28 Sept 2025, 13:45 UTC≈4,250 views52 reactionsread 7 August 2026 #Kulgu_time😁
Qamoqxonaga yangi maxbuz olib kelishdi, Uni noxaq qamashgani uchunmi, o‘zidan o‘zi siqilib, qulog‘ini kesib derazadan otibdi. Yonidagi bangi hayron.
Yana noxaqlikka chiqolmay, ikkinchi qulog‘ini ham kesib otibdi, Bangi yana hayron. Maxbuz oxri chiday olmay, burnini, sochini, hatto barmoqlarini ham kesib derazadan otibdi...
Yonidagi bangi - Voy afirisee sekin-sekin qochib ketyapsanmi dermush🤪😂
➫ @KULGU…
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17 May 2025, 22:16 UTC≈7,540 views36 reactionsread 7 August 2026 Photo
#Girls | #Boys
Men yashash uchun dunyoga kelganman
Sizlarga yoqish uchun emas😃🤪
➫ @KULGULISTATUS😅
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17 May 2025, 22:12 UTC≈7,160 views61 reactionsread 7 August 2026 #Kulgu_time😁
Er uyiga yugurib kelib, oshxonadan xotinini koʻtarib chiqib spalniga qarab yuguribdi.Xotin hayron, 5 yilda birinchi marta deb er, xotinini spalniga yotqizib, ustiga oʻzi yotib. Adiyol bilan ustilarini yopib xotiniga qarab:
— Qara soat oldim qorongʻida yonadi, debdi..😆😂
➫ @KULGULISTATUS😂
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9 May 2025, 15:59 UTC≈6,640 views67 reactionsread 7 August 2026 #Kulgu_time😅
Ogoxlantiraman: Tushingizda xojatxona ko'rsangiz, undan foydalanmang! Bu tuzoq😂)
➫ @KULGULISTATUS😝 | ᴇɴɢ ᴘᴏᴢɪᴛɪᴠ ᴋᴀɴᴀʟ😅
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6 Apr 2025, 06:46 UTC≈8,940 views165 reactionsread 7 August 2026 #Kulgu_time😁
Qizlani 25 ta yaxshi jihatlari😅
Va yomon jihatlari😜
1.Qizla bilan zerikmisiz🤪.
2.Uladan yoqimli hid keb turadi😎(Sochlari,Atiri).
3.Chiroyli qomati💃🏻.
4.Kam oqatlanishi😬.
5.Ichmidi chekmidi🤔.
6.Hayoli, iboli, aqlli, hushmuomila😓.
7.Yoqimtoy☺️.
8.Uni narsalarini ishlatsen bo'ladi😌(Fenini)😂.
9.Ulani xursand qilish oson gul bersez bo'ldi🌹.
10.Ula kamro narsa talab qilishadi masalan ko'yne kiyim lak pamada…
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Signed مُحَمَّدْرِذَ
18 Dec 2024, 13:11 UTC≈11,500 views50 reactionsread 7 August 2026 Photo
Ketaman deb qo'rqitmang😏
"Daf bo'l"- deb ko'nglingizni og'ritib qo'yishim mumkin😂
@Kulgulistatus
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4 Nov 2024, 17:30 UTC≈12,400 views41 reactionsread 7 August 2026 Photo
Baxt har kimga har xil ko'rinishda ko'rinadi😇 Masalan men 😊 Oynadagi aksim ko'rinishida ko'raman😜
➫ @KULGULISTATUS😝 | ᴇɴɢ ᴘᴏᴢɪᴛɪᴠ ᴋᴀɴᴀʟ👻
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4 Nov 2024, 17:29 UTC≈11,800 views56 reactionsread 7 August 2026 #Kulgu_time😁
Qamoqxonaga yangi maxbuz olib kelishdi, Uni noxaq qamashgani uchunmi, o‘zidan o‘zi siqilib, qulog‘ini kesib derazadan otibdi. Yonidagi bangi hayron.
Yana noxaqlikka chiqolmay, ikkinchi qulog‘ini ham kesib otibdi, Bangi yana hayron. Maxbuz oxri chiday olmay, burnini, sochini, hatto barmoqlarini ham kesib derazadan otibdi...
Yonidagi bangi - Voy afirisee sekin-sekin qochib ketyapsanmi dermush🤪😂
➫ @KULGU…
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20 Sept 2024, 06:56 UTC≈13,200 views94 reactionsread 7 August 2026 #Kulgu_time😁
Er uyiga yugurib kelib, oshxonadan xotinini koʻtarib chiqib spalniga qarab yuguribdi.Xotin hayron, 5 yilda birinchi marta deb er, xotinini spalniga yotqizib, ustiga oʻzi yotib. Adiyol bilan ustilarini yopib xotiniga qarab:
— Qara soat oldim qorongʻida yonadi, debdi..😆😂
➫ @KULGULISTATUS😝 | ᴇɴɢ ᴘᴏᴢɪᴛɪᴠ ᴋᴀɴᴀʟ👻
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20 Jun 2024, 18:56 UTC≈18,200 views118 reactionsread 7 August 2026 #Kulgu_Time😁
Ko‘chada bir chiroyli ayol 👩⚕️ bir erkakni oldiga kelib:
- Kechirasiz, nazarimda siz bollarimdan birini otasi bo‘lsangiz kerak debdi😱
Daxshatdan qotib qolgan erkak:
- Yo‘g‘e bo‘lishi mumkin emas. NAXOTKI.?
- O‘zizmi bosing. Nega hovliqasiz. Men o‘qituvchiman😂🤦🏻
➫ @KULGULISTATUS😝 | ᴇɴɢ ᴘᴏᴢɪᴛɪᴠ ᴋᴀɴᴀʟ👻
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20 Jun 2024, 18:56 UTC≈16,700 views65 reactionsread 7 August 2026 Photo
Boy bolishim uchun bir qadam qoldi buning uchun menga bir dunyo pul kerak xolos😹😝
➫ @KULGULISTATUS😝 | ᴇɴɢ ᴘᴏᴢɪᴛɪᴠ ᴋᴀɴᴀʟ👻
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17 Jun 2024, 17:38 UTC≈20,500 views50 reactionsread 7 August 2026 #Yaqinlarga_Jonatamiz😁
Salom{🙃}.Qalesiz?{😉}.Sizga bitta narsa etimi?{🙈}..........
Agar bu SMS yoqsa{💌},LAVASH qarz bo'las{🌮},yoqmasa CocaCola{🍷}.Javob yozmasez Marojni{🍦},yozsez Plitka Shokolad{🍫}.O'chirib tashasez bitta abet{🍲},o'chirib tashlamasez sho'timga pul tashavorasiz{💵}.Endi bu SMSi nima qimoqchisiz?{😅}.Vooyyy, Kulvosmi?{😄}.Kulganiz uchun 10 ming Qarzsiz{😜}.Xo'sh, qachon Qarzisi berasiz?{🙂}.Xm etgande{🤓},bu…
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