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@JM95didi
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9subscribers
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002660136619 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @JM95didi |
| Created | Between 1 March 2025 and 31 July 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 25 September 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 25 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 1 |
| On Telegram | t.me/JM95didi |
Growth history is still building. We hold one measurement for this entry. A trend needs at least two, taken days apart — so this will fill in on its own rather than being estimated. We do not publish numbers we have not measured.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 25 Sept 2026, 03:22 | 9 | first reading |
11 posts held, back to 8 August 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 11 posts for this entry, the most recent from 23 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 25 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
10 reactions across 4 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 90.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 9 | 90.0% | |
| 😁 | 1 | 10.0% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 5 of the 11 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 10 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 11 most recent posts we hold, published 8 August 2025 to 23 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
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广州会所交流群报告： https://t.me/gzhso1 【会所名称】：水云天 【会所位置】：嘉禾三青 【联系方式】：@baiyunoo 【会所价格】: 779 【技师号码】: 82号 【验证留名】: 阿拉伯的劳伦斯 【验证时间】:6月21日 【颜值评价】:8.5 【身材评价】：8.8 【推荐理由】：老规矩洗澡换衣服上楼，等了一个多小时，差几分到九点，js来了，放好手机就上去了，进入房间后，一进门就看到穿着粉色制度在迎接，说话很亲切很热情，不会冷场。简单寒暄两句后，贴心铺好地垫，打开音乐，在我面前各种卖弄风骚。随着扭动身姿，我的手也没闲着，慢慢拉下吊带，两颗🐻呼之欲出，忍不住了一顿乱啃，软度很好，🐻刚刚好，很对我味。见我下面硬梆梆，就脱掉自己内内边让我摸她，舌头在我身上任意漫游，一口含住了我的小兄弟，那一刻真的爽yy，可以说毫无齿感。口了大概5分钟，我就换个姿势躺着跟她69起来，不得不说的皮肤真的好，又白又滑，就只是摸她屁股…
❤4
广州会所交流群报告： https://t.me/gzhso1 【会所名称】：水云天 【会所位置】：三青酒店 【联系方式】：@baiyunoo 【会所价格】: 半价工兵 【技师号码】: 36 【验证留名】: 呜呜呜 【验证时间】:2026.7.1 【颜值评价】:8分 【身材评价】：8分，🐻C 【推荐理由】：听说是个健身达人，这不得去探探，打车到了之后洗完澡很不凑巧36刚起钟，在大厅等了80分钟，轮到我之后部长带进去，36已经在房间等了，房间比较大，光线也还可以不会太暗，36起完钟后，开始艳舞，边跳边聊天，聊着聊着就到床上了，到床上后先来毒🐉，毒🐉了有5分钟，36的毒🐉值得一试，毒🐉完后试了下MB，可惜36不太会，直接换👄，36👄可以，各种姿势👄都体验了一遍后就换69出第一次出水，出水后cd冷却时间，来b面服务，b面服务也可以，b面做着做着莫名就整起毒🐉了，第二次毒🐉感觉好痒，边做边聊，把她整笑了，边笑边做毒🐉，做完毒🐉后第二次出水…
