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@JOYLANDpingce
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412subscribers
-7 since we began measuring on 2 September 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002364462187 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @JOYLANDpingce |
| Created | Between 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 2 September 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 11 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/JOYLANDpingce |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Sept 2026, 21:37 | 412 | -6 |
| 3 Sept 2026, 18:20 | 418 | -1 |
| 2 Sept 2026, 15:15 | 419 | first reading |
17 posts held, back to 7 April 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 17 posts for this entry, the most recent from 2 June 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
11 reactions across 8 posts, in 1 kind.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 11 | 100.0% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 9 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 11 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 7 April 2026 to 2 June 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
照片6分，看到本人至少8分，身材满分。长相偏可爱型，身材高挑。超级大e爆炸身材的同时有一张稚嫩脸，连讲话话也很温柔，笑起来很好看。微微属于可爱脸但身材又很欲的类型，这种反差倒是让我起了兴趣，忍不住就亲起来了，小蟒蛇配合度拉满。今天穿的是连衣吊带，身材凸显的也非常完美，抱起来大🐻软软的贴在身上特别舒服，态度也很好，配合度很高，提的要求都尽量满足。让妹妹女上的体验感很强，环抱的时候感觉真的是快要来了，不经意间摸到她的内裤也是潮湿了起来，奈何时间匆匆，只能下次再与微微深入交流，总的来说体验非常好
店铺：#花间 女仆：#暖暖 类型：#甜妹 价格：450/h 出击人：#TZ 出击时间：2026.05 首次服役时间：2026.05 环境： B,公 人照相似度：人照7.5分 罩杯：胸b，又白又嫩 身材：看着瘦，胸还挺有料的 身高：163 体重：82 皮肤：白度4,弹性4.5,平滑度4 态度：A，配合度很高 敏感处: 🐻，耳朵 抽烟：没闻到 纹身：没有 唇钉舌钉：无 吻技：吻技可以，小蟒蛇 过程： 听说来了新人一看照片是我喜欢的类型，问客服说是外派了，还得等一下才回来，反正也没事就出击吧坐车出击，到了楼下按照客服给的路线上楼，进了房间一眼就看到妹子了，颜值真的不错，客服带我上楼房间里等一下妹子就进来了，先给我递来涑口水漱好之后，妹妹就坐我旁边，然后找话题跟我聊天，慢慢破冰情到深处就吻了上来，妹子吻技一般不过舌头好软身上好香，这时候才注意妹子那一对小白兔还不小哦沟沟还挺深，脱掉罩子之后露出一对真的好白，摸着手感弹性不错，直接…
