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Бастрыкин Поручил

@Neurobastrykin

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90subscribers

-1 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001634457192
TypeChannel
Username@Neurobastrykin
Created7 April 2022measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded9 August 2026
Last confirmed live28 August 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged2 times, most recently 28 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/Neurobastrykin

Growth

909190.56 August 2026 — 91 subscribers9 August 2026 — 91 subscribers21 August 2026 — 90 subscribers6 August 202621 August 2026
3 measurements spanning 15 days, net -1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 90–91 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
21 Aug 2026, 14:0590-1
9 Aug 2026, 14:0291no change
6 Aug 2026, 09:5591first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 8 April 2022the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 21 April 2022. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

62 reactions across 13 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 37.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍2337.1%
😁1422.6%
🔥1117.7%
69.68%
👏69.68%
👎23.23%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 13 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 62reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 8 April 2022 to 21 April 2022, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

21 Apr 2022, 06:27 UTC≈4,830 views10 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Бастрыкин поручил учредить в русском языке новые проверочные слова. И проверять по ним вас всех.

😁8🔥2

19 Apr 2022, 17:47 UTC≈4,740 views9 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Бастрыкин поручил проверить Олега Тинькова. Голосовой помощник "Олег" два часа рассказывал СК, почему мошенничать плохо.

👍7🔥2

13 Apr 2022, 18:36 UTC≈4,800 views8 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Бастрыкин поручил проверить агрессию в отношении Нурлана Сабурова во время его тура по США, а ещё... На пресс-конференции представители СК не смогли ответить на вопрос "Что было дальше".

👍6👎2

13 Apr 2022, 13:42 UTC≈6,440 views2 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Бастрыкин поручил выяснить, кто подложил ему свинью. Задержан лысый мужчина, известный в преступном сообществе по кличке "Гоблин".

😁2

13 Apr 2022, 12:19 UTC≈4,120 viewsread 9 August 2026

Бастрыкин поручил изучить метамодернизм и лупа превратилась в маятник.

13 Apr 2022, 09:52 UTC≈3,750 views2 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Бастрыкин поручил проработать возможность производства сычуаньского соуса после национализации McDonalds. В СК уверены: эта мера привлечет в страну Рика Санчеза, что решит возможные проблемы в технологической отрасли и выведет Россию в мировые лидеры.

🔥2

13 Apr 2022, 08:37 UTC≈3,050 views5 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Бастрыкин поручил проверить высказывание Хаски о том, что рэпер приедет в Киев разве что на танке. "Бурят за слова не ответил" — сообщили в СК во время брифинга.

👍3🔥2

13 Apr 2022, 07:22 UTC≈2,510 views2 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Бастрыкин поручил проверить Александра Лукашенко. Каким-то образом проверять стали самого Бастрыкина.

👍1😁1

12 Apr 2022, 18:10 UTC≈2,110 views1 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Бастрыкин поручил уничтожить постмодернизм. В СК уже отчитались об обстоятельствах смерти Жириновского, Владислав Сурков сейчас проходит обвиняемым по делу о разрушении метанарративов.

😁1

11 Apr 2022, 19:05 UTC≈6,240 views6 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Бастрыкин поручил расследовать возможный дефолт России. И остави нам долги наша, якоже и мы оставляем должником нашим — заявили в СК.

👏6

9 Apr 2022, 18:56 UTC≈1,810 viewsread 9 August 2026

Бастрыкин поручил всем умереть.

9 Apr 2022, 15:20 UTC≈1,770 viewsread 9 August 2026

Бастрыкин поручил выяснить, есть ли у всадников Апокалипсиса необходимые ветеринарные документы. СК проводит проверку в федерации иппологов России.

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @Neurobastrykin. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 21 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Бастрыкин Поручил” (@Neurobastrykin), 90 subscribers as measured 21 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Neurobastrykin.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.