Ну почему?! Почему, когда жена спрашивает, что я хочу на ужин, я никогда не угадываю?

Channel
Юмор Хитрого Митрия
@HumorMitria
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Cite this entry
41subscribers
-2 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001618264968 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @HumorMitria |
| Created | Between 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 11 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/HumorMitria |
Topic
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 29 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 99% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 1 Oct 2026, 21:56 | 41 | -1 |
| 5 Sept 2026, 11:57 | 42 | -1 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 16:31 | 43 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 08:36 | 43 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 7 March 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 23 March 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Reaction mix
12 reactions across 10 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 50.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 😁 | 6 | 50.0% | |
| 👍 | 2 | 16.7% | |
| ❤ | 1 | 8.33% | |
| 👏 | 1 | 8.33% | |
| 😢 | 1 | 8.33% | |
| 🥰 | 1 | 8.33% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 12 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 7 March 2026 to 23 March 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
Итак, ответьте: кто, по вашему мнению, при рождении был назван Андреем?
- Джиган0%
- Шаман0%
- Прохор Шаляпин0%
- Дима Билан0%
Shares as published, totalling 0%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Воскресный вопрос от Петра Ламина Сегодня вопрос о тех, кто буквально «на слуху» у публики. Но сначала о похожей истории 😁 Однажды на экзамене в вузе студента с Кавказа спрашивают: — Пушкина знаешь? — Нет — Толстого знаешь? — Нет — Ну, хотя бы Горького знаешь? — Нет! — Экзамен не сдал — до свидания! — Э-э-э, зачем так говоришь? Ты Заура знаешь? — Нет — Русика знаешь? — Нет — Алика знаешь? — Нет — Слушай, а зачем …
Нет настроения? Ничего не хочется, но хочется послать всё и всех? Не спешите обращаться к психологу. Это сезонное расстройство, вызванное недостатком солнечного света и зарплаты
❤1
В семье всё должно быть поровну: муж приносит продукты - жена готовит, муж зарабатывает - жена тратит...
😢1
В семье всё должно быть поровну: муж приносит продукты - жена готовит, муж зарабатывает - жена тратит...
⚠️Если и слушать советы, то только от мудрых людей А мудрые люди потому и мудрые, что советов не дают.🤣
— Ладно, понял. А что ты можешь сказать про Веронику? — О, Вероника - это очень горячая женщина! На прошлой неделе она шутя нагрела нашего Костяна на восемьдесят тысяч... #хмкаламбур 🤣
17 марта - День шёпота Этот необычный праздник мало кто знает и мало кто празднует, но мы с женой никогда его не пропускаем! Потому что наше семейное счастье существует, благодаря шёпоту Когда-то, будучи совсем молодым, я проходил медкомиссию. Захожу в кабинет, где слух проверяют, а там — симпатичная девушка. Она молча отправляет меня в дальний угол и негромко так говорит: 24 Я повторяю: 24 Она потише: 32 Я: 32…
😁1
— Ого! Прямо целая бочка! И кто это пить будет? — Ну не КОТЫ Ж🤣
👏1
Итак, укажите, какое слово из списка вы считаете лишним и почему:
- АПОРТ33%
- ЖАКОБ33%
- ФАВОР0%
- ТОПОР0%
- ВОРОН33%
Shares as published, totalling 99%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Воскресный вопрос от Петра Ламина Если посмотреть на себя пристально, да ещё, как говорится, «другими глазами», вы такое увидите... Совсем не то, что видят окружающие! Такое вот у каждого из нас восприятие🤷♂️ И всё же попробуйте посмотреть на мой сегодняшний вопрос так, чтобы чтобы догадаться, какое слово из подборки будет лишним и почему. А вот и слова: АПОРТ, ЖАКОБ, ФАВОР, ТОПОР, ВОРОН
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @HumorMitria. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Polls
The 2 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
Итак, ответьте: кто, по вашему мнению, при рождении был назван Андреем?
- Джиган0%
- Шаман0%
- Прохор Шаляпин0%
- Дима Билан0%
Shares as published, totalling 0%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Итак, укажите, какое слово из списка вы считаете лишним и почему:
- АПОРТ33%
- ЖАКОБ33%
- ФАВОР0%
- ТОПОР0%
- ВОРОН33%
Shares as published, totalling 99%. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 7 March 2026 to 23 March 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 1 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Юмор Хитрого Митрия” (@HumorMitria), 41 subscribers as measured 1 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/HumorMitria.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.