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@CrawlingDitches
On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
208subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001173649316 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @CrawlingDitches |
| Created | 31 January 2021 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 7 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 7 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/CrawlingDitches |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 7 Aug 2026, 18:52 | 208 | -1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 03:46 | 209 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 02:05 | 209 | first reading |
18 posts held, back to 31 December 2022 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 1 January 2023. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
35 reactions across 11 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 62.9% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 22 | 62.9% | |
| 🔥 | 7 | 20.0% | |
| 👍 | 3 | 8.57% | |
| 👎 | 3 | 8.57% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 12 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 35reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 31 December 2022 to 1 January 2023, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
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All the best for 2023
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January 29th 2020 The UK's first two patients test positive for Coronavirus after two Chinese nationals from the same family staying at a hotel in York fall ill. A plane evacuating Britons from Wuhan arrives at RAF Brize Norton. Passengers go into a 14 day quarantine at a specialist hospital on Merseyside. The biggest vaccine campaign in NHS history kicked off this morning, as 90-year-old grandmother Margaret Keen…
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If you have never heard this before... you really need to listen as its more apt NOW than it was then. The Great Dictator is a 1940 American anti-war political satire black comedy film written, directed, produced, scored by, and starring British comedian Charlie Chaplin, following the tradition of many of his other films. Having been the only Hollywood filmmaker to continue to make silent films well into the perio…
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How many more victims are there that we don't yet know about? Circulate his face and let's make sure every parent is aware. https://www.lawenforcementtoday.com/daycare-worker-arrested-for-allegedly-sexually-abusing-children/
Three years of this crap Think I'm done...
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NIGERIA GOV BACKS DOWN ON BANNING CASH AFTER MASSIVE UNITED NON COMPLIANCE!
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Now do you see how fucking stupid the woke pronoun shit is. *They* are one person, who has mental health issues, not several people. Teachers going down the woke line will be teaching this English grammar etc to kids. Bonkers
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Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @CrawlingDitches. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 7 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Crawling Ditches” (@CrawlingDitches), 208 subscribers as measured 7 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/CrawlingDitches.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.