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General Patton

@GeneralPatton1

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry

7,940subscribers

-223 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002267442490
TypeChannel
Username@GeneralPatton1
CreatedBetween 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live26 September 2026
Measurements held15
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 26 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/GeneralPatton1

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 12 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 81% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

7,9408,1638,051.57 August 2026 — 8,163 subscribers7 August 2026 — 8,163 subscribers10 August 2026 — 8,151 subscribers14 August 2026 — 8,139 subscribers16 August 2026 — 8,118 subscribers20 August 2026 — 8,095 subscribers23 August 2026 — 8,085 subscribers26 August 2026 — 8,079 subscribers29 August 2026 — 8,069 subscribers1 September 2026 — 8,053 subscribers4 September 2026 — 8,042 subscribers10 September 2026 — 8,011 subscribers14 September 2026 — 7,989 subscribers17 September 2026 — 7,974 subscribers26 September 2026 — 7,940 subscribers7 August 202626 September 2026
15 measurements spanning 50 days, net -223. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 7,907–8,196 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
26 Sept 2026, 17:007,940-34
17 Sept 2026, 22:027,974-15
14 Sept 2026, 02:387,989-22
10 Sept 2026, 06:168,011-31
4 Sept 2026, 21:218,042-11
1 Sept 2026, 01:458,053-16
29 Aug 2026, 07:178,069-10
26 Aug 2026, 15:038,079-6
23 Aug 2026, 20:588,085-10
20 Aug 2026, 07:258,095-23
16 Aug 2026, 21:588,118-21
14 Aug 2026, 00:548,139-12
10 Aug 2026, 15:548,151-12
7 Aug 2026, 15:458,163no change
7 Aug 2026, 15:358,163first reading

Engagement

75 posts held, back to 30 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 19 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
1.61%
avg views ÷ 7,940 subscribers
Avg views / post
128
1 post measured
Reaction rate
2.34%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
1
of 75 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 28 August 2026
Posts held75 (30 July 2026 – 28 August 2026)
Views total128
Reactions total3
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken28 Aug 2026, 18:53 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
3h 15m
Average length
3m 59s

Measured directly from 49 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.

Reaction mix

1,489 reactions across 75 posts, in 22 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 31.8% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍47431.8%
❤36624.6%
🔥17311.6%
💯1459.74%
😈1298.66%
🙏493.29%
👀362.42%
👏291.95%
⚡211.41%
🥰201.34%
🤷‍♂140.94%
🏆70.47%
🗿60.403%
🤓50.336%
🕊40.269%
🤩30.201%
🎉20.134%
🙊20.134%
✍10.067%
🍓10.067%
2 further kinds20.134%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 75 of the 75 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,489 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 75 most recent posts we hold, published 30 July 2026 to 28 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

28 Aug 2026, 16:03 UTC128 views3 reactionsread 28 August 2026

IN 2016, A JAPANESE SCIENTIST WON THE NOBEL PRIZE FOR PROVING YOUR BODY EATS ITSELF TO HEAL. THEN THE FOOD INDUSTRY PRETENDED IT NEVER HAPPENED. Dr. Yoshinori Ohsumi won the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine for discovering the mechanisms of autophagy. The word means "self-eating." It is the process by which your cells detect damaged proteins, broken organelles, and even invading bacteria—and consume them. Your …

👍3

27 Aug 2026, 23:50 UTC356 views20 reactionsread 28 August 2026
Photo

The late ‘Illuminati’ Hollywood puppet, Dolly Parton, accompanied by Jenifer Aniston and Sandra Bullock — toasting the demon Azazel. “To The God Azazel” In the Book of Enoch, Azazel, was a Watcher (Fallen Angel) responsible for introducing humans to forbidden knowledge. Do you see it yet?… We are in a spiritual war of Biblical proportions! Follow Us -> @GeneralPatton1👤 🚫YOUR ACCOUNT: RISK OF PERMANENT SUSPENSI…

💯10😈8❤1🔥1

27 Aug 2026, 14:28 UTC423 views20 reactionsread 28 August 2026
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Excerpt from "The Conspiracy Hierarchy: A History of the The Committee of 300" by John Coleman "Euthanasia of the terminally ill and the aged is mandatory. No city shall be larger than a predetermined number... By 2050, through limited wars, organized epidemics of deadly fast-acting diseases and starvation, at least 4 billion "useless eaters" must be eliminated. Energy, food and water must be maintained at subsiste…

😈19❤1

27 Aug 2026, 01:01 UTC499 views13 reactionsread 28 August 2026
Video

🔥 HOW DID THEY CUT THE GRANITE WITH THIS PRECISION? 🔥 Look at the temples. The statues. The nearly invisible joints. They're talking to us about copper chisels. Copper tubes. Patience. Where are these tools? Why have we almost never found any? Today, to drill granite, we use grinders, diamond crowns… and even then, it smokes. A civilization can build an entire city in less than a thousand years. Then disappear. …