#No1340 店铺：#花间 女仆：#小雪 类型：#萝莉，甜妹 价格：450/h 出击人：#无敌 出击时间：2026.03 首次服役时间：2026.05 环境： B,公 人照相似度：人照7.5分 罩杯：胸c，又大又软 身材：看着瘦，细枝硕果 身高：160 体重：100 皮肤：白度4,弹性4.5,平滑度4 态度：A，配合度很高 敏感处: 🐻，三角 抽烟：没闻到 纹身：没注意 唇钉舌钉：无 吻技：吻技可以，小蟒蛇 过程： 晚上突然想出击女仆，上次女仆的体验真的很好，然后这一次也打算再找一个工兵试一下，没想到，体验还是可以的。目前为止，出去两次工兵都没算踩雷。老板跟我说了，妹妹可能皮肤有点不太好，但我对这个没太大意见，然后，妹妹人比较好，特别的体贴，又比较主动，是属于那种比较性格比较好的女生吧，妹妹跟我说，她之前被退过单，因为皮肤有点小疤痕，小时候腿可能被烫到过，不是很大一块，就是小小的一块，废话不多说，反正妹妹很主动，水帘洞…
#No1340 店铺：#花间 女仆：#微微 类型：#御姐 价格：1000/2h 出击人：#Xia 出击时间：2026.05 首次服役时间：2026.05 环境： B,公寓 人照相似度：人照8分 罩杯：胸F，又大又软 身材：看着瘦，细枝硕果 身高：165 体重：100 皮肤：白度4，弹性4.5，平滑度4.5 态度：A，配合度很高 敏感处: 全身敏感，怕痒 抽烟：无 纹身：无 唇钉舌钉：无 吻技：吻技可以，小蟒蛇 过程： 花间上新了个大胸御姐，还有测评价优惠，预约时间前往。在大厅看到微微，已有一些欣喜。 进房间，微微简单自我介绍，紫色包臀裙很显身材，大胸呼之欲出。聊了一会得知微微是兼职，本身仍在做团播，游戏也都有接触，瓦、永劫、王者、铲铲都有涉及，共同爱好倒是挺多，聊的很开心。微微很主动的将胸罩解开，虽仍穿着裙子，小乳头若隐若现倒是格外色情，一把抓上去，饱满圆润，一只手根本抓不下。用手指旋转刺激这突起，激起妹妹一阵…
店铺：#花间 女仆：#满满 类型：#甜妹 价格：500 出击人：#大哥哥 出击时间：2026.05 首次服役时间：2026.05 环境： B,公寓 人照相似度：人照9分 罩杯：胸c，又软又挺 身材：看着小小的，细枝硕果 身高：163 体重：85 皮肤：白度4，弹性4.5，平滑度4.5 态度：配合度很高 敏感处: 全身敏感，怕痒 抽烟：无 纹身：无 唇钉舌钉：无 吻技：吻技可以，中蟒蛇 过程： 看到花间上新了个F，还有测评价优惠，预约时间前往。 预约时间是10点，我10点十几分通过指引到房间，你看，挺热闹的。我说，妹子呢？老板说妹子出去外派了。我说，我约的10点，妹子，怎么没有了？老板赶紧过来发言，我又不抽烟，又拿了一瓶水过来，说，哥，你到楼上，我这边安排两个妹子，你再看一下先安排的第一个没看上，后来第二个妹子穿的蓝色的小吊带长得挺甜的，这个一下就看上了美如歌，来，坐下来，一只手把我搂着，帮我把鞋脱了，给我拿了一袋漱口水…
2026第二个女仆测评：满满（滨江花间） 好久没有出击女仆了，想找点有趣的事情，忽然想到了两年前的一个零视觉接触的idea。当时还是星猫的店还在的时候，想出来的，原本想去星猫的店试试，后来因为星猫倒闭加自己的退圈，一直没有完成这个idea的实践。 先把这个idea写一下： 零视觉接触灵感来源于《时空恋旅人》这部电影，剧中男主蒂姆与女主玛丽初次相遇在一个黑暗餐厅，在全黑的环境下就餐交流。黑暗用餐始于1999年瑞士苏黎世的 盲人餐厅，后由法国品牌 “Dans le Noir” 推广至全球。其核心理念是 通过剥夺视觉，强化其他感官体验，打破社交中的“外貌偏见”，促进人与人之间的深度交流。由此延伸出零视觉任务模式，男生提前完成漱口，在房间戴好眼罩等待，女生则由店家随机指定，提前漱口戴好眼罩进入，双方均不摘眼罩，女生不说自己的名字，在看不到对方外貌的情况下，去交流接触亲吻。坚持半小时或一方提出摘眼罩后结束。这是一种平等社交实验，针对哥布林…
