Living in a timeline where everything feels too late, while somehow, there is still so much time left.
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Channel
@Glatteis
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
295subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 17 September 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001838041401 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @Glatteis |
| Description | 𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗡𝗢 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗢𝗡 ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʏ, ɪs ᴀ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ 𓄂𓆃 |
| Created | Between 1 October 2022 and 30 September 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 17 September 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 17 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/Glatteis |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 17 Sept 2026, 22:22 | 295 | no change |
| 17 Sept 2026, 21:47 | 295 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 15 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 5 of 6 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 15 September 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 20 (15 July 2026 – 15 September 2026) |
| Views total | 2,606 |
| Reactions total | 64 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 17 Sept 2026, 22:22 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 17 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
333 reactions across 19 posts, in 13 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 35.7% of them.
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|---|---|---|---|
| custom 5408999190296554636 | 119 | 35.7% | |
| custom 5217840310599569686 | 44 | 13.2% | |
| custom 5217857877015812648 | 28 | 8.41% | |
| custom 5409366255381539050 | 28 | 8.41% | |
| 🍓 | 24 | 7.21% | |
| custom 5217541475365049478 | 21 | 6.31% | |
| custom 5776184860783680664 | 18 | 5.41% | |
| ❤ | 17 | 5.11% | |
| custom 5452054562401702793 | 12 | 3.60% | |
| 👾 | 9 | 2.70% | |
| 🤣 | 7 | 2.10% | |
| ⚡ | 4 | 1.20% | |
| 🕊 | 2 | 0.601% |
Custom emoji. 7 of the rows above are Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 333 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 15 July 2026 to 15 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Living in a timeline where everything feels too late, while somehow, there is still so much time left.
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13/09/2026_05:05am First Trip (New beginning)
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If you want to kill me you should've done it right Burned me at the stake didn't burn away my spite And I know I'm no witch but that won't deter the hunt Nothing scares you more than a thinking feeling cunt Gather every witness and tell them of my crime I didn't bend a knee oh I didn't stay in line And I know I´m no witch but I'll curse you just the same May your life be ruined by a bitch and her brain Can't chain my…
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If you find yourself drowning in a see of fish, become an island. And the only way to become an island is after you've done with all the bridges , you gotta burn the boats.
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Bite chunks out of me You're a shark and I'm swimming My heart still thumps as I bleed And all your friends come sniffing Triangles are my favorite shape Three points where two lines meet Toe to toe, back to back, let's go My love, it's very late 'Til morning comes Let's tessellate Go alone my flower And keep my whole lovely you Wild green stones, alone my lover And keep us on my heart Three guns and one goes off …
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In YOUR imagination, YOU told a secret to a fish, hoping to see a mermaid and tell them YOUR wish. But the fish answered, “In the ocean, we never let fire lose its light.” YOU were confused. Water? Fire?
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @Glatteis. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Glatteis” (@Glatteis), 295 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Glatteis.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.