Living in a timeline where everything feels too late, while somehow, there is still so much time left.
Signed T

Channel
@Glatteis
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
306subscribers
+11 since we began measuring on 17 September 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001838041401 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @Glatteis |
| Created | Between 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 17 September 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 6 November 2026 |
| Measurements held | 7 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 6 November 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/Glatteis |
Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 8 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 56% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and the other topics.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 6 Nov 2026, 13:11 | 306 | +8 |
| 30 Oct 2026, 07:58 | 298 | +5 |
| 23 Oct 2026, 10:04 | 293 | -2 |
| 15 Oct 2026, 10:08 | 295 | -5 |
| 8 Oct 2026, 04:20 | 300 | +5 |
| 17 Sept 2026, 22:22 | 295 | no change |
| 17 Sept 2026, 21:47 | 295 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 15 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 15 September 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
333 reactions across 19 posts, in 13 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 35.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| custom 5408999190296554636 | 119 | 35.7% | |
| custom 5217840310599569686 | 44 | 13.2% | |
| custom 5217857877015812648 | 28 | 8.41% | |
| custom 5409366255381539050 | 28 | 8.41% | |
| 🍓 | 24 | 7.21% | |
| custom 5217541475365049478 | 21 | 6.31% | |
| custom 5776184860783680664 | 18 | 5.41% | |
| ❤ | 17 | 5.11% | |
| custom 5452054562401702793 | 12 | 3.60% | |
| 👾 | 9 | 2.70% | |
| 🤣 | 7 | 2.10% | |
| ⚡ | 4 | 1.20% | |
| 🕊 | 2 | 0.601% |
Custom emoji. 7 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 333 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 15 July 2026 to 15 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Living in a timeline where everything feels too late, while somehow, there is still so much time left.
Signed T
File, posted without a caption
🍓2
Signed T
13/09/2026_05:05am First Trip (New beginning)
custom 54089991902965546366❤1🍓1custom 52178403105995696861custom 52178578770158126481custom 54520545624017027931
Signed T
File, posted without a caption
🍓5custom 54089991902965546365custom 54520545624017027935custom 52175414753650494784
Signed T
Video, posted without a caption
custom 54089991902965546366custom 54520545624017027935custom 52175414753650494784🍓2custom 52178403105995696861custom 54093662553815390501
Signed T
If you want to kill me you should've done it right Burned me at the stake didn't burn away my spite And I know I'm no witch but that won't deter the hunt Nothing scares you more than a thinking feeling cunt Gather every witness and tell them of my crime I didn't bend a knee oh I didn't stay in line And I know I´m no witch but I'll curse you just the same May your life be ruined by a bitch and her brain Can't chain my…
custom 52178578770158126483custom 54089991902965546363❤2custom 52175414753650494782custom 52178403105995696861custom 54093662553815390501custom 54520545624017027931
Signed T
If you find yourself drowning in a see of fish, become an island. And the only way to become an island is after you've done with all the bridges , you gotta burn the boats.
❤4custom 54093662553815390504custom 52175414753650494782custom 54089991902965546362
Signed T
File, posted without a caption
custom 54089991902965546364custom 52178578770158126483❤2custom 52175414753650494781
Signed T
Bite chunks out of me You're a shark and I'm swimming My heart still thumps as I bleed And all your friends come sniffing Triangles are my favorite shape Three points where two lines meet Toe to toe, back to back, let's go My love, it's very late 'Til morning comes Let's tessellate Go alone my flower And keep my whole lovely you Wild green stones, alone my lover And keep us on my heart Three guns and one goes off …
custom 52178403105995696863🍓2custom 52175414753650494782custom 52178578770158126482custom 54089991902965546362
Signed T
File, posted without a caption
❤3🍓2🕊2custom 52178578770158126482custom 54089991902965546362
Signed ماهی
In YOUR imagination, YOU told a secret to a fish, hoping to see a mermaid and tell them YOUR wish. But the fish answered, “In the ocean, we never let fire lose its light.” YOU were confused. Water? Fire?
🍓3custom 54089991902965546363custom 54093662553815390503custom 52175414753650494782custom 52178403105995696862
Signed T
Unknown
🍓4custom 54089991902965546364❤2custom 52178403105995696862custom 54093662553815390502
Signed T
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @Glatteis. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 November 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Glatteis” (@Glatteis), 306 subscribers as measured 6 November 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Glatteis.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.