Я щас сойду с ума
Signed . ˖ ꒰𑁬 𑣲Геля! ໒꒱ ˖ . [ ꥟/🌈🍖/🍭🦆 ]

Channel
@Gelya_LOLshitpost
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
10subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 12 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003946999210 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @Gelya_LOLshitpost |
| Created | Between 1 April 2026 and 10 August 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 12 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 5 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 3 times, most recently 5 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/Gelya_LOLshitpost |
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 2 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 85% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 13 Sept 2026, 12:38 | 10 | +1 |
| 5 Sept 2026, 05:59 | 9 | -1 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 10:16 | 10 | no change |
| 12 Aug 2026, 10:05 | 10 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 10 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 12 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Я щас сойду с ума
Signed . ˖ ꒰𑁬 𑣲Геля! ໒꒱ ˖ . [ ꥟/🌈🍖/🍭🦆 ]
"мама сидела на кухне и сказала мне отнести пакет с мусором в бак на улице, он сильно вонял и я решил посмотреть что там, а там труп моей мамы!!! Стой...если мама уже мертва, то с кем я разговаривал на кухне....."
Signed . ˖ ꒰𑁬 𑣲Геля! ໒꒱ ˖ . [ ꥟/🌈🍖/🍭🦆 ]
Тогда че я ною
Signed . ˖ ꒰𑁬 𑣲Геля! ໒꒱ ˖ . [ ꥟/🌈🍖/🍭🦆 ]
.....мне просто надо перейти на нормальные страшилки а не слайдшоу в тт но мне леннь
Signed . ˖ ꒰𑁬 𑣲Геля! ໒꒱ ˖ . [ ꥟/🌈🍖/🍭🦆 ]
С щп также КТО ПРИДУМАЛ ТРЕНДЫ В ЩП
Signed . ˖ ꒰𑁬 𑣲Геля! ໒꒱ ˖ . [ ꥟/🌈🍖/🍭🦆 ]
Мне насрать что это тренд зачем нужны такие тренды если смысл страшилок реально испугать зрителя а не поставить слайдшоу с одинаковым текстом
Signed . ˖ ꒰𑁬 𑣲Геля! ໒꒱ ˖ . [ ꥟/🌈🍖/🍭🦆 ]
Либо же "я устроила терракт в школе но там оказалась моя лучшая подруга и она меня боится/я случайно убила её" Хотя это вроде не страшилка?? Ну ладн
Signed . ˖ ꒰𑁬 𑣲Геля! ໒꒱ ˖ . [ ꥟/🌈🍖/🍭🦆 ]
Хотя кто бы говорил, сама фантазией не видно что блещешь или как там
Signed . ˖ ꒰𑁬 𑣲Геля! ໒꒱ ˖ . [ ꥟/🌈🍖/🍭🦆 ]
Да и после "я приемная и не видела своих родителей" выглядит так будто ниче такого не будет и можно не читать дальше
Signed . ˖ ꒰𑁬 𑣲Геля! ໒꒱ ˖ . [ ꥟/🌈🍖/🍭🦆 ]
Мне так не нравятся вот эти вот очевидные страшилки гача лайф чей сюжет обсосали уже все кому не лень Тпа "я не видела своих настоящих родителей и я приемная, мне мачеха и отчим говорили не заглядывать в подвал, в один день я не послушалась и заглянула а там мои родители!!!" После слова подвал можно не читать ну бл*н реальн😔
Signed . ˖ ꒰𑁬 𑣲Геля! ໒꒱ ˖ . [ ꥟/🌈🍖/🍭🦆 ]
Хочу попасть в мир хлебоуток чтобы подойти к Шлепу с Быдыщем и сказать что сова будет жить еще дольше если ей в жопу запихнуть паяльник, чтобы они поверили и проверили
Signed . ˖ ꒰𑁬 𑣲Геля! ໒꒱ ˖ . [ ꥟/🌈🍖/🍭🦆 ]
Я очень люблю старые посты в своем тгк это так круто было...... . . . . .м.м.
Signed . ˖ ꒰𑁬 𑣲Геля! ໒꒱ ˖ . [ ꥟/🌈🍖/🍭🦆 ]
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @Gelya_LOLshitpost. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Гели лолкот щпосты ролка Марка и Гели и Гав и Дяди шлюхи встречаются и нытье Гели тоже тут и все” (@Gelya_LOLshitpost), 10 subscribers as measured 13 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Gelya_LOLshitpost.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.