Crypto & trading — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 10 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 95% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
32 measurements spanning 42 days, net +7,520. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 20,181–36,985 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded, most recent 20 of 32
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
18 Sept 2026, 03:16
30,703
-1,783
15 Sept 2026, 19:01
32,486
-1,503
14 Sept 2026, 05:02
33,989
-1,057
12 Sept 2026, 10:21
35,046
+6,772
10 Sept 2026, 09:36
28,274
+4,053
7 Sept 2026, 07:20
24,221
-1,204
4 Sept 2026, 12:00
25,425
-555
2 Sept 2026, 22:03
25,980
-549
1 Sept 2026, 19:53
26,529
-425
31 Aug 2026, 17:17
26,954
+4,834
30 Aug 2026, 18:13
22,120
-690
29 Aug 2026, 17:03
22,810
-2,131
28 Aug 2026, 18:54
24,941
-558
27 Aug 2026, 16:34
25,499
-150
26 Aug 2026, 17:37
25,649
-432
25 Aug 2026, 18:28
26,081
-211
24 Aug 2026, 21:05
26,292
-857
23 Aug 2026, 03:18
27,149
-514
21 Aug 2026, 16:04
27,663
-449
20 Aug 2026, 12:24
28,112
first reading
Engagement
101 posts held, back to 28 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 73 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR · 30 days
10.5%
avg views ÷ 30,703 subscribers
Avg views / post
3,230
42 posts measured
Reaction rate
—
this channel exposes no reaction counts
Posts in window
42
of 101 held
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views — note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
What these figures were computed from
Window
Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 26 September 2026
Posts held
101 (28 July 2026 – 26 September 2026)
Views total
135,850
Reactions total
—
Forwards / comments
not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken
27 Sept 2026, 01:55 UTC
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
What this channel posts
Photos
≈1,710
Videos
≈10
Links
≈1,160
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 27 September 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. A count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints these counters in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈142,000 means somewhere between 141,500 and 142,499.
Maxwell the cat just launched!
$MAXWELL the spinning cat is going viral everywhere, and now it’s officially launched on solana.
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TG : https://t.me/maxwell_the_cat_sol
X : https://x.com/maxwell_onsol_
X COMMUNITY : https://x.com/i/communities/2005672570494820811
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Bought $MURAD
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ARCAT FAIR LAUNCH THIS WEEK team with some solid previous projects!
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Arcat will have day 1 support from the biggest launchpad on Arc and have a big kol selection.
Join their socials and wait for more info.
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Robinhood $SAFIX good launch watch entries!
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Hachikō Inu $HACHI | RBH
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The dog meta on RBH is still wide open. $HACHI could be the first real name to take it.
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Niuma $牛马 hit 4.5Mill mc 4x +
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Showing the 12 most recent of 101 posts we hold for @Cryptic_Mestro. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Handles this channel named that no longer answer
Dead references
1
handles named in this channel’s posts, vacant today
Evidenced gone
1
we ourselves saw one of these resolve, at some point
Never seen alive
0
vacant every time we have ever looked
@Cryptic_Mestro named 1 handle that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
Evidenced gone
We ourselves saw each of these resolve to a real page at some point before it went vacant — a genuine, evidenced change, not an inference from absence.
@smoking_chilling_monkey named in 2 posts, 23 August 2026 – 27 August 2026 · confirmed gone 13 September 2026 (two independent sightings — see how we confirm a dead handle)evidenced
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 18 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Cryptic_Maestro” (@Cryptic_Mestro), 30,703 subscribers as measured 18 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Cryptic_Mestro.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.