【会所名称】：水云天 【会所位置】：嘉禾新石路 【联系方式】： @baiyunoo 【会所价格】: 779，s牌 【技师号码】: 33 【验证留名】: 耶稣教我爱世人 【验证时间】:2026.6 【颜值评价】:作为95场颜值还不错过得去 【身材评价】：身形还好，胸B有一丢丢赘肉，有1.68m 【推荐理由】： 下午刚好有时间出来出击一下新场子 新场子，场子不大，但很干净整洁，晚饭时间可以点汤粉面。 等了一会白总将我带入房间（顺带一提，白总非常好人，耐心解答我的每一个问题，所以上钟后，有一个好的部长聊天很重要） 一进门33就等我，外貌和白总给我的图片差不多，只是脸上会有点斑点，33很骚，进门直接全果，打开音响直接站立跳舞，所有的大动作都给你来一遍，感觉像做了一次广播体操。 由于只要一次，80分钟服务很满，比较有特色的是臀推，真的整个屁股在你身上划过，DL也很舒服，K换了好多个姿势来K，真的是指哪打哪，服务态度非常好，刚好现在下钟…
❤2😁1
【会所名称】：水云天 【会所位置】：白云嘉禾 【联系方式】：可部 @baiyunoo 【会所价格】: S➕牌838 【技师号码】: 96 【验证留名】: jack（坤坤） 【验证时间】: 6.10 【颜值评价】: 8/10 【身材评价】：9.5/10，柰大且软 【推荐理由】：探店一家刚上榜的场，部长直接推荐了最顶的96，洗浴后进入房间，房间面积和布局都还可以，而且有门。96已经在房间恭候了，靠近仔细观察一番，觉得似曾相识，总感觉在其他场上过钟。服务开始依然是艳舞，但96的舞确实有感觉，不会尬，配合独特的鼻息和前凸后翘的身材，牛牛直接起立致敬。随后就是坐着，一头埋进双峰之间的深沟里，闻着迷人的体香，渐渐地被迷倒躺在床上。96会细心的擦拭，然后使用温水加热海绵体，很仔细的舔推ab面，磨棒加速，最后成功出水。由于最近状态一直不好，所以流程是按循序渐进做的，反而能真实感受服务做的全不全。 总结:一家值得深度体验的场，印象比较深刻的特色…
Channel name was changed to «嘉禾水云天报告»
广州会所交流群报告： https://t.me/gzhsoo1 【会所名称】：水云天 【会所位置】：嘉禾新石路 【联系方式】： @baiyunoo 【会所价格】: 779 【技师号码】: 33 【验证留名】: 耶稣教我爱世人 【验证时间】:2026.6 【颜值评价】:作为95场颜值还不错过得去 【身材评价】：身形还好，胸B有一丢丢赘肉，有1.68m 【推荐理由】： 感谢牛牛给我的半价机会，今日来探探聚美这个场子。 新场子，场子不大，但很干净整洁，晚饭时间可以点汤粉面。 等了一会白总将我带入房间（顺带一提，白总非常好人，耐心解答我的每一个问题，所以上钟后，有一个好的部长聊天很重要） 一进门33就等我，外貌和白总给我的图片差不多，只是脸上会有点斑点，33很骚，进门直接全果，打开音响直接站立跳舞，所有的大动作都给你来一遍，感觉像做了一次广播体操。 由于只要一次，80分钟服务很满，比较有特色的是臀推，真的整个屁股在你身上划过，DL也…
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JM】出击报告 【验证留名】：陆宝宝 【验证时间】：6.15 【技师艺名】：96 【会所留名】：水云天 【联系方式】：@baiuunyin 【所在位置】：嘉禾 【 安 全 性 】：9分 【修车水费】：838 【颜值相似】：8分 【凶器罩杯】：c 【服务内容】：bt.kb.dl.mb 【服务详情】：96是场子头牌，等了一个钟，终于等到，妹子声音好听，皮肤很滑，目测很年轻20出头，说话柔声细气，服务态度10分，口技不错，主动热情。会引导你做很多开心的事情，不机车，互动很好。 【机车行为】：无 【优点缺点】：微胖年轻，颜值高，皮肤好，白，昏暗灯光下可以忽略。 【推荐程度】：10分
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【JM】出击报告 【验证留名】： 【验证时间】： 【技师艺名】： 【会所留名】： 【联系方式】：@baiuunyin 【所在位置】： 【 安 全 性 】： 【修车水费】： 【颜值相似】： 【凶器罩杯】： 【服务内容】： 【服务详情】： 【机车行为】： 【优点缺点】： 【推荐程度】： ✅报告仅供参考
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Showing the 11 most recent of 11 posts we hold for @JM95didi. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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