店环境真蛮舒服,空 间很大。见到可可,感觉比照片更好 看,是纤细修长的身材,虽然是平。 但身形真的很漂亮,皮肤也很细腻. 简单破冰后可可就开始占据了主动 权,小舌头把我各种折腾,我只能感 叹她真的很会…而且互动感很强,如 果你进攻她的嘴巴,她一定会腾出手 脚来寻龙。可可也真的很会摇,不论 是趴着还是站着都很轻松,边亲边摇 真的很舒服——厚乳时也能发现可可 的翘臀和蜂窝腰,真的好绝。然后是 特殊的蒙眼…
深圳MMK万事屋の委托报告 #委托发生地 #富士山下 #被委托人 #kk #委托人 tom #委托日期 2026-08-29 #委托报酬 566-100积分优惠 #被委托人特征 #中蟒蛇 #美胸 #骚骚的 #适合人群 i/e人 #人照一致度 8.0 #颜值 7.0 #身材 有肉感 #性格 热情 #上路评分 7 #中路评分 8.0 #综合评分 7.5 委托经过: 看到kk的ootd,耐不住就去上山了。kk今天穿着类似女仆的装扮,人看起来比照片大一点。全身都很白,滑滑的,胸是c吧,一只手握不下,手感很好。也挺能找话题聊天了。就是房间隔音不好,经常听到隔壁声音。 委托总结: 挺好的,整体不错,值得返 委托报告归档信息 审核人:伪善 @weishan001 珊迪 @SandyChecks927 商家联系方式:https://t.me/FSSXMMK147 万事屋交流群:@SZMMKXCDH 万事屋黑板报:@SZMMKWSWHBB
深圳MMK万事屋の委托报告 #委托发生地 #茶颜悦色 #被委托人 #里里 #委托人 富贵 #委托日期 2026-08 #委托报酬 599 #被委托人特征 #大胸 #长腿 #大蛇 #适合人群 e人 #人照一致度 8.8 #颜值 8.3 #身材 胸大 #性格 冷漠 #上路评分 9.0 #中路评分 7.8 #综合评分 7.0 委托经过: 这次茶颜悦色碰到的里里,是个湖南女孩。单论皮囊,其实没什么大问题,她的颜值确实过关,人照相似度有八九成,一双腿修长匀称,配上🐻C规模,乍一看硬件尚可。上手却少了点紧致感,整体偏松软,跟视觉上的预期有些落差,让体验大打折扣。 好在🐍这一项倒挺配合,称得上大蛇特蛇,也算是整场为数不多的亮点。然后就没然后了。 剩下的时间基本突出一个:躺。全程躺平当死鱼。YYC也是坐上来,然后看着我不动,大眼瞪小眼,没有任何生理反馈,极度不敏感。而且她不是单纯话少,…
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深圳MMK万事屋の委托报告 #委托发生地 #布吉岛 #被委托人 #qq #委托人 无痕 #委托日期 2026-08-30 #委托报酬 799/2 #被委托人特征 #高颜值 #大长腿 #适合人群 均可 #人照一致度 9.0 #颜值 9 #身材 7.5 #性格 9 #上路评分 8.5 #中路评分 7.5 #综合评分 8.8 委托经过: 终于约上了心心念念的扣扣。自打五月份那面钟匆匆一别,她的影子就在我心里扎了根,说不上是惊艳,但那种清冷又带点仙气的劲儿,总让人想再见一面。 今日扣扣的OOTD是一袭白色连衣裙,脚踩一双小白袜,干干净净的,像夏日午后的薄荷茶。我示意她坐我左边,可她偏不,非要到我右边坐下。那怎么行?我坚持让她过去,她也只好乖乖起身,绕了个远路坐回我左侧。落座后,彼此简单打了招呼,聊了几句近况,气氛不冷不热,正好切入正题,撕开漱口水的包装,我坐到沙发边沿,借着灯光细细打量她,五官端正,不笑的时候是真的美;可…
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深圳MMK万事屋の委托报告 #委托发生地 #布吉岛 #被委托人 #沅沅 #委托人 JJ #委托日期 2026-08-27 #委托报酬 599*3-店家优惠 #被委托人特征 #温柔 #完美女友 #适合人 我 #人照一致度 9.0 #颜值 9 #身材 9 #上路评分 9 #中路评分 9 #综合评分 9.90 雨声催夜近,心事绕指尖。 忽得片刻闲,伞下步微急。 楼道脚步轻,叩门一声浅。 沅沅抬眼笑,睫影映灯前。 眉眼含微光,脸颊浮桃色。 裙摆生微风,身影清而柔。 相逢先入怀,半句落肩头。 衣香暗相染,呼吸渐相融。 贴近分不清,心跳隔衣乱。 喜欢藏半句,耳根悄悄红。 笑声贴耳边,怀里时间慢。 聊到雨声细,话把夜说甜。 一曲轻轻过,唇红褪欲无。 门边鞋尖错,衣角迟迟放。 再见轻轻落,喉间微微酸。 电梯吞人影,暑气困衣衫。 站台灯渐空,末班车载雨。 消息久无声,掌心余温散。 空屋玄关暗,枕边冷屏光。 方知夜太短,夜雨到天明。 下次门轻响,…
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深圳MMK万事屋の委托报告 #委托发生地 #富士山下 #被委托人 #小新 #委托人 ww #委托日期 2026-08-29 #委托报酬 599(万事屋优惠) #被委托人特征 #主动 #高颜值 #身材好 #可爱 #小蟒蛇 #适合人群 i/e人 #人照一致度 9.0 #颜值 7.0 #身材 偏瘦 b #性格 主动 #上路评分 8.0 #中路评分 7.0 #综合评分 8.0 委托经过: 从未去过富士山,今天刚好得空出差回来,然后就马上约了小新,因为是才上班,等了好一会,然后小新进来,跟模卡一致,主动坐我旁边并破冰,我就知道没有白等,带着我询问看什么,一起聊天,聊着聊着就抱在一起了,上路是小蟒蛇,开始🐍了很久,期间手也是没有闲着,慢慢的🐍着🐍着就已经卸甲了,中了不大不小,刚刚好一手可以握住,很敏感,补钙的时候身体会不自觉的扭动起来,然后就来到下路,边🐍边抚摸,后面小新主动坐上来yyc,还会帮忙调整弹道,边摇边抓住…
深圳MMK万事屋の委托报告 #委托发生地 #富士山下 #被委托人 #kk #委托人 cj #委托日期 2026-08-30 #委托报酬 566-100(万事屋优惠) #被委托人特征 #中蟒蛇 #美胸 #骚骚的 #适合人群 i/e人 #人照一致度 8.0 #颜值 7.0 #身材 有肉感 #性格 热情 #上路评分 7 #中路评分 8.0 #综合评分 7.5 委托经过: 中了券周末约好上山,kk的身材属于那种有点点肉的,手感好, 性格也好,上路小~中🐍,中路B+的样子,手感非常的好,美胸级别,对于手掌不算大的人来说手感极佳,手大的手感可能欠缺一点,大白腿有肉感,骚言骚语,值得返 委托总结: 挺好的,整体不错,值得返 委托报告归档信息 审核人:伪善 @weishan001 珊迪 @SandyChecks927 商家联系方式:https://t.me/FSSXMMK147 万事屋交流群:@SZMMKXCDH 万事屋黑板报:@SZM…
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A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 3 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“深圳MMK万事屋黑板报” (@SZMMKWSWHBB), 44 subscribers as measured 3 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/SZMMKWSWHBB.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.