🚨 BREAKING: TRUMP SAYS ALL PORTFOLIOS ARE GOING UP THE PRESIDENT STATES THAT INVESTORS ARE IN SOLID PROFIT THIS IS AN OFFICIAL BULL MARKET CONFIRMATION FROM TRUMP! https://x.com/degargoyle/status/2026703978713473157?s=20
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Channel
@GargoyleAlpha
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
1,008subscribers
-16 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1002083350910 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @GargoyleAlpha |
| Created | Between 1 November 2023 and 31 May 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 8 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 28 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 8 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 28 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/GargoyleAlpha |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 28 Aug 2026, 05:12 | 1,008 | -1 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 22:16 | 1,009 | -4 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 22:34 | 1,013 | -5 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 12:23 | 1,018 | -1 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 01:55 | 1,019 | -1 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 04:01 | 1,020 | -4 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 00:31 | 1,024 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 12:28 | 1,024 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 14 January 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 25 February 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
24 reactions across 20 posts, in 1 kind.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 24 | 100.0% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 24reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 14 January 2026 to 25 February 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
🚨 BREAKING: TRUMP SAYS ALL PORTFOLIOS ARE GOING UP THE PRESIDENT STATES THAT INVESTORS ARE IN SOLID PROFIT THIS IS AN OFFICIAL BULL MARKET CONFIRMATION FROM TRUMP! https://x.com/degargoyle/status/2026703978713473157?s=20
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🚨 BITCOIN CORRECTION NOT DONE Historical fact: 70-80% corrections each cycle This panic feels new... Only if you ignore history Extreme fear index at historic lows The pattern: Comfort = top Despair = bottom https://x.com/degargoyle/status/2026308582606520495?s=20
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🚨 JEROME POWELL LEGITIMIZED CRYPTO Fed Chair: "Banks are well prepared for crypto" What this means: - Crypto clients = normal clients - Digital assets = part of the system - Banks = ready to operate The banking system is opening the door for TRILLIONS to flow into crypto https://x.com/degargoyle/status/2026281712720679048?s=20
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🚨 RAY DALIO: STOCK MARKET PREPARING FOR A CRASH What he sees: - Hyperinflation may come sooner than expected - The dollar keeps weakening - Debt, devaluation, loss of trust When traditional markets fall, crypto becomes the only alternative https://x.com/degargoyle/status/2023819332871159917?s=20
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ALTS FOLLOWING GOLD'S PATTERN Same macro structure: - Multi-year rounded bottom - Compression phase - Smart money accumulating Gold completed this -> went parabolic Alts still building -> ready to explode Disbelief now turns into panic buying later https://x.com/degargoyle/status/2023752414088884356?s=20
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🚨 TOM LEE SEES THE END OF THE CRYPTO WINTER His outlook: “We need ONE more move down and that will be the bottom” “We are EXTREMELY close to the finish” What does this mean for the market? - Final shakeout before reversal - Time to accumulate at the lows - Spring could start the bull run https://x.com/degargoyle/status/2023457591427281058?s=20
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🚨 ALTCOINS ABOUT TO EXPLODE Historic 4-year base complete Yes, it looks dead Yes, nobody believes Yes, retail capitulated They'll panic buy the highs instead https://x.com/degargoyle/status/2023420284188131728?s=20
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BOT PRINTED $354K IN 6 DAYS ON 15MIN MARKETS 151 trades 80% entries under 30¢ Over 200% ROI per trade Three edges: 1. Entry pricing - Targets extreme lows from overreactions - Compounds faster starting cheap 2. Speed execution: - 15-min windows only - Catches micro-movements - In and out before humans react 3. Liquidity timing: - Waits for optimal liquidity - Large trades without slippage - Low accumulation, …
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Trump has finally canceled the tariffs This will inject +$2.1T and alts will explode The right alts will turn your $210 into $89,999 Here are 5 right alts that will pump 333x 👇🧵 https://x.com/degargoyle/status/2013278056526262351?s=20
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$BTC STRUCTURE MIRRORS PREVIOUS CYCLE The setup: - 2021: cycle top - 2022: attempted bounce - 2025: $126k possible top - 2026: bounce forming again Is this countertrend bounce or start of next expansion leg? https://x.com/degargoyle/status/2013229367191605653?s=20
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$233K FROM DRAINING BOTS ON THIN WEEKEND LIQUIDITY Setup: - Saturday night - Thin liquidity everywhere - $XRP 15-min window Execution: - Bought UP aggressively - $XRP actually down 0.3% - Pushed UP to 70¢ - Bots kept selling thinking edge - 77K shares at 48¢ average Settlement play: - $1M spot buy 2 mins before close - XRP pumped 0.5% - Sold immediately after Repeated multiple times Bots walked into trap every…
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In 2026 real estate will make you bankrupt Many don’t want to listen to me BUT FOR NO REASON I spent 4 months analyzing the real estate market Here’s how #crypto can save you and your real estate 👇🧵 https://x.com/degargoyle/status/2012593010488267221?s=20
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @GargoyleAlpha. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 28 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Gargoyle” (@GargoyleAlpha), 1,008 subscribers as measured 28 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/GargoyleAlpha.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.