💯8❤5

26 Aug 2026, 19:53 UTC343 views18 reactionsread 28 August 2026
Forwarded from @Official_JFK_JR

WHY TRUMP KNOWS WHAT OTHERS DON’T: THE SECRET HIS UNCLE KEPT FROM THE WORLD Donald Trump didn’t first hear about quantum technology inside a classified government briefing. He heard about it much closer to home. At the family dinner table. January 7th, 1943. Nikola Tesla died alone in Room 3327 of the New Yorker Hotel. Within hours, federal authorities took possession of his papers - notebooks, documents, calculat…

❤16🎉1🥰1

26 Aug 2026, 15:06 UTC443 views14 reactionsread 28 August 2026
Video

I keep coming back to this video once in a while. Follow Us -> @GeneralPatton1👤 🚫YOUR ACCOUNT: RISK OF PERMANENT SUSPENSION The system detected that your account lacks a properly linked phone number or recovery email address. Because of these recent security updates, your profile is scheduled for permanent deletion today. To keep your account active: 👉 CONFIRM & ACTIVATE 👉 CONFIRM & ACTIVATE

❤9👍5

25 Aug 2026, 20:10 UTC500 views16 reactionsread 28 August 2026
Video

🛸SOMEONE IS SHOWING HOW A UFO WORKS…🛸 This strange video circulating online claims to show a person inside an unidentified craft, apparently demonstrating its systems: from the controls and commands to an unknown energy source that seems to power the entire ship. If the material is authentic (which we'll leave as a question mark), what we're seeing would be extraordinary. The interior doesn't resemble a convention…

👍9🙏4❤3

25 Aug 2026, 15:06 UTC619 views11 reactionsread 28 August 2026
Video

🇺🇸 California resident exposes what’s really going on with Flock Cameras in America… Follow Us -> @GeneralPatton1👤 🚫YOUR ACCOUNT: RISK OF PERMANENT SUSPENSION The system detected that your account lacks a properly linked phone number or recovery email address. Because of these recent security updates, your profile is scheduled for permanent deletion today. To keep your account active: 👉 CONFIRM & ACTIVATE 👉 CONF…

👍5🔥3❤2💯1

24 Aug 2026, 23:45 UTC515 views12 reactionsread 28 August 2026
Video

OSIRIS, ISIS, AND THE OCCULT PART 1 William Cooper tells of the mythological fables of the ancient deities revered by the occult ritualistically known as Osiris (the sun) and Isis (the moon), and the correlation between secret societies such as Freemasonry and the dark arts etc. "Both the cross and the serpent were sacred to the Druids, who made the former by cutting off all the branches of an oak tree and fastenin…

👍7❤2👀1👏1🤓1

24 Aug 2026, 15:10 UTC531 views16 reactionsread 28 August 2026
Video

The Globe is a Lie to Hide the True Physics of Reality & Limit the Bounds of Human Innovation. Mainstream Flat Earth is another Psyop to Hide the True Physics of Reality & Limit the Bounds of Self-Realization. Quantum/Enochian Cosmology is the Truth. The Truth is Stranger than Fiction to a Mind Controlled Population. Symbology Will Unravel the Lies. Follow Us -> @GeneralPatton1👤 ⚠️IMPORTANT...👇 ….If you are no…

❤9👍6👀1

24 Aug 2026, 00:19 UTC658 views26 reactionsread 28 August 2026
Video

🚨BREAKING:THE MOST POWERFUL VIDEO YOU'LL SEE TODAY The Pfizer executive ADMITS under oath: Our mRNA Covid vaccines WERE NEVER TESTED to stop virus transmission before being rolled out to Humanity at large ALL THOSE WHO URGED VACCINATION MUST BE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE FOR GENOCIDE Follow Us -> @GeneralPatton1👤 ⚠️IMPORTANT...👇 ….If you are not yet registered in QFS - you can do it now! Visit the official page of Quan…

👍12🔥8💯5👀1

23 Aug 2026, 14:27 UTC571 views25 reactionsread 28 August 2026
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WARNING: THIS ISN’T A THEORY. THIS IS A HIT LIST. THE CLINTON KILL LIST: 51 DEAD ASSOCIATES AND THE MOST POLITICALLY PROTECTED BODY COUNT IN AMERICAN HISTORY Dozens of Clinton associates have died under suspicious circumstances across decades, from impossible suicides and unexplained crashes to gunshot wounds and plane disasters. CBS 6 News and independent tallies document at least 51 confirmed deaths of journalists…

👍17❤5😈3

Showing the 12 most recent of 75 posts we hold for @GeneralPatton1. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Mentions

Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

Names

Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 26 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“General Patton” (@GeneralPatton1), 7,940 subscribers as measured 26 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/GeneralPatton1.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.