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Cartesio - Zur Sicherheit bezweifle ich alles

@Ezuk_emF

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284subscribers

+1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1002242570832
TypeChannel
Username@Ezuk_emF
CreatedBetween 1 June 2024 and 30 September 2024— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded8 August 2026
Last confirmed live15 August 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 15 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/Ezuk_emF

Growth

283284283.57 August 2026 — 283 subscribers8 August 2026 — 283 subscribers15 August 2026 — 284 subscribers7 August 202615 August 2026
3 measurements spanning 8 days, net +1. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 283–284 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
15 Aug 2026, 08:29284+1
8 Aug 2026, 08:30283no change
7 Aug 2026, 15:22283first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 27 October 2024the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 1 January 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
5m 40s
Average length
2m 50s

Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

582 reactions across 19 posts, in 25 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 40.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
👍23840.9%
💯9516.3%
8314.3%
👏589.97%
🔥284.81%
🙏193.26%
🤣172.92%
🕊101.72%
😁50.859%
🥰40.687%
🦄40.687%
🎄30.515%
👎20.344%
😐20.344%
😢20.344%
🤡20.344%
🤩20.344%
10.172%
❤‍🔥10.172%
🎃10.172%
5 further kinds50.859%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 582reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 27 October 2024 to 1 January 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

1 Jan 2025, 11:55 UTC≈1,960 views41 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Helfen Menschen, die helfen, verlangen keinen Lohn, denn sie haben ein ausgeprägtes Helfersyndrom. Wenn man sich dem Gedanken stellt, dann stellt man fest, der Mensch an sich, der braucht kein Geld. Geht nach draußen, probiert es aus, kommt mit vollem Herzen wieder nach Haus. Bittet um Hilfe, hört auf euch zu scheuen, und seht, wie die helfenden Menschen sich freuen. EzuK, 2025

26👍7🙏6🕊1🤣1

27 Dec 2024, 20:46 UTC≈1,920 views27 reactionsread 8 August 2026

BRDigung In die Luft vollführt einen großen Sprung, denn Heute war BRDigung! Doch müßen nicht sehr lange warten, schon bald gibt's neue Psychopaten. EzuK, 2024

🤣13👏9🔥4🤡1

22 Dec 2024, 10:37 UTC≈1,630 views29 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Besinnliche Zeit Eine besinnliche Zeit, wir kommen zur Ruh, schauen dem Baum beim Sterben zu. Werden die Trauer dann niederringen, indem wir fröhliche Lieder singen. Den passenden Sound direkt am Start "Last Christmas, I gave you my heart" So steht er da, festlich geschmückt, damit das Ableben auch entzückt. Feiern die Geburt , von Gottes Sohn, in einer gottlosen Tradition. EzuK, 2024

👍20🎄3🔥2🙏2👎1💯1

19 Dec 2024, 16:09 UTC≈1,190 views34 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Mangel - Vers Der Reiz des Geldes nur gegeben, wenn alle stets im Mangel leben. Hätte jeder Geld genug, wär's schnell vorbei mit dem Betrug. EzuK, 2024

💯21👍7🔥4🙏2

13 Dec 2024, 10:09 UTC≈1,050 views24 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @chnopflochkanal

Niemand hat bedacht, es fehlte da am Fleiße, wie man die Herrschenden bewacht, drum haben wir die Scheiße. Mfg Chnopfloch

👍23😁1

12 Dec 2024, 07:23 UTC≈1,280 views21 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Video, posted without a caption

👍11👏4🔥4🤮1🙏1

9 Dec 2024, 05:18 UTC≈1,020 views13 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Der Deutsche die Gedichte liebt, doch es keinen Reim auf das Wort "Mensch" gibt. EzuK, 2024

👍8🤣2😐21

6 Dec 2024, 11:49 UTC≈1,090 views30 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @chnopflochkanal

Die Lüge kommt im schönsten Gewand daher, dagegen hat's die nacke Wahrheit schwer. Mfg Chnopfloch

👍18💯73👏2

5 Dec 2024, 10:09 UTC≈2,360 views39 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Ohne Namen Ihr repräsentiert die Staatsgewalt. Eskaliert dann bis es "knallt". Seid des Staates Knüppelknechte, doch was euch fehlt sind Hoheitsrechte. Der "Dienst" ersetzte schnell das "Amt". Euren Herren ist das wohl bekannt. Aus Menschen wurden eine "Sache", auf das man sich nicht strafbar mache. Sie täuschen euch von vornherein, dürft im Job kein "Mensch" mehr sein. Könnt damit jedes Recht umgehen, müßt dafür

👏12👍11💯11🤩2🙏21

3 Dec 2024, 15:22 UTC959 views21 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Forwarded from @chnopflochkanal

Wenn Dich nichts mehr juckt und Dir ist alles egal, dann gab's da jemand, der Dein Leben stahl. Mfg Chnopfloch

👍14🔥32😢2

2 Dec 2024, 11:04 UTC≈3,300 views42 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Digital Virtuelle Realität. Sie abzulehnen viel zu spät. Den Menschen wird sie jetzt zur Qual, denn in dieser Welt ist nichts real. Das Internet hält dich gefangen, kannst keine Freiheit mehr erlangen. Kein Entkommen, keine Flucht. Dein Handy wurde längst zur Sucht. Den schwarzen Spiegel vorgehalten, dient nur dazu dich zu verwalten. Dein Geist wird mehr und mehr verrücken, kannst später nur noch Knöpfe drücken.

👏21👍9💯8🔥2🗿1🦄1

23 Nov 2024, 12:02 UTC≈2,240 views24 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Video, posted without a caption

👍155🦄3😁1

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @Ezuk_emF. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Forward network

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Cartesio - Zur Sicherheit bezweifle ich alles” (@Ezuk_emF), 284 subscribers as measured 15 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Ezuk_emF.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.