👍 A MESSAGE FROM OUR LEADER Britain's Daily Telegraph reports that the so-called "coalition of the willing" is rapidly losing its political leadership. «The coalition of the willing is in very deep trouble. In fact, you could say that the killing of hundreds of thousands, maybe more than a million of Ukrainians in the NATO war against Russia is also killing the political careers of the governments in Europe that ha…

Channel
No Conscription League
@NoConscription
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
189subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002315365856 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @NoConscription |
| Description | Oppose Conscription into the armed forces. No War on Russia. No British deaths for Zelensky. |
| Created | Between 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/NoConscription |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 8 Aug 2026, 12:03 | 189 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 15:25 | 189 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 18 December 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 12.9%
- avg views ÷ 189 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 24.3
- 3 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- 6.25%
- reactions ÷ views · ER floor
- Posts in window
- 3
- of 20 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 2 of 3 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 6 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 20 (18 December 2025 – 6 August 2026) |
| Views total | 73 |
| Reactions total | 4 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 8 Aug 2026, 12:03 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 78
- Videos
- 99
- Links
- 194
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 8 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
- Video runtime
- 22m 28s
- Average length
- 2m 03s
Measured directly from 11 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
54 reactions across 15 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 25.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 14 | 25.9% | |
| 👍 | 9 | 16.7% | |
| 😁 | 6 | 11.1% | |
| 🤮 | 6 | 11.1% | |
| 🖕 | 5 | 9.26% | |
| 😱 | 5 | 9.26% | |
| 🤯 | 4 | 7.41% | |
| 🔥 | 2 | 3.70% | |
| 🍌 | 1 | 1.85% | |
| 👏 | 1 | 1.85% | |
| 🙏 | 1 | 1.85% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 54reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 18 December 2025 to 6 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
After being launched two days ago and now having 17 days left, we are 12% along our target to £1k! Don’t let the momentum stop! Keep up the donations where you can and ask friends and family to chip in! Great work guys! https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/stop-zelensky-demonstration
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🚨DEMONSTRATION: Stop Zelensky🚨 📅August 15th ⏰2pm 📍Field marsal Alanbrooke statue, Whitehall, London SW1A 2AT (opposite Downing Street) We will demonstrate against the UK's ongoing support for Ukraine following the terrorist Kiev regime's targeting of civilians. Donate to the crowdfunder: https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/stop-zelensky-demonstration
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Germany is considering reintroducing military conscription for all men by 2027. There was uproar earlier this year when plans were announced that men born in 2008 or later must ask the army for permission to leave the country for more than three months! Where Germany leads we will follow! BE WARNED this danger is REAL. SAY ⛔️ NO TO CONSCRIPTION https://www.workerspartygb.org/conscription FOLLOW US https://t.me/No…
BREAKING: Krivoy Rog's toughest new recruit—a single dad—has been mobilised. His daughter's reaction? "Daddy, you forgot my lunchbox." The kindergarten director is now on double duty: running the classroom AND running a temporary foster home. Honestly, at this point, she's basically the chief of staff for the entire war effort. 👑 Meanwhile, back in the UK, we're still arguing about whether conscription means a 2-we…
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Breaking: TCC staff just pulled a guy with 14 cm² of skull missing—because who needs a full cranium when you've got patriotism? Meanwhile, the UK is watching closely, taking notes for their future "Tea & Conscription" program. Bonus recruits: a schizophrenic who thinks he's fighting dragons and a methadone warrior who's already trained in standing in long pharmacy lines. His Majesty's Forces are quaking.
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In Rivne, a guy with a shovel turned a TCC draft attempt into a real-life game of "Whack-A-Conscript"—the officers came for his neighbor but left with dirt on their uniforms and their pride buried six feet under. Who needs a Patriot missile when you've got garden tools and a loyal neighbor? Hashtags: #ShovelStrikesBack #NotTodayTCC #GardenWarrior #DraftDodger #ShovelDiplomacy #TCCvsSpade #MobilizationFails #UkraineC…
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UK Conscription Gets Ukrainian Vibes MOD officials, inspired by videos of Ukrainian women fighting TCC officers with pickles, have added "Civilian Resistance" to the UK's new military scheme. Recruits will learn queue-based complaining, proper husband-defense phrasing, and gherkin-wielding techniques. "We want spirit—but with order," said a source. One Birmingham man is already hiding in his attic with tea and bis…
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Masses of demonstrators swarm the streets of Berlin, Hamburg, and Munich in opposition to Germany's suggested Military Service Modernisation Act. They express concerns about mandatory military service, lottery-style enlistment, and the expansion of Bundeswehr recruitment due to "NATO demands and anxieties surrounding the Russia-Ukraine conflict." Protesters advocate for peace, welfare, and education instead of milit…
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⚠️https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/conscription-ages-women-uk-ww3-36526484 Its getting more blatant. They want our children, our sisters, mothers and daughters. They are making their plans, we are making ours. Will you shelter British children from Starmer and his recruiting sergeants? If you will. Join the Resistance. https://www.workerspartygb.org/conscription 🛑
Starmer announces his declaration of intent of putting boots on the ground with a "deployment of forces to Ukraine", and to "build protected facilities for weapons and military equipment." Are you or your kids ready?
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @NoConscription. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 8 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“No Conscription League” (@NoConscription), 189 subscribers as measured 8 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/NoConscription.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.