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@Kldbgao
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80subscribers
+1 since we began measuring on 12 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003964250687 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @Kldbgao |
| Created | Between 1 April 2026 and 14 July 2026— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 12 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 12 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 12 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/Kldbgao |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Aug 2026, 20:54 | 80 | +1 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 07:00 | 79 | no change |
| 12 Aug 2026, 06:47 | 79 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 14 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 29 July 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 20 (14 July 2026 – 29 July 2026) |
| Views total | 2,948 |
| Reactions total | — |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 12 Aug 2026, 07:00 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
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深圳快乐岛出击评价: telegram.me/Kuailebao 上课时间：7月24号 老师花名：乔熙 课室位置：#南山 老师电报：@mingqwer 颜值身材：极品 体验细节：昨晚和老师合体，这模特身材的骚货真不是盖的！高挑长腿、细腰大奶、翘臀肥美，皮肤嫩得能掐出水，脸蛋又骚又甜，一见面就冲我抛媚眼，鸡巴当场就硬了。 进门没废话，直奔浴室放水。鸳鸯浴玩得特别刺激！浴缸里热水泡着，她全身抹满沐浴露，像条水蛇一样缠着我，那对又软又弹的大奶在我身上蹭来蹭去，奶头硬硬地刮鸡巴。我手直接伸到下面抠她骚穴，已经湿得一塌糊涂。先给我来个水中萧，嘴巴死死含住鸡巴，舌头卷着龟头猛吸，深喉几次差点把我吸射在水里。爽得我头皮发麻，抓着她头发忍不住往里顶，还配合着吞咽，技术骚到爆！ 洗完出来直接干正事。把我推倒床上，先是用嘴继续伺候，舔蛋蛋、深喉、吸马眼一套接一套，口水拉丝特别带感。我忍不住把她翻过来后入，鸡巴一捅到底，又紧又热又会夹。屁股往后猛顶…
深圳快乐岛出击评价: telegram.me/Kuailebao 上课时间：7.20 老师花名：baby 课室位置：#福田 老师电报：@szspa1069 颜值身材：见到本人娇小可爱的一只，稍微有点害羞，喜欢叫哥哥，交了水费就先去洗澡，一起陪浴，炮房无大镜子，上了床之后害羞的脱了衣服，先搂搂抱抱亲亲，开始前戏，舔舔很不错，还会舔肚脐眼，口活很不错会进攻蛋蛋，会主动进入正戏 女上起屌，很紧致，可惜不持久，然后传教士，屁屁垫个枕头比较好；后入喜欢跪着仰起头，主动让我手抓咪咪，会自己配合节奏动，累了之后再会动正面，在她的小骚话和娇喘之中达到顶峰 过程会主动索吻、眼神对视 事后不会催着洗澡，躺着床上聊天一会儿，女友感不错。 总结：硬件白幼瘦，颜值可爱，做爱体验、屌感都很不错，会主动眼神对视，主动索吻，事后环节也把握的很好，女友感强，服务偏弱，值得二刷 推荐程度：🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁 温馨提示：审美因人而异，服务亦有不同，报告好坏皆…
