Matice melon. Lovely.

Channel
MW Instagram
@InstaWoes
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
56subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001596785804 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @InstaWoes |
| Created | 28 July 2021 — measured — dated from the channel’s first post |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 14 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/InstaWoes |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 14 Aug 2026, 12:46 | 56 | -1 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 07:15 | 57 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 00:41 | 57 | first reading |
Engagement
15 posts held, back to 28 July 2021 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 15 posts for this entry, the most recent from 10 August 2021. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
I always find these big tins quite amusing.
Rather amusing luminous Nosferatu figurine. Reminded me of @Lichtmesz.
Nice cover design.
The classic poly bag design from Forbidden Planet, a store I have frequented all my life.
Weak white guy at the side. Decisive, charismatic (masculine!) black guy right at the centre of the action, flanked by THREE white women. Just tedious at this stage...
I had a look through this. It was a lovely book - which actually seemed to promote having kids!
Incredible range of meats!
Kind of ridiculous.
As opposed to a university education, which is a Karl Marx wanking tour.
Cool bike. :)
Made me think of @Philosophicat / @Astrologicat.
Showing the 12 most recent of 15 posts we hold for @InstaWoes. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“MW Instagram” (@InstaWoes), 56 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/InstaWoes.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.