The non-final non-experiment is null and void #busted

Channel
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@GlobalHoaxing
On this record: Growth Β· Engagement Β· What this channel posts Β· Reactions Β· Posts Β· Citations Β· Cite this entry
45subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register Β· movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001857128988 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @GlobalHoaxing |
| Created | 9 September 2023 β measured β cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 10 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 15 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/GlobalHoaxing |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Aug 2026, 15:16 | 45 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 19:51 | 45 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 21 February 2024 β the reader has not yet reached the start of this channelβs public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegramβs post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute β we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 15 December 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Photos
- 169
- Videos
- 179
- Links
- 59
Lifetime counters from Telegramβs own channel header, read 10 August 2026 β not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegramβs rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
- Video runtime
- 2h 03m
- Average length
- 6m 53s
Measured directly from 18 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel β not this channelβs whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegramβs own rounded chrome, so it carries no β mark.
Reaction mix
10 reactions across 7 posts, in 5 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 40.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| π | 4 | 40.0% | |
| β€ | 2 | 20.0% | |
| π― | 2 | 20.0% | |
| π | 1 | 10.0% | |
| πΎ | 1 | 10.0% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities β π is thanks in one channel and mourning in another β so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one β 4.34K, 1.2M β so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 8 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegramβs own count on each post β not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above β those same posts carry 10reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by βa reaction total printed elsewhere on the pageβ.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 21 February 2024 to 15 December 2024, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
Trump Discusses βAlienβ Disclosure on Logan Paul Podcast Trump not only refers to earth as "a planet", and therefore a globe, but cites the "vastness of the universe" as a reason for why there might really be aliens. π Logan Paul also can't stop with the masonic symbolism of his hands.
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Distance To The Sun Measured With A Plane ππ±π₯π’π¬π¦π‘
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Space - Fact or Fiction? Real or Beyond Belief? YouTube link Join Flat Earth Nederland Join Flat Earth Nederland Chat
Flat Earth: Truth of the Climate Change Lie (Full Documentary) Join Flat Earth Nederland Join Flat Earth Nederland Chat
Robot Polisher - "Smart mother fuckers sometime sound like crazy mother fuckers to stupid mother fuckers..."
Why do so many still believe the jewish heliocentric model of NASA? You understand that by believing this you are agreeing with.... 1. The world was created from tiny atoms that just kept expanding until it reached perfection accidentally. 2. You are descendents of monkeys. 3. Earth and man are billions of years old. Not to mention all the other insane crazy lies how we're spinning hundreds of miles an hour whilβ¦
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NASA: National Approval of Sodomy Administration Source
Scientists Are Makin' Stuff Up β by Fred Klett
Christopher Jon Bjerknes' Second appearance on Know More News, providing further details on his book Adolf Hitler: Bolshevik and Zionist. (Part 6)
Is Heliocentrism an Occult Inversion of Reality?
Flexibility in a vacuum? Apparently not.
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @GlobalHoaxing. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked β was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it β t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so β1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Forward network
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
@flatearth Β· 45,3886 postsπ±πππ π°ππππ πΉππππππππ π€
@Flat_Earth_Nederland_back_up Β· 3,3742 postsππ±π₯π’π¬π¦π‘γ πΈππ₯πͺ βπππ₯ππππ£πͺ γ
@Atheoid Β· 1,8271 postExposing Hitler as Zionist
@exposinghitler Β· 1,2151 postπΊπΈ Flat Earth π·πΊ ΠΠ»ΠΎΡΠΊΠ°Ρ Π·Π΅ΠΌΠ»Ρ π©πͺ Flache Erde
@flatearth108 Β· 10,1071 postThe Globe Is DEAD!!!!π»
@Killshot2020 Β· 3,9411 postβ‘οΈπΎππππππππππβ‘οΈ
@Sporkin8or Β· 2341 postThe Flat Earth Reality
@TheFlatEarthReality Β· 11,4501 post
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason β naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides β the βNamed by N registered channelsβ figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 August 2026 β this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
βπ²πππππ π³ππππππ π°ππππππβ (@GlobalHoaxing), 45 subscribers as measured 10 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/GlobalHoaxing.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV Β· JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.