深圳快乐岛出击评价: telegram.me/Kuailebaogao 学生留名：hyuzi 上课时间：7.19 老师花名：冰冰 课室位置：南山 老师电报： @nnk55688 颜值身材:9.7 体验细节:老师看起来非常的有气质，在课程内和课程外简直就是两个人，有的时候你没办法想象，刚进门看起来知书达理，温温柔柔的老师在进入课程以后又可以变得那么坏心思像一位运筹帷幄的冷血女王，这种反差感真的是让人觉得情绪价值直接拉满，这里面没有配合度，因为全部都是老师一直在带着我走，全都是我在配合老师，一波又一波，一环扣一环的游戏让人非常的上头，澳式服务真的是不一样的享受 。下次好想试试调教的时候直接被踩出来，咳咳，下次再说 推荐程度：🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁 温馨提示：审美因人而异，服务亦有不同，报告好坏皆仅供参考。 ʀᴏʙᴏᴛᴍᴀᴋᴇ
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深圳快乐岛出击评价: t.me/Kuailebaogao 上课时间：7月14日 老师花名：舒艺 课室位置：福田 老师电报：@yuyulail 颜值身材：颜值与照片符合 体验细节：闲来无事，看老师频道里的照片和视频就很有感觉，预约了个下午的时间，见老师第一眼很满意，人照无差，胸大身材好，心想不妄我这么大老远过来，来值了，课室环境也很好，很方便停车，喝了瓶水付了水费随后洗澡，洗漱后看见老师已经穿上了我喜欢的紫色衣服加丝袜，这哪受得了，躺床上开始享受老师服务，一路唇舌调情小兄弟涨的不行，老师口活真不错，无齿感爽翻天，包裹得丝滑爽口，在老师的翻江倒海之下，完美邂逅！随后就洗洗撤了，这次出击很值，意满而归，期待下次邂逅！太值了，必须推荐！ 推荐程度：🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁 温馨提示：审美因人而异，服务亦有不同，报告好坏皆仅供参考。 ʀᴏʙᴏᴛᴍᴀᴋᴇ
深圳快乐岛出击评价: t.me/Kuailebaogao 上课时间：7-11 老师花名：#小不点 课室位置：#南山 老师联系：@wen888kk 服务细节：在家里躺着无聊，打开手机，刷到老师，正和我眼缘，马上跟老师约了时间，二十分钟车程，到了位置，指引上楼，进门聊了几句，我们去洗澡了，有水中箫，洗完回到床上，老师脱去衣服，波漫游，舌尖游全身，三角禁区，酸酸麻麻，太难顶了，口二弟真爽，我也没有闲着，吃着粉嫩的小鲍鱼，没有异味，在深喉的时候我把持不住爆了，我好久没有尝过那么开心了，这次出击圆满成功。值得推荐 推荐程度：🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁 温馨提示：审美因人而异，服务亦有不同，报告好坏皆仅供参考。 ʀᴏʙᴏᴛᴍᴀᴋᴇ
深圳快乐岛出击评价: t.me/Kuailebaogao 上课时间：7月11日 老师花名：小杰酱 课室位置：福田 老师电报：@xiaojiejiangzi 颜值身材：真🐻 人照一致 体验细节：刚约好了今天的头课，提前到达，遥控上楼来到房间，老师本人比照片好看年轻点，陪浴老师自己打着沐浴露一顿胸推然后热水水中潇上床老师问喜欢什么制服，选了一个老师马上进入角色，一顿骚话配合做完A B面，翻过去也是慢慢口，那眼神，老师一直跳戏后直奔主题没几下完事 推荐程度：🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁 温馨提示：审美因人而异，服务亦有不同，报告好坏皆仅供参考。 ʀᴏʙᴏᴛᴍᴀᴋᴇ
深圳快乐岛出击评价: t.me/Kuailebaogao 上课时间：7月11日 老师花名：安安 课室位置：龙华 老师电报：@mengbao802 颜值身材：风貌优雅 体验细节：刚约好了今天的头课，提前到达，遥控上楼来到房间，老师属于非常养眼，很热情的接待我，给我洗澡，帮我擦水擦脚，服务细致贴心，老师很爱笑，一直和我聊天，我有点内向，性格真的非常好。服务很舒服，🦶交口，胸推，老师高个子，胸还挺大，而且手感好，调情的时候还很骚气，眼神注视着我，整的都不敢对视，老师的舌头点在鸡吧上，蜻蜓点水，点的龟头酥麻酥麻的，全口包裹，打转，鸡吧顶到老师喉咙里了，裹得好紧，一会深，一会儿浅，一会儿转动着，口技太到位了，满口射入，老师吃的津津有味，体验感很好。必须强烈推荐！ 推荐程度：🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁 温馨提示：审美因人而异，服务亦有不同，报告好坏皆仅供参考。 ʀᴏʙᴏᴛᴍᴀᴋᴇ
深圳快乐岛出击评价: t.me/Kuailebaogao 上课时间：7月11日 老师花名：晨晨 课室位置：福田 老师电报：@chenya98 颜值身材：风貌优雅 体验细节：刚约好了今天的头课，提前到达，遥控上楼来到房间，老师属于非常养眼，很热情的接待我，给我洗澡，帮我擦水擦脚，服务细致贴心，老师很爱笑，一直和我聊天，我有点内向，性格真的非常好。服务很舒服，🦶交口，胸推，老师高个子，胸还挺大，而且手感好，调情的时候还很骚气，眼神注视着我，整的都不敢对视，老师的舌头点在鸡吧上，蜻蜓点水，点的龟头酥麻酥麻的，全口包裹，打转，鸡吧顶到老师喉咙里了，裹得好紧，一会深，一会儿浅，一会儿转动着，口技太到位了，满口射入，老师吃的津津有味，体验感很好。必须强烈推荐！ 推荐程度：🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁 温馨提示：审美因人而异，服务亦有不同，报告好坏皆仅供参考。 ʀᴏʙᴏᴛᴍᴀᴋᴇ
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