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Лаборатория БМВ

@LABORATORY_BMW

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Citations · Cite this entry

114subscribers

+1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002329302019
TypeChannel
Username@LABORATORY_BMW
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 1 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded9 August 2026
Last confirmed live17 September 2026
Measurements held4
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 17 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/LABORATORY_BMW

Topic

Automotive — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 26 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

1121141137 August 2026 — 113 subscribers9 August 2026 — 113 subscribers31 August 2026 — 112 subscribers17 September 2026 — 114 subscribers7 August 202617 September 2026
4 measurements spanning 41 days, net +1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 112–114 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
17 Sept 2026, 17:36114+2
31 Aug 2026, 14:54112-1
9 Aug 2026, 06:17113no change
7 Aug 2026, 16:15113first reading

Engagement

12 posts held, back to 1 March 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 12 posts for this entry, the most recent from 20 October 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
4m 49s
Average length
1m 36s

Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

105 reactions across 11 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 24.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🔥2624.8%
custom 52831423634625092772221.0%
❤2019.0%
custom 52831957627908997351211.4%
👍65.71%
custom 537095154819506740154.76%
🤝43.81%
✍32.86%
😱32.86%
custom 536845668759216580521.90%
🥰21.90%

Custom emoji. 4 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 11 of the 12 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 105 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 12 most recent posts we hold, published 1 March 2025 to 20 October 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

20 Oct 2025, 08:37 UTC415 views15 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Video

Лучшие комплименты — от наших партнеров https://t.me/bmwclubrussiaa ! ❤️ Благодарим за визит и тёплые слова ☺️. Растим качество вместе с вами!🫶

🔥8custom 52831423634625092775❤2

24 Sept 2025, 15:19 UTC525 views2 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Отчёт о проведённых работах на автомобиле BMW 528i 2013 года На данном транспортном средстве произведены следующие технические работы: - Замена сальника блока заднего редуктора. - Диагностика и устранение неисправности переднего привода, вызвавшей характерный хруст. - Замена переднего продольного рычага. Выполненные работы направлены на восстановление исправности и эксплуатационной безопасности автомобиля.

❤2

16 Sept 2025, 07:05 UTC382 views4 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Отчёт о проведённых работах с автомобилем BMW X6 3.0d 2011 года В автомобиле BMW X6 3.0d 2011 года выполнены следующие работы: - Очистка выпускного коллектора - Замена прокладок выпускного коллектора - Замена блока розжига - Замена переднего рычага подвески - Замена свечей розжига - Очистка датчика ОВS - Балансировка колёс

❤2🔥1custom 52831423634625092771

15 Sept 2025, 16:25 UTC306 views4 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Отчёт о проведённых работах с автомобилем BMW 320i 2013 года В автомобиле BMW 320i 2013 года был зафиксирован перегрев двигателя. Выполнены следующие работы - Шлифовка головки блока цилиндров (ГБЦ) - Замена маслосъёмных колпачков - Промывка радиатораa

👍2❤1🔥1

3 Jun 2025, 16:40 UTC520 views5 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Автосервис "Лаборатория BMW" предлагает профессиональную шумоизоляцию салона вашего автомобиля! Мы гарантируем качество работы и индивидуальный подход к каждому клиенту. Сделайте вашу поездку комфортнее — тишина и уют в салоне обеспечены! Мы всегда рады видеть вас и помочь вашему BMW работать лучше.

❤2🔥2🥰1

30 May 2025, 18:36 UTC454 views7 reactionsread 9 August 2026

Уважаемые клиенты, информируем вас о том, что наш клиент продает автомобиль BMW. Если вас заинтересовало предложение, пожалуйста, свяжитесь с нами для получения дополнительной информации. Торг уместен Для связи @A1eexander Посмотри объявление "BMW 3 серия 2.0 AT, 2019, 79 000 км" на Авито: https://www.avito.ru/moskva/avtomobili/bmw_3_seriya_2.0_at_2019_79000km_7385977234?utm_campaign=native&utm_medium=item_page_ios…

❤4🔥2🥰1

17 May 2025, 12:59 UTC484 views10 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Работа кипит

🔥4😱3custom 53709515481950674013

29 Apr 2025, 09:28 UTC416 views9 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

К нам приехал BMW X5 для диагностики🛠️ Мы выполнили: замену рулевых тяг передних рычагов сделали сход-развал провели техническое обслуживание

👍4🔥3custom 53709515481950674012

17 Apr 2025, 22:34 UTC403 viewsread 9 August 2026
Poll

Викторина Какой тип топлива лучше всего подходит для большинства бензиновых двигателей?

  1. АИ-9216%
  2. АИ9573%
  3. Дизельное топливо11%
  4. Газ0%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

2 Apr 2025, 09:15 UTC431 views17 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Photo

Позже расскажем вам , про этот автомобиль )

custom 52831957627908997357🔥5custom 52831423634625092775

4 Mar 2025, 14:13 UTC425 views15 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Video

Video, posted without a caption

❤5🤝4custom 52831423634625092774custom 53684566875921658052

1 Mar 2025, 20:16 UTC405 views17 reactionsread 9 August 2026
Video

Ремонт BMW Е39

custom 52831423634625092777custom 52831957627908997355✍3❤2

Showing the 12 most recent of 12 posts we hold for @LABORATORY_BMW. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

17 Apr 2025, 22:34 UTCAnonymous Poll44 voters

Викторина Какой тип топлива лучше всего подходит для большинства бензиновых двигателей?

  1. АИ-9216%
  2. АИ9573%
  3. Дизельное топливо11%
  4. Газ0%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 12 most recent posts we hold, published 1 March 2025 to 20 October 2025. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Mentions

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Лаборатория БМВ” (@LABORATORY_BMW), 114 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/LABORATORY_BMW.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.