5 Aug 2026, 23:13 UTC46 views7 reactionsread 8 August 2026 A girl wanted to go out with me today, but I played tard to get. She was like "we should get a drink sometime" and I was like "DURRRR! DURRRRR!! DURRRRRR!!!" till she went away. She'll be back though. She knows how the game is played. @HateFacts2
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5 Aug 2026, 02:15 UTC161 views7 reactionsread 8 August 2026 Ive decided to stop being antisemitic. With Jonah Hill out there, it's getting to be way too dangerous. What if he found out all the things I've been saying? Then what? Now I have this Jew-jitsu ace killer, putting me in rear naked chokes and such? I don't think so. I was willing to face the ZOG machine and all it's power, but there are some battles that just can't be won. Ill face down the full force of internat…
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31 Jul 2026, 23:28 UTC205 views8 reactionsread 8 August 2026 I've consulted with several geologists and they've all agreed unanimously with my theory that a Hawaiian man cannot be a rock. So this Duane "The Rock" Johnson guy has been lying to us for decades. His real name should be Duane "The Person" Johnson. Yet another colored man who's deceived us. @HateFacts2
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31 Jul 2026, 01:21 UTC162 views12 reactionsread 8 August 2026 Bibi Netanyahu? More like Bibi NetanYahoo, because that guy's just a big yahoo; in my opinion
^boom, got your ass Israeli prime minister. @HateFacts2
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29 Jul 2026, 00:17 UTC148 views9 reactionsread 8 August 2026 I like to make ladies call me their daddy in bed. To be clear, I don't make them call me "daddy" I make them call me their father's actual name. I'll be like "what's my name?" and they'll be like "Mr. David Jacobson, Dave to your friends" and I'll be like "that's right, now don't forget to get me a father's day gift. Something from the heart is more emotionally rewarding to me than something expensive...you dirty …
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28 Jul 2026, 12:16 UTC145 views11 reactionsread 8 August 2026 The most awkward introduction I've ever had was when I was at a protest. A lady on my side came up to me and said "your name's Rick?" And I was like "yeah" and she was like "great, come with me." So I follow her, and she leads me to this other guy, stops in front of him and says "his name is also Rick." Then she left the two of us awkwardly standing there. @HateFacts2
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28 Jul 2026, 01:19 UTC137 views12 reactionsread 8 August 2026 Fascism vs fat shitism. @HateFacts2
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28 Jul 2026, 01:19 UTC130 views13 reactionsread 8 August 2026 Forwarded from @FashpostingPhoto
Being a beautiful, fit woman IS indeed fascism.
@Fashposting
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27 Jul 2026, 00:48 UTC128 views8 reactionsread 8 August 2026 Like I told the last girl I hooked up with "sorry if you HEARD me say I was a massage therapist, but I distinctly said misogynist rapist." The point is, good communication is the cornerstone of a healthy relationship. @HateFacts2
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25 Jul 2026, 05:47 UTC129 views6 reactionsread 8 August 2026 "Ace Pilotson, reporting for World War Love" @HateFacts2
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24 Jul 2026, 21:24 UTC185 views9 reactionsread 8 August 2026 The worst thing about leap years is they add an extra day to black history month. @HateFacts2
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24 Jul 2026, 20:32 UTC137 views10 reactionsread 8 August 2026 I have a measured IQ of 185, if you add up both IQ tests I've taken. @HateFacts2
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