Channel
@Neanderthalnews
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
96subscribers
-6 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001765305357 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @Neanderthalnews |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 6 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 11 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/Neanderthalnews |
Politics & activism — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 27 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Oct 2026, 09:37 | 96 | -2 |
| 12 Sept 2026, 09:59 | 98 | -1 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 03:25 | 99 | -1 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 04:58 | 100 | -2 |
| 9 Aug 2026, 10:01 | 102 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 10:23 | 102 | first reading |
18 posts held, back to 25 January 2024 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 June 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 5 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
68 reactions across 15 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 36.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 💯 | 25 | 36.8% | |
| 👍 | 9 | 13.2% | |
| 🤬 | 9 | 13.2% | |
| 👏 | 8 | 11.8% | |
| ⚡ | 5 | 7.35% | |
| 🍌 | 4 | 5.88% | |
| 🔥 | 4 | 5.88% | |
| 😁 | 3 | 4.41% | |
| ❤ | 1 | 1.47% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 68 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 25 January 2024 to 6 June 2024, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Foreign Rapists Getting a One Way Ticket to Odin, who promptly kicks their ass far away from him, not his people not his problem. But the sentiment is good, send those who deserve nothing but a rope to the hanged god. A Proud Swedish Tradition!
👍5🤬1
Two of the Largest Immigrant Groups to the UK are India and Pakistan, both are several times larger than the entire British Isles combined. Why Does the UK need to take in mass amounts of people who already have more land and resources than the British Isles do?
💯6
Photo, posted without a caption
💯4
Freedom of information act (1966) in conjunction with the department of Education (1979) .Or the Bologna act (1999 and EU Regulation 1049 (2001) for Europeans. Do you really think there is a free flow of information or is it more likely it is monitored and curated for consumption? "But that isn't what that means." you might say... are you so certain? If so, who told you that it doesn't?
This is what the prison system is about. Note: snapshot from congress.gov it appears either this is the entirety of the 13th amendment or there is more to it that is withheld.
Remember! Share with your Christian Friends and Family.
🍌4
Surrender and you soon find yourself at the whims of those with no mercy or care.
🤬5
This is why.
⚡5
Did you know? Hindus do forced conversions too.
🤬2👏1🔥1
Photo, posted without a caption
😁3
The recruitment 'crisis'. The military is finally saying the quiet part out loud. Share. One source of many:
https://youtu.be/QMj_t5F8rwg?si=sHYTBnwXR7YfoOpU This is more important than many people think. It is not likely to change anything but it does highlight this odd way of thinking so prominent today. It is as if they cannot hear themselves. Or simply do not have the ability to track a line of thought. But more likely... they do, and think you do not.
👍2
Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @Neanderthalnews. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Neanderthal News” (@Neanderthalnews), 96 subscribers as measured 11 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Neanderthalnews.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.