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Channel
ᴊ૯⨍⨍ʀ૯ⲩꕀ ᑲ૯ઽ੮!🩸
@Jeff_CPST
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
27subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 11 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1003507938764 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @Jeff_CPST |
| Description | Пора баиньки |
| Created | Between 1 December 2025 and 31 May 2026— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/Jeff_CPST |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Aug 2026, 16:30 | 27 | no change |
| 11 Aug 2026, 16:16 | 27 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 1 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
- ERR · 30 days
- 90.4%
- avg views ÷ 27 subscribers
- Avg views / post
- 24.4
- 20 posts measured
- Reaction rate
- 15.4%
- reactions ÷ views · ER floor
- Posts in window
- 20
- of 20 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 13 of 20 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 10 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 20 (1 August 2026 – 10 August 2026) |
| Views total | 488 |
| Reactions total | 47 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 11 Aug 2026, 16:30 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 25
- Videos
- 2
- Links
- 70
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 11 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Reaction mix
47 reactions across 13 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 36.2% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| custom 5256191001298489502 | 17 | 36.2% | |
| custom 5337211801241141711 | 11 | 23.4% | |
| custom 5406785302159177217 | 8 | 17.0% | |
| custom 5460908654662284575 | 7 | 14.9% | |
| custom 5407046358861362262 | 2 | 4.26% | |
| custom 5943029934912968024 | 2 | 4.26% |
Custom emoji. Every row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them areTelegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 13 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 47reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 1 August 2026 to 10 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
彡 —»ЭЙ ТЫ! Жри потише, никчёмны- 🦷? ? ? 😲 🦷🦷СТОЯТЬ. Ахаха, это ты и есть ТА упыриха??? 😄
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彡 —»Нормально так. Я сейчас иду мимо кухни с туалета, свет на кухне выключен, а там в темноте кто-то на картах сидит, шуршит громко так и чавкает 🦷Долбаеб какой-то, блябуду ну или это безглазый Джек 🙂
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ᎠᏆNᏀ-ᎠᏆNᏀ! ᏚᎷᏚ fᴏr ʍᴇ? 💬: Джефф, какой бы помоешный хавчик ты назвал бы самым странным из всех, которые когда-либо ел? 🦷—»Почему вас вообще интересует то, чем я питался в свои худые годы 🦷Ну... Если так порассуждать, то наверное... 🧐 🦷🦷🦷Кошачий корм. Я как-то раз спиздил у уличных котов и вточил в одну харю целую миску корма. Нет, мне не стыдно. В свое оправдание скажу то, что я был в предобморочном состоянии
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彡 🦷—»Кажется кто-то очень хочет, что бы его засунули в микроволновку 🦷Оооочень хочет, прям нарывается, ебет и плачет, прям во снах видит, как в полу вышедшей из строя микроволновой печи взрывается его сраная. БЛОНДИНИСТАЯ. БАШКА.
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ᎠᏆNᏀ-ᎠᏆNᏀ! ᏚᎷᏚ fᴏr ʍᴇ? 💬: какой хавчик любишь больше всего? 🦷—»Что со стола сопру - то и ужин. Вообще мне не принципиально, я большую часть жизни выживал благодаря помойкам (а вы че думали, после побега из дома, жизнь превратится в свободную сказку? Нихуя подобного) и даже имея доступ к нормальной еде, я не особо привередлив 🧐 🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷ХОТЯ... 🦷Кое-что любимое у меня все таки есть. Сладости, любые. Готов жрать их тонн…
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ᎠᏆNᏀ-ᎠᏆNᏀ! ᏚᎷᏚ fᴏr ʍᴇ? 💬: *гиф* 🦷—»Хахаха пиздец он жирный
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🦷—»Я ЭТОГО СКОТА БЛЯТЬ НА СТАНОК НАМОТАЮ, СКОМКАЮ В ШАРИК И СЫГРАЮ ИМ В ФУТБОЛ. Только попадись мне, уродец низкорослый 💢
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🦷—»Где блять мои конфеты.
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彡 —»Ахаха, прикиньте. Та чокнутая девка, что вечно мне покоя не дает своим преследованием, сейчас сидела и ныла в коридоре, а потом сунула мне пакет сладостей и засветилась от счастья так, словно ей дар небесный снизошёл 🙂 🦷Нет, я конечно красавчик, все дела, но??? Серьёзно? 🦷🦷🦷🦷🦷Ахахаха Клянусь даже не возмущаться на ее сталкинг ближайшую неделю за такой подгон 🌟 (от куда они блять вообще все знают, что я ТАК СИЛЬН…
彡RP 🦷—»Ээээ- Да. АГА. 🤩 Бывай! Джеффри на этот раз не стал тупить. Все таки взяв пакет, черноволосый быстро рванул обратно в свою комнату, оставив Нину посреди коридора, где на полу были еще были рассыпаны другие сладости.
彡RP 🦷—»Ты... Это че? 😐 В непонятках, Джеффри уставился на помятый пакет со сладостями внутри. Он был даже в какой-то степени приятно удивлен. 🦷—»ХАХА? Окей, допустим. Типо... 🦷Спасибо? Наверное, ахаха Вместо того что бы сразу взять пакет, да свалить куда глаза глядят, он почему-то сунул руку в пакет и достав от туда первую попавшуюся конфету, обёртка с которой слетела почти сразу же и, сунул эту конфету в рот деву…
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @Jeff_CPST. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank
Citation-graph rank — 396,558 of 1,481,217entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Mentions
Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“ᴊ૯⨍⨍ʀ૯ⲩꕀ ᑲ૯ઽ੮!🩸” (@Jeff_CPST), 27 subscribers as measured 11 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Jeff_CPST.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.