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DailyFuckery ( Юмор )
@DailyFuckery
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Cite this entry
3subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1002692642651 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @DailyFuckery |
| Created | Between 1 March 2025 and 10 April 2025 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 13 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 10 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 3 times, most recently 10 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/DailyFuckery |
Topic
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 3 October 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 17 Sept 2026, 10:01 | 3 | -1 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 08:32 | 4 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 16:43 | 4 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 10 April 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 16 May 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Reaction mix
1,252 reactions across 13 posts, in 12 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 32.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 411 | 32.8% | |
| 🤩 | 354 | 28.3% | |
| 🎉 | 190 | 15.2% | |
| 🔥 | 160 | 12.8% | |
| ❤ | 112 | 8.95% | |
| ❤🔥 | 11 | 0.879% | |
| 😁 | 5 | 0.399% | |
| 👏 | 3 | 0.24% | |
| 🍌 | 2 | 0.16% | |
| 😱 | 2 | 0.16% | |
| 💩 | 1 | 0.08% | |
| 🥰 | 1 | 0.08% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 16 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1,252 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 10 April 2025 to 16 May 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
Что может быть хуже, чем откусить яблоко и найти червяка? Откусив яблоко и найдя половинку червяка.
В маршрутку заглядывает мужик, указательный палец на водителя: — Паф, Паф, Паф... Водитель: — Ну че, всех расстрелял? Садись давай! Мужик: — Паф... Па Фрунзенской пойдете?
Библиотекарша устроилась на работу в бордель. Теперь у каждой девочки в карточке чётко написано, кто её брал и когда.
Островский говорит Тургеневу: — Слыш, Сергеич, а слабо тебе убить главного героя твоего нового романа? А Тургенев ему и отвечает: — Бро, да без Базара!
Посадили в тюрьму наркомана и сифилитика. Сидят, у сифилитика нос отвалился, он берет и выкидывает за решетку. Затем ухо отваливается, сифилитик выкидывает его туда же. Со вторым ухом так же. Наркоман наблюдает и говорит: — Я смотрю ты потихоньку съебываешься?!
Чего желает импульсивно-экспрессивный актер? Оскарблять
😁2❤1
Чтобы проверить курит их сын или нет, родители перед уходом оставляли газ включенным.
🔥2❤1🥰1
Сидит заяц под деревом, дрочит и поет песню: "маленькая страна..." Идет медведь. Увидел зайца и говорит: - Ты что делаешь, заяц? - Да вот дрочу, песню пою! - А можно мне с тобой! - Да присаживайся, в чем проблема! Медведь сел рядышком, вывалил свое хозяйство и запел: «большие города…»
🔥2❤1
В храм заходит хамоватого вида молодой человек, подходит к священнику, бьёт его по щеке и, ехидно улыбаясь, говорит: — А что, отче, сказано ведь, ударили в правую щеку, подставь и левую. Батюшка бывший мастер спорта по боксу хуком слева отправляет наглеца в угол храма и кротко произносит: Сказано также, какой мерою меряете, такой и вам будет отмерено! " Испуганные прихожане: — Что там происходит? — Евангелие толкуют.
😁3❤2😱2
что будем делать?
- юмор96%
- игры2%
- что то научное2%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
включил коментарии! основной вопрос, по какой тематике делать сообщество? Напишите в коментах!❤️
❤🔥4❤3🍌2
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @DailyFuckery. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Polls
The poll we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered it when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.
что будем делать?
- юмор96%
- игры2%
- что то научное2%
Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.
Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none. The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.
The shares need not add up to 100. Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.
Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 10 April 2025 to 16 May 2025. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 17 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“DailyFuckery ( Юмор )” (@DailyFuckery), 3 subscribers as measured 17 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/DailyFuckery.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.