А еще хочется добавить: полиция не позвонит, а придет за вами.
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Signed Katrin Oz

Channel
@Incompetentadmin
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Citations · Cite this entry
639subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001937860938 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @Incompetentadmin |
| Created | Between 1 March 2023 and 31 October 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 7 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 7 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/Incompetentadmin |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 7 Aug 2026, 14:33 | 639 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 09:48 | 639 | first reading |
13 posts held, back to 5 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 12 of 13 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 7 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 13 (5 August 2026 – 7 August 2026) |
| Views total | 1,257 |
| Reactions total | 95 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 7 Aug 2026, 09:48 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
95 reactions across 12 posts, in 11 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 18.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🤣 | 18 | 18.9% | |
| 😢 | 15 | 15.8% | |
| 🤯 | 14 | 14.7% | |
| 🤔 | 12 | 12.6% | |
| ❤ | 10 | 10.5% | |
| 👍 | 8 | 8.42% | |
| 🙉 | 7 | 7.37% | |
| 💯 | 5 | 5.26% | |
| 🤨 | 3 | 3.16% | |
| 😁 | 2 | 2.11% | |
| 👎 | 1 | 1.05% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 13 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 95reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 13 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
А еще хочется добавить: полиция не позвонит, а придет за вами.
💯5
Signed Katrin Oz
РЖД могут запустить туристический поезд Москва — Пекин: проект начнут прорабатывать при поддержке китайской стороны. В компании отметили, что обсуждение нового маршрута будет проще после восстановления пассажирского сообщения между Пекином и Иркутском.
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Signed Katrin Oz
В Подмосковном Раменском произошла трагедия. Малыш, находившийся в комнате с братом и сестрой, залез на подоконник и повернулся спиной к открытому окну с установленной москитной сеткой. Не удержав равновесия, ребенок стал падать из окна седьмого этажа. Мать детей, услышав крики, побежала в комнату и при попытке удержать ребенка выпала вместе с ним. Оба скончались на месте. Правоохранители провели осмотр места ЧП и …
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Signed Katrin Oz
В этом с Антон Павловичем мы похожи🤪 Доброе утро!
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Signed Katrin Oz
🔥 Влад Бакальчук дождался своего звездного часа Пока ВБэшка снимает с себя всю ответственность за сгоревший товар и перекидывает ответственность за помощь продавцам на клиентов, Влад обещает всем страховку и прочие ништяки на своём новом маркетплейсе МВидео. Также бывший сюпрюг Татьяны натянул белое пальто и начал разглагольствовать о том, каково это прийти на работу и с неё не вернуться. Видимо Влад забыл, что име…
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Signed Saint Leviathan
Кроме нестыковок в биографии самого Михаила Фрунзе, обнаружил ещё и нестыковки в судьбе его детей. Официальные биографии сына – Тимура Фрунзе и его старшей сестры Татьяны – гласят, что после смерти Михаила Фрунзе, а потом самоубийства его супруги Софьи дети остались жить с бабушкой. В 1931 году здоровье бабушки ухудшилось, и специальным постановлением Политбюро (!) детей усыновил Климент Ворошилов. Зачем для этого …
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Signed Saint Leviathan
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Signed Saint Leviathan
Рыбы, Козероги и Раки — самые частые посетители наркологичек, выяснили работники татарского рехаба. Они проанализировали базу пациентов и установили, какие знаки зодиака чаще остальных борются с зависимостями. А Стельцы?🤔
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Signed Saint Leviathan
Как-то неровно загар ложится…
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Signed Katrin Oz
Носите скинни?
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Signed Katrin Oz
Россияне начали скупать скинни-джинсы и боди — продажи выросли в 2,5 раза за полгода. Девушки стали покупать скинни в 1,5 раза чаще. Помимо этого популярностью пользуются леггинсы, приталенные рубашки и жилеты.
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Signed Katrin Oz
В интервью с Говардом Стерном Гвинет Пэлтроу рассказала, что Брэд Питт дал отпор Харви Вайнштейну после того, как сделал нежелательный намёк в её адрес в гостиничном номере в начале её карьеры. Говард Стерн: Ты сказала Брэду: «Эй, Харви только что сделал что-то действительно странное» Гвинет Пэлтроу: «Это было странно. Я была в шоке. Так вот что произошло: я сразу же рассказала ему об этом, и я была очень потрясена…
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Signed Katrin Oz
Showing the 12 most recent of 13 posts we hold for @Incompetentadmin. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Носите скинни?
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 13 most recent posts we hold, published 5 August 2026 to 7 August 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Ироничный админ” (@Incompetentadmin), 639 subscribers as measured 7 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Incompetentadmin.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.