12 Aug 2026, 19:58 UTC1 viewsread 12 August 2026
Video
А че там Брайн делает
Signed 🧎🪽 • JH
Channel
Фуджисаки пидорас наконец-то создал щитпост
@GLaDOSwife
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
6subscribers
+1 since we began measuring on 12 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1004292964984 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @GLaDOSwife |
| Created | Between 1 May 2026 and 8 August 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 12 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 11 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/GLaDOSwife |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 3 Sept 2026, 11:55 | 6 | +1 |
| 12 Aug 2026, 23:45 | 5 | no change |
| 12 Aug 2026, 04:15 | 5 | first reading |
Engagement
18 posts held, back to 8 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 12 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 16s
- Average length
- 16s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Recent posts
12 Aug 2026, 19:26 UTC3 viewsread 12 August 2026
а
Signed 123
12 Aug 2026, 19:25 UTC3 viewsread 12 August 2026
ОГОНЕК
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12 Aug 2026, 19:25 UTC3 viewsread 12 August 2026
3 и 2 равно 5
Signed 123
12 Aug 2026, 19:13 UTC3 viewsread 12 August 2026
123 я тебя убью.
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12 Aug 2026, 16:06 UTC3 viewsread 12 August 2026
Мы с подругой сегодня встретили какую то деваху с прл А она такая стремная была, я думала сначала что наркоманка. И руки такие у нее... изрезанные. И знаете это ощущение, будто что то не так а не можешь точно сказать что Подруга сказала что теперь я буду ее оберегом от таких, потому что меня это чудо даже не заметило сначала Теперь будем как красотка и ее подруга-охранник, кричащий что она не знакомится
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11 Aug 2026, 07:24 UTC3 viewsread 12 August 2026
Короче снился сон с ебанутым сюжетом Но мне вспомнился только момент когда мы на митинге красили лица зелёной краской чтобы показать что мы за Навального. А я в какой то момент крашу лицо и смотрю, а рядом с нами море за забором И я вижу как огромный Иисус из облаков ходит по воде блять Засмотрелась думая какого хуя происходит и продолжила
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10 Aug 2026, 18:47 UTC3 viewsread 12 August 2026
Photo
...они общаются но я не могу это доказать
Signed 🧎🪽 • JH
10 Aug 2026, 15:45 UTC3 viewsread 12 August 2026
Honkai Star Wars
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9 Aug 2026, 18:39 UTC4 viewsread 12 August 2026
Я сейчас плачу, потому что осознала, что я с детства была асексуальной А я сука неделями думала, почему при попытке изучить свою природу я каждый раз возвращаюсь именно к этой мысли, не находя в себе сексуального влечения. Я даже детсад сегодня вспоминала, и то, как я не бегала ни за кем, а единственное, что меня зацепило - это мальчик, который сплел для птиц гнездо...
Signed 🧎🪽 • JH
9 Aug 2026, 15:29 UTC5 viewsread 12 August 2026
Photo
Я так понимаю админ пришел
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9 Aug 2026, 09:58 UTC5 viewsread 12 August 2026
Я чета прихуел думаю а где Хайд Смотрю а он в стазисе нахуй
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Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @GLaDOSwife. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 3 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Фуджисаки пидорас наконец-то создал щитпост” (@GLaDOSwife), 6 subscribers as measured 3 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/GLaDOSwife.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.