Channel
@DieKrisendepesche
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180subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001321694947 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @DieKrisendepesche |
| Description | Das Original, alles andere sind nur Lappen und Ich_putz_hier_nur! 😈 [email protected] |
| Created | 16 June 2020 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (TGDataset) |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/DieKrisendepesche |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 7 Aug 2026, 08:18 | 180 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 14:23 | 180 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 29 October 2023 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 8 January 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 7 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
‼️Aufruf: Bitte unterschreibt und leitet diese Petition zum Schutz unserer heiligen Kraftorte und den dort lebenden Naturwesen am Silberbachtal, den Externsteinen und dem Hermannsdenkmal weiter. Keine Windkraftanlagen in den anliegenden Wäldern‼️ https://www.openpetition.de/petition/online/keine-windkraftanlagen-in-den-waeldern-des-naturparks-eggegebirge-teutoburger-wald-2
Pünktlich wie immer! 10.10.2024 wie von mir angekündigt… 😏 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKxxHgEmNgQ ⛰🗡🧙🏼♂️
Told ya! 😒 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcmncihPGvM
😉 👉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQn8ElKHS8s
11.05.2024 ~02:00Uhr 😉 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4t0o7159zs
Neues vom KOL - 8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63_8O89-F70
Hier die neuste Ausgabe, einem Special zur Bauerndemo am 15.01.2024 in Berlin! 🔥🔥🔥 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quPaREvIHik Sonderausgabe - Bauernprotest 15.01 - Nachbesprechung ⛰🗡🧙🏼♂️
Die zwei Seiten des Wahns! Eine zum Lachen… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mXgrsamUtQ und eine zum Weinen… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0RH7zUE_yk ⛰🗡🧙🏼♂️
Hier zu einem guten Livebericht des Bauernprotestes in Berlin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng2wZjNjzaA Seht selbst, was ich prophezeit habe… 😏🧙🏼♂️🔱
Hallo meine Hüter! Hier ist der Link zum neusten Video, einer Sonderausgabe zur aktuellen Lage! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEKoBrSsJm8 Sonderausgabe zur aktuellen Lage - Distanziteritis Deutschland In dieser Sonderausgabe spricht der KOL über die anhaltenden Bauernproteste und ihrer Bedeutung für die Agenda. Zudem widmet er sich dem Thema des Distanzierens und Spaltens, was in Deutschland als Mittel der Wahl h…
Für alle Naturkatastropheninteressierte habe ich hier die Links zum Spektakel auf Island, wo man nun live erleben kann, wie Naturgewallten eine Stadt einreißen. 😯🔥 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=804nPrAUAxg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3tpT3qTznY Hier die aktuellen Infos dazu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeK7Lv7GjV4 Bis später… ⛰🗡🧙🏼♂️
Hallo meine Hüter! In Kürze gibt es eine Neue Folge hier zu sehen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCdUQhpWgYE Pünktlich zum Aufmarsch der Bauern gibt es meinen Kommentar dazu und ein paar exklusive Bilder, von der Überschwemmung an den Externsteinen zur Wintersonnenwende. Über einen Like, Kommentar und das Teilen des Videos freue ich mich! 👍😊🙏 Die zweite Woche des Jahres beginnt damit mit einem Pflugzug, dem Kreuzzu…
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @DieKrisendepesche. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 1,217,812 of 1,481,502entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Die Krisendepesche” (@DieKrisendepesche), 180 subscribers as measured 7 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/DieKrisendepesche.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.