The Infancy of Zeus By Nicolaes Pietersz Berchem 1648
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Channel
@Ealdham
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
797subscribers
+2 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001841468275 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @Ealdham |
| Created | 15 February 2023 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 12 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 12 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/Ealdham |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Aug 2026, 22:03 | 797 | +2 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 15:32 | 795 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 10:52 | 795 | first reading |
19 posts held, back to 17 February 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 18 July 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 19 (17 February 2026 – 18 July 2026) |
| Views total | 1,519 |
| Reactions total | 39 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 6 Aug 2026, 15:32 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
291 reactions across 19 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 56.7% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 165 | 56.7% | |
| ⚡ | 86 | 29.6% | |
| ❤🔥 | 21 | 7.22% | |
| 🙏 | 10 | 3.44% | |
| 🤯 | 4 | 1.37% | |
| 👌 | 2 | 0.687% | |
| 👍 | 2 | 0.687% | |
| 🔥 | 1 | 0.344% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 291reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 17 February 2026 to 18 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
The Infancy of Zeus By Nicolaes Pietersz Berchem 1648
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In recent time, scientists have discovered floating clouds of alcohol mixed with methanol (an extremely flammable form of alcohol) and sugar in our galaxy. But not just any sugar. Specifically erythrulose, the sugar that occurs in raspberries. The significance of this is great because, without erythrulose or methanol, life on earth would not have formed. To get an idea, erythrulose is the genetic backbone of DNA a…
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Indeed, the burial grounds of our ancestors are classrooms, and we, the living, are their students. To understand their wisdom, we must emulate them by silencing our minds and flesh. Hail to the Elves and Disir.
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We celebrated Midsummer today by making a Summersile (Maypole) and a feast to the Gods. We honor Balder today for blessings of happiness and frith within our lives.
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The Heathen man has a responsibility to protect his family and people. If you aren’t allowed to carry a weapon, at least train in some form of unarmed combat. In light of certain killings that are happening in our homelands we must take action and be prepared to protect ourselves and our loved ones when the time comes. These mindless drones who stand idly by while they watch their kinsmen be slain are just as guilt…
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We have this. It is called Anglo-Saxon Paganism / Heathenry.
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The diversity of religious traditions belonging to respected races and cultures can be summed up in an analogy of a mountain range. Some mountains take you closer to the sky (the divine) than others, and the paths which lead you to the summit of the specific mountains are the Gods of these traditions. It is our place as humans to follow the Gods of our respected traditions with virtue and piety. To embody their tr…
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Here’s a poem I was inspired to write about seeking guidance from the Allfather. Mjötuðr’s mead flows forth from the skald’s mouth. Marking the minds of men who seek merit of memory’s blessing. Beckon Bolverkr upon the mound’s summit. Seek sight from His mighty spear, and let Him sit within your mind. Ettin’s evils inside you shall be emptied evermore. Within their stead will wisdom be woven. Óthinn oft bestows boon…
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Here’s poem I made about a slain hero being sent back to Miðgarð from Valhall to restore cosmic order. Valhall’s winds wind from the High-One’s mouth to Its heroes. Herjan’s men are made merry with the holy mead of Heiðrun. And fed well by Sæhrimnir’s meat. A far-famed warrior was I, and fell by Jólnir’s flame. Gleefully I sit upon the golden seats of Gautr. Miðgarðr mourns the loss of Her glory, The folk have forsa…
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May Lady Easter lighten your mind, lend you might, and bless you with delightful days. May Sigfather sow victory to surmount your struggles over evil and strife. Hail the Gods. Bestowers of blessings.
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Extensive knowledge, within any subject, means nothing without a foundation of wisdom.
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ᚷ • ᛗ • ᚻ Fellowships between men can become brutal, But with time even bludgeoning hail from heaven wanes to water. Battle-sweat furnishes fields with flowers, And time alone mellows the finest mead. ‘Tis better to heal your friend-bonds than let them wither over footling foolishness. Wordhoard: Battle-sweat - blood Footling - petty
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Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @Ealdham. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 89,713 of 1,176,251entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Republished by
Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Harrowman Ealdham” (@Ealdham), 797 subscribers as measured 12 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Ealdham.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.