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#No1221 店铺：#花间 女仆：#满满 类型：#邻家妹妹 价格：工兵450/h 出击人：#Xia 出击时间：2026.05 首次服役时间：未知 环境： B，公寓 人照相似度：人照7.5（本人瘦了很多） 罩杯：胸C，挺拔 身材：人瘦，腿细 身高：163 体重：90 皮肤：白度4，弹性4，平滑度4.5 态度：A，配合度很高 敏感处: 耳朵脖子敏感 抽烟：无 纹身：无 唇钉舌钉：无 吻技：吻技一般，受限于牙套 过程： 看到工兵榜单上描述的细枝硕果可爱脸，OOTD十分喜欢，遂预约前往，公寓需要门禁卡，客服会提前提供。 满满扎着丸子头，显得脸更小，真人更加小女孩一些。满满说刚吃过东西，所以漱了好几遍口，还连连道歉，真的很在乎客人的体验。躺下后会主动拉起我的手放在她的身上，顺势摸着大腿，特别的光滑。让妹妹坐在身上，稍微拉一下衣服，一对挺拔的酥胸就显现，乳头特别的小，视觉感非常好，上手的体验也很不错。满满俯身给我来了波小…
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#No1191 店铺：#花间 女仆：#满满 类型：#邻家妹妹 价格：工兵450/h➕600/h共2h 出击人：#佚名 出击时间：2026.5.2 首次服役时间：未知 环境： S，外派酒店 人照相似度：人照7.5吧，我脸盲，模卡和本人都还可以 罩杯：胸C，稍软 身材：不错 身高：163 体重：90 皮肤：白度4，弹性4，平滑度5。 态度：A，尺度内的都挺配合 敏感处: 不太敏感 抽烟：没有 纹身：无 唇钉舌钉：无 吻技：很主动，中蟒蛇 过程：原本预约了另外一家的女仆外派酒店，结果临时生病鸽了。于是翻看频道物色新妹妹，发现花间满满模卡不错，遂点了外派。客服通知妹妹到了，下楼去接是个小美女，会主动牵手挽着你，进房间后主动脱下外套坐到腿上，简单交流后抱到床上，开始亲亲。妹妹舌吻很主动，也能亲很久。亲累了卸甲，独留一甲尝试数次未能突破。之后开始给妹妹洗澡，从背面到正面。再之后让妹妹为我服务，舔胸很卖力值得尝试。最后释放以后抱着聊天，聊了…
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店铺：#花间 女仆：#满满 类型：#邻家妹妹 价格：工兵450/h 出击人：#匿名 出击时间：2026.05 首次服役时间：未知 环境：A 公寓loft 人照相似度：人照7.5 罩杯: C 身材：瘦，大胸 身高：163 体重：90 皮肤：白度4，弹性4，平滑度5 态度：A，尺度内的都挺配合 敏感处: 没试出来 抽烟：无 纹身：无 唇钉舌钉：无 吻技：中蟒蛇 过程：在花间群里闲聊，发现满满之前有些争议。客服说培训之后很不错，模卡看着也喜欢，就准备去看看。到房间随便选了个剧，躺下之后妹妹很主动的靠上来抱着我。闲聊了一会就开始给我服务，舔胸很卖力。舌吻感觉算不上大蟒蛇，但也比较主动。妹妹的皮肤很滑，背和腿摸起来都很舒服。而且会拿着我的手放到自己胸上，本来只握了一个，让我另一只手也抓住，说是要均衡，不能厚此薄彼。释放之后帮我清理干净，又抱着继续聊天。整体感觉还是很不错的。就是姨妈正好刚来，没有提前沟通清楚，隔裤摸都不太方便，有点遗憾
#小y 好评➕1
#No1069 店铺：#花间 女仆：#小y 类型：#甜中带御 价格：工兵450/h 出击人：#lanpangzi 出击时间：2026.04 首次服役时间：年初吧 环境： B，公寓楼 人照相似度：人照9 罩杯：胸B，摸着吃着对我来说挺够用的 身材：挺瘦的，但不是竹竿，属于该有肉的地方还是有的 身高：没细看，直接躺下了，腿挺长的 体重：目测90左右 皮肤：白度不太清楚，房间灯光比较暗，没在意这个细节，我感觉挺白的，弹性4，平滑度4。 态度：S，主动得很 抽烟：有，但是没什么烟味 纹身：无（反正我没注意） 唇钉舌钉：无 吻技：吻技不错，小蟒蛇 过程：周一被工作毒打一天，半夜下班实在是想放松一下，正好看到群里有小y的工兵，问了下时间没问题，果断出击，照例公寓楼刷码上楼，到楼上付钱之后小y就进来了，穿着黑色短裙和吊带，腿又细又长，让人眼睛无法离开。简单收拾就在床上躺下，刚刚抱住小y就主动开始了，慢慢的亲我的脸颊和脖子，完全不需要破冰，对…
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#小y 好评➕1
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