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@LOOLbsterShitPost

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80subscribers

+30 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1003040486750
TypeChannel
Username@LOOLbsterShitPost
DescriptionЧурнализм, алкопостинг, сквозняк, письма Зиновьева и причина запретить свободу слова «Трудно писать, когда врач использует наркоз как предлог забрать телефон» Все посты основаны на информации из поваренной книги и журнала «Мурзилка» Вожак: @LOOLBSTER
CreatedBetween 1 August 2025 and 31 October 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded9 August 2026
Last confirmed live9 August 2026
Measurements held3
On Telegramt.me/LOOLbsterShitPost

Growth

5080658 Aug 2026, 22:30 — 50 subscribers9 Aug 2026, 10:51 — 80 subscribers9 Aug 2026, 19:16 — 80 subscribers8 Aug 2026, 22:309 Aug 2026, 19:16
3 measurements taken within a single day, net +30. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 46–85 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
9 Aug 2026, 19:1680no change
9 Aug 2026, 10:5180+30
8 Aug 2026, 22:3050first reading

Engagement

16 posts held, back to 9 August 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
84.5%
avg views ÷ 80 subscribers
Avg views / post
67.6
16 posts measured
Reaction rate
25.2%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
16
of 16 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 9 August 2026
Posts held16 (9 August 20269 August 2026)
Views total1,081
Reactions total272
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken9 Aug 2026, 19:16 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Photos
30
Links
9

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 9 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Reaction mix

272 reactions across 16 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 26.5% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
7226.5%
❤‍🔥4115.1%
🔥3613.2%
😭2810.3%
🙏2810.3%
🥰186.62%
🤩145.15%
😇114.04%
82.94%
🤯62.21%
💋51.84%
💘51.84%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 16 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 272reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 16 most recent posts we hold, published 9 August 2026 to 9 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

9 Aug 2026, 18:36 UTC41 views16 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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Плюсы озона: казино

❤‍🔥8🙏4🥰21🔥1

9 Aug 2026, 18:35 UTC42 views14 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Но у 🟣 все еще есть преимущества в сравнении с озоном, куда хватают любого доходягу 1) Передавать товар в доставку можно в течение 72 (?) часов с минимальными пробоинами ❌Озон (сужу по тому, что было в 25 году) выпишет штраф (то ли 100, то ли 300₽), если посылка передана до 18:00 по местному времени. И нет заботы, если заказ оформили в 17:50 ❌Вб же за позднюю передачку может накрутить с горсть процентов комиссии, н

❤‍🔥8🔥3🙏3

9 Aug 2026, 17:57 UTC54 views16 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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Чтобы зарегистрироваться на ВБ и начать продавать, базаров (по принадлежности к масти продавцов) обязан внести гарантийный взнос Более года назад его сумма составляла 10 тысяч рублей. Жим лежа не продержался — цифры спешно доплелись до 30 тысяч Теперь, если не обману, разжались позвонки и до 50 Гарантийный взнос с травяных времен оправдывают «необходимостью защитить платформу от мошенников» (мы, конечно, в это ве

😭11🤯4🙏1

9 Aug 2026, 17:44 UTC57 views16 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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Идеи, чем заняться летом Первое место: выплатить десятину Татьяне Бакальчук Как заразиться квестом? Позвольте покупателю оплатить товар до того, как внутри карточки были заполнены габариты (то бишь высота / длина / ширина / вес) — стоимость логистики будет умножена в 50 раз Так доставка искранет в 1250₽, а не 50 Если посылок с отсутствием габаритов в момент оформления было 4 — скользится еще лучше, шмякаемся нос

😭93🤯2❤‍🔥1🙏1

9 Aug 2026, 17:41 UTC54 views15 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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Любовные записки от Татьяны Бакальчук не грузят. Придется слушать субтитрами: 20 июля 13:29 Пожалуйста, погасите долг перед Wildberries На момент 19.07.2026 у вас оставался непогашенный долг. ... 29 июня 11:16 Пожалуйста, погасите долг перед Wildberries На момент 28.06.2026 у вас оставался непогашенный долг. Сумму задолженн... 1 июня 12:25 Пожалуйста, погасите долг перед Wildberries На момент 31.05.2026 у вас остава

8💋2🔥2🙏21

9 Aug 2026, 17:39 UTC50 views25 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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Недавно попался ролик, где критиковалась схема распределения расходов 50/30/20 (обязательные траты / хотелки / на черный день) « Изобретение американское, потому не подходит для СНГ пространства — разный уровень дохода, другая покупательская способность... » И действительно, ведь чаще всего у среднестатистического гражданина СНГ распределение доходов выглядит так: 20% — отложить 30% — ежемесячные расходы 50% — штра

😭8🔥76💋3❤‍🔥1

9 Aug 2026, 17:10 UTC60 views13 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Республика Сыктывкар сын сюжета

😇11❤‍🔥1🔥1

9 Aug 2026, 17:09 UTC64 views18 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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Все знают, что сейчас нашей стране нелегко 🫶 Именно поэтому мы решили завершить аукцион 🍀 таким честным, искренним, но необходимым жестом. Как никак, мир 🌏 держится только на добрых делах Именно поэтому мы завершаем аукцион и отдаем слово «аыджышчгцо» РЕСПУБЛИКЕ СЫКТЫВКАР, дефицит бюджета которой в 2026 году составил 791,5 МЛН РУБЛЕЙ, ПОЗДРАВЛЯЕМ! 🎉 В дополнение 🎁 мы дарим всем участникам аукциона слово «рогалик»

🤩14❤‍🔥2🔥2

9 Aug 2026, 11:27 UTC81 views20 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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1) Здравствуйте! Все верно: чтобы получить зрачки, кассеты не подходят Попробуйте посмотреть лучше по координатам 55.7483°, 37.6251° В виде моральной компенсации можем предложить прочистить вам сифон в ванной 2) Последний раз был в четверг В ближайшее время выход на улицу не планируется, иначе мама сменит замки

🔥10💘53❤‍🔥1🥰1

9 Aug 2026, 11:05 UTC80 views25 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Здравствуйте! Выражаем глубочайшую признательность за интерес Уже выслали на ваш почтовый адрес флешку со всеми постами, которые выйдут в будущем, чтобы не приходилось ждать их в личке

🙏17🔥43❤‍🔥1

9 Aug 2026, 11:05 UTC81 views7 reactionsread 9 August 2026

🔔 У тебя новое сообщение! здравствуйте мне очень нравятся ваши посты но в канале я их иногда не замечаю поэтому у меня просьба не могли бы вы писать посты сразу мне в личные сообщения, мне будет приятно Свайпни для ответа.

6❤‍🔥1

9 Aug 2026, 10:50 UTC86 views22 reactionsread 9 August 2026
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И никто не сделал эдит с триадой картмана Упущение

13❤‍🔥7🔥1🥰1

Showing the 12 most recent of 16 posts we hold for @LOOLbsterShitPost. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 1,122,111 of 1,160,990entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Слопстер ЩП 🦞” (@LOOLbsterShitPost), 80 subscribers as measured 9 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/LOOLbsterShitPost.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.