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Channel
[ИВЕНТ] Nobody cookie blog
@NobodyCookieBlog
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Cite this entry
34subscribers
+22 since we began measuring on 11 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1004305277686 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @NobodyCookieBlog |
| Created | Between 1 June 2026 and 11 August 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 12 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 8 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 8 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 8 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/NobodyCookieBlog |
Topic
Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 30 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 83% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 27 Sept 2026, 19:20 | 34 | +1 |
| 11 Sept 2026, 17:17 | 33 | +3 |
| 3 Sept 2026, 07:46 | 30 | +7 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 00:33 | 23 | +5 |
| 19 Aug 2026, 00:36 | 18 | +5 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 09:28 | 13 | +1 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 04:31 | 12 | no change |
| 11 Aug 2026, 09:49 | 12 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 11 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 11 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
🎩Nobody cookie is talking 🪄: — Не против~
🎩Nobody cookie is talking 🪄: — Неа. А вот трость жалко.
🎩Nobody cookie is talking 🪄: — Да есть. Но трость всё равно жаль.
🎩Nobody cookie is talking 🪄: — Бедная моя трость...
🎩Nobody cookie is talking 🪄: — А я тут причём? Какая есть такая есть. Она не должна была сделана из материала, который не может никак сломаться. Хотя я её и не делал.
🎩Nobody cookie is talking 🪄: — бл... КУСОК ВЕРНИ ИЛИ ВООБЩЕ ТРОСТЬ ПОЧИНИ ТЫ.
🎩Nobody cookie is talking 🪄: — Эм... Надеюсь трость не развалиться. А на твоё состояние мне всё равно. Но если хочешь можешь пойти no name cookie навести, она в своей комнате.
*долбанул тростью по башке сильно*
🎩Nobody cookie is talking 🪄: — Готова по башке тростью получить?
🎩Nobody cookie is talking 🪄: — здрасте
*открыл*
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @NobodyCookieBlog. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 27 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“[ИВЕНТ] Nobody cookie blog” (@NobodyCookieBlog), 34 subscribers as measured 27 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/NobodyCookieBlog.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.