No eyewitnesses of the supposed lunar crash today. Stop believing their unsubstantiated lunar hearsay. It's lunacy.
Signed Michoel Green

Channel
@RabbiMichoelGreenChannel
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1,530subscribers
+2 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001294545708 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @RabbiMichoelGreenChannel |
| Created | 23 November 2020 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 13 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 13 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/RabbiMichoelGreenChannel |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Aug 2026, 06:45 | 1,530 | +2 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 05:23 | 1,528 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 00:33 | 1,528 | first reading |
22 posts held, back to 28 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 21 of 22 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 22 (28 July 2026 – 7 August 2026) |
| Views total | 6,197 |
| Reactions total | 137 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 7 Aug 2026, 18:09 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
137 reactions across 21 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 39.4% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 54 | 39.4% | |
| 💯 | 28 | 20.4% | |
| ❤ | 26 | 19.0% | |
| 🔥 | 12 | 8.76% | |
| 😁 | 8 | 5.84% | |
| 👏 | 6 | 4.38% | |
| 👌 | 2 | 1.46% | |
| 🤬 | 1 | 0.73% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 21 of the 22 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 137reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 22 most recent posts we hold, published 28 July 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
No eyewitnesses of the supposed lunar crash today. Stop believing their unsubstantiated lunar hearsay. It's lunacy.
Signed Michoel Green
Why do people laugh at tin foil hats but not at a "lunar module" bedecked in tin foil and duct tape? Why doesn't anyone find it funny that their "giant step for mankind" space craft looks more like a middle-school arts & crafts project? Are they that spaced out?
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Signed Michoel Green
FDA = Fraud & Death Afflicters Freakish Democide Aggravators Frightful & Deadly Authoritarianism FrankenFood DeathDart AnnihilationAgitators
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Signed Michoel Green
The intersectionality of hate. They're all controlled by the same rogue puppet masters, who hide behind the Jews! (Please pardon the profanity)
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Signed Michoel Green
Forgot to add something to my previous post. The reason people are not ready to accept this sobering reality is because it's too fantastic for them to wrap their heads around. So they will likely turn this around on me and say that my claim is fantastic and requires evidence. I agree with them that my harsh indictment of the democidal establishment sounds fantastic, but once you objectively consider the fact that t…
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Signed Michoel Green
Fantastic claims require fantastic evidence. A man landing on the moon is a fantastic claim. There is no admissible evidence to corroborate this claim, let alone fantastic evidence. The "evidence" lunar-landing believers do cite is fantastically inadmissible. Why are people so afraid of admitting it was a fraud? The reason is that they fear the collapse of their entire belief system. Once one has the intellectua…
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Signed Michoel Green
"Civil servants" are actually Molekh servants. They serve the public to Molekh on a royal platter.
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Signed Michoel Green
Skeptics don't need to supply any evidence that the alleged moon landing was fake. Rather, it's the blind believers in lunar-landing lunacy who have the burden of proof. Hearsay from compromised government employees, easily-falsifiable photos or footage, alleged "phone calls from space," etc., aren't admissible evidence. It's absurd for anyone to suggest otherwise. It's an insult to human intelligence. Nevermind …
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Signed Michoel Green
There's something more odious about the "Chabad of Youtube" one eye icon. It's juxtaposed next to "GO-D is WATCHING" Assigning visual human likeness to Hashem runs afoul of Torah faith. Anthropomorphisms (like the "hand" "mouth" "eyes" or "ears" of G-d, etc.) are okay in writing only. This image is a violation of Jewish law.
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Signed Michoel Green
Rabbi Manis has nothing better to do than peddle occult antinomian one-eye pyramid signals?? Please complain. Tell him that G-d is indeed watching, and isn't fond of pagan icons like these, to put it lightly. EDIT: There's something else that's odious about the "Chabad of Youtube" one-eye icon. It's juxtaposed next to "GO-D is WATCHING" Assigning visual human likeness to Hashem runs afoul of Torah faith. Anthropomo…
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Signed Michoel Green
What a joke. Not just the hearing. The myth of our so-called Constitutional Republic. The joke is the fact that people actually believe there's any rule of law in the United Failed States of America. The Constitution is a hoax. The Bill of Rights is a meaningless piece of paper. The only person who gets any protection by any of its amendments is Dr. Mengele Fauci. He gets protected by the fifth amendment. Where w…
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Signed Michoel Green
They pretend to be "disciplining" Fauci, whatever that means because he's been pardoned already anyway. What a joke. How about disciplining the villains who are responsible for creating and perpetuating the Cares Act, Vaccine Act, FDA, CDC, CIA, flock cameras, chemtrails, the incessant non-stop poisoning of our food and water supply, data centers, etc.etc.? Oh I forgot, they're the ones in power. They're the ones w…
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Signed Michoel Green
Showing the 12 most recent of 22 posts we hold for @RabbiMichoelGreenChannel. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 259,707 of 1,480,688entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Republished by
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
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A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Rabbi Michoel Green Channel” (@RabbiMichoelGreenChannel), 1,530 subscribers as measured 10 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/RabbiMichoelGreenChannel.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.