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@FSMGoD
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35subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 29 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1003574743601 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @FSMGoD |
| Description | Пастафарианство - это пародийная религия, созданная в 2005 году американцем Бобби Хендерсоном в знак протеста против решения властей Канзаса преподавать креационизм в школах наравне с теорией эволюции. @SSniperTPC личный канал владельца |
| Created | Between 1 December 2025 and 31 May 2026— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 29 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 30 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/FSMGoD |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 29 Aug 2026, 18:30 | 35 | no change |
| 29 Aug 2026, 18:16 | 35 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 14 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 15 of 20 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 29 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 20 (14 August 2026 – 29 August 2026) |
| Views total | 735 |
| Reactions total | 26 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 29 Aug 2026, 18:30 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 29 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
26 reactions across 15 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 57.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤🔥 | 15 | 57.7% | |
| ❤ | 7 | 26.9% | |
| 👀 | 2 | 7.69% | |
| 👍 | 2 | 7.69% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 15 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 26reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 14 August 2026 to 29 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
꒰ྀི৯ ๋ ͟ ͟ ͟ ͟ ໑ ♡ ֹ ୈ ៸៸ ױୱ ୨ୱ ᜔ ...— нᥱ ⲙ᧐ᴦу нᥲᥔᴛᥙ ʙᥰ! .... — ⲩ ⲃⲥⲉⲭ ⲧⲁⲕⲟύ ⳝⲟⲗьⲱⲟύ ⲡⲟⲣⲟⲅ.. ୨ୱ ᜔ ꒰ + ⁺ — ᴦдᴇ жᴇ иᴄᴋᴀᴛь ᴀудиᴛᴏᴩию?? ⁺ + ꒱ ◞ ⁺ ◟⌣◞ ྀི ◟ ꒰ ... ꒱ ◞ ྀི ◟⌣◞ ⁺ ◟ ... — Д𐌏БР𐌏 𐌿𐌏ЖА𐌡𐌏ВАТЬ В ᏦᎪᎻᎪᏗ « MP 𑀝𐌏𐌽FE𐍃𐍃I𐌏𐌽 ; REIRA » :: ɜдᴇᴄь ᴛы ʍᴏжᴇɯь нᴀйᴛи..?¿ >> ʙᴨ, ᴀудиᴛᴏᴩию. >> ᴧюбᴀя ᴛᴇʍᴀᴛиᴋᴀ ᴋᴀнᴀᴧᴀ! >> ᴧюбᴏᴇ ᴋᴏᴧ - ʙᴏ ᴨᴏдᴨиᴄчиᴋᴏʙ! >> ищи ᴀудиᴛᴏᴩию и ʙᴨ ᴋᴀждый…
Signed ₥₳₱₵и₳нин🛼 ₥₳₱₵и₳нин🛼 я зɆ₥лянин🛼 Ø₮зØви₵ь
(кредиты художнику на самом арте) ::никто не шарит за факт аттак адвенчерс, а у меня столько хедов!! ::у меня есть куча АУшек, но я не могу ни с кем поделиться((( ::а у меня есть любимый пейринг оттуда, но я боюсь, что меня осудят другие!! тоже испытали такое? Тогда это место точно для вас! ———————————— ！！𝙵𝙰𝙲𝚃 𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙰𝙲𝙺 𝙰𝙳𝚅𝙴𝙽𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴𝚂 𝙲𝙵(≧◡≦) ！！ а точнее - это одноименный сериал с тремя персонажами в главных рол…
👍1
Signed ₥₳₱₵и₳нин🛼 ₥₳₱₵и₳нин🛼 я зɆ₥лянин🛼 Ø₮зØви₵ь
[🪖]—С пятницей!! Времени написать не было раньше :)
❤🔥1
Signed Крутой Снайпер🪖
Ребят А какая у вас любимая паста? Ну в плане начинка и сам тип каких макарон? Я без ума от лингвини, а так же люблю пшеничные макароны. А про начинку - то предпочитаю обычно из печёных овощей в бальзамическом соусе либо с курицей в сливочном соусе [🪖] — я ОБОЖАЮ карбонару. Да и вкусы у нас совпали даже в чем то #Тейк
❤3❤🔥1👍1
Signed Крутой Снайпер🪖
Алло, кф?? Да, да, тейки
❤1
Signed Крутой Снайпер🪖
Чем отличается растафарианство от пастафарианства? И почему их названия так похожи [🪖] — Охаешички, так, ну я умный погуглил. Растафарианство — это религиозное движение 1930-х годов. Если верить гуглу, Бобби Хендерсон как раз и совместил слова Паста и Растафарианство, от чего и получилось Пастафарианство. Отличий много, например как происхождение и контекст, объект поклонения и суть с отношением к вере #Тейк
❤🔥2
Signed Крутой Снайпер🪖
Автор видео ismyspiration (тт)
❤🔥1
Signed Крутой Снайпер🪖
[🪖] — Админ святой 👋❤️ Так вот, я сегодня обпять наелся попутно просвещаясь, если вам це интересно 🍝 #АдмТейк
❤🔥1
Signed Крутой Снайпер🪖
Этот ролик лежит с 2023 у меня [🪖]— мощь 💪 #Тейк
❤1
Signed Крутой Снайпер🪖
Video, posted without a caption
❤🔥2👀2
Это, кстати, случилось снова ❤️
❤🔥1
😛- кстати, это мой первый конференшен, мне очень страшно
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @FSMGoD. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 1,501,045 of 1,627,445entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 29 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Пастафарианство кф🍝🏴☠️” (@FSMGoD), 35 subscribers as measured 29 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/FSMGoD.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.