Три четверти окружности Земли. Больше 30 тысяч километров по карте за год. Ради того, чтобы понять: я не сдвинулась ни на сантиметр. oh well. whatever. nevermind. #экзистенция@CoffeeCatsWLW
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Channel
@CoffeeCatsWLW
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Stars · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
86subscribers
+1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1002318075094 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @CoffeeCatsWLW |
| Description | Где-то между историями, реальностью и попытками выспаться. https://ficbook.net/authors/779280 задать вопрос/написать сообщение: http://t.me/anonque_bot?start=7kp17 |
| Created | Between 1 September 2024 and 31 March 2025— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 9 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 3 |
| On Telegram | t.me/CoffeeCatsWLW |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 9 Aug 2026, 16:17 | 86 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 18:31 | 86 | +1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 16:01 | 85 | first reading |
18 posts held, back to 5 September 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 18 posts for this entry, the most recent from 28 May 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 9 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
372 reactions across 18 posts, in 10 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 33.1% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 123 | 33.1% | |
| 🔥 | 83 | 22.3% | |
| ❤🔥 | 65 | 17.5% | |
| 💔 | 32 | 8.60% | |
| 🌚 | 21 | 5.65% | |
| 😁 | 20 | 5.38% | |
| 😱 | 16 | 4.30% | |
| 🤣 | 6 | 1.61% | |
| 😭 | 4 | 1.08% | |
| 🤔 | 2 | 0.538% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 18 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 372reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 18 most recent posts we hold, published 5 September 2025 to 28 May 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
A paid reaction is a reader spending Telegram Stars — bought with money — on a post by @CoffeeCatsWLW. Telegram publishes the count on the public post preview alongside ordinary reactions, and this register reads it there. It is the only figure on this site that measures money moving rather than attention.
Stars are not reactions, and the two are never added. They are rendered in the same strip on Telegram and counted in the same shape, but one is a tap and the other is a purchase. The reaction totals and the engagement rate elsewhere on this page exclude every figure in this section, and no rate here is computed against a reaction count.
This is not revenue, and we publish no currency figure. What a Star costs a reader and what it pays a channel are different numbers, Telegram takes a share we cannot observe, and the terms have changed. Converting a Star count into money would be an estimate dressed as a measurement, so the count is where we stop.
Counted over the 18 most recent posts we hold for this entry, published 5 September 2025 to 28 May 2026. Star counts above 1,000 reach us in Telegram’s short form and carry the same three-significant-figure rounding as everything else on this page.
Три четверти окружности Земли. Больше 30 тысяч километров по карте за год. Ради того, чтобы понять: я не сдвинулась ни на сантиметр. oh well. whatever. nevermind. #экзистенция@CoffeeCatsWLW
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красный флаг, зелёный флаг, снова красный. на этом празднике цвета я дальтоник: я называю это любовью и выбрасываю белое знамя раньше, чем начинается сам бой. сделай мне больно, я не поморщусь, клянусь; разреши, я тебе и себе заодно объясню, почему ты так со мной поступила. #не_в_стол@CoffeeCatsWLW #ИзнанкаСолнца@CoffeeCatsWLW (предположительно)
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я жива, кстати, да. привет :) и вот чёт, товарищи, пишу который месяц какие-то обрывки. и каждый раз мысль - о, а это хорошо подойдет для "изнанки", а это - для "триоли". не буду ничего обещать, а то в меня, кажется, уже скоро тапки полетят. (можете периодически присылать зловещие сообщения/комментарии, возможно, это сыграет роль пенделя) #экзистенция@CoffeeCatsWLW
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Сценаристка и драматургиня Фиби Уоллер-Бридж за работой #ФибиУоллерБридж #миссисДэллоуэйзаработой
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...а потом ты становишься чьим-то литературным материалом. #экзистенция@CoffeeCatsWLW
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Помните комедию с Джимом Керри, где он решил всегда говорить "да"? Так вот. Этот год у меня прошёл примерно под тем же лозунгом. Без абсурда и проблем с законом, и с большим количеством самоуважения. Тут ещё штука в том, чтобы говорить "да" не всем подряд, а в первую очередь себе. Своим желаниям. Импульсам. И... страхам. Да, им тоже. Последствия были разные. Не всегда простые, но интересные. Честность. Больше откры…
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Иду к психологу. Рассказываю про свою тяжёлую жизнь, между делом упоминаю свою книгу. Даю почитать. Психологу нравится. Психолог ставит в сторис. Психолог становится моим маркетинговым отделом. Вот так и нарабатывается читательская база – на терапии. Сублимация, саморефлексия, продвижение контента. Трёхвекторный подход, между прочим 😁 #МарианскаяВпадина@CoffeeCatsWLW #экзистенция@CoffeeCatsWLW
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На приёме психолог сказала, что я всё и так понимаю, и прямой необходимости в терапии нет. Приятно, конечно… но немного обидно. Хотела, чтобы меня хотя бы чуть-чуть починили, а оно вот как – травмированная, но умная и функциональная. Ну окей. #экзистенция@CoffeeCatsWLW
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No such thing as halves in this world. I am whole. You are whole. Yet together, we are something even more complete. We are never halves, only mirrors, reflecting in each other what we forgot to love in ourselves. I would kiss you – every mole – to heal from unlove. Touch me, not to claim, but to remind. Every scar knows the language of your palms – you traced them like a map of something honest. And you don’t f…
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Четвёртый день живу на быстрых углеводах и боли, которая свербит в голове, как сосед с дрелью в 9 утра. Кажется, я ничего не ела сегодня. Практика показывает, что страдания – отличный двигатель творчества. Прошлый опыт подсказывает, что недовольство семейной жизнью легко сублимируется в полноценный роман. Во что сублимируется нынешний набор ощущений пока не знаю. Возможно, в "Изнанку солнца". Возможно, в новую идею…
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Ну что, Казахстан официально решил защитить детей. Законопроект о запрете "ЛГБТ-пропаганды" принят, можно выдыхать, радуга под запретом, а песни Hayley Kiyoko только с 18. Бесит до ужаса. Осталось запретить гравитацию, и можно считать, что победили природу. #экзистенция@CoffeeCatsWLW
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Showing the 12 most recent of 18 posts we hold for @CoffeeCatsWLW. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Stars beside a post are paid reactions — Telegram Stars, bought with money and spent on that post. They are a different unit from reactions and are never added to them, here or anywhere else on this page.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 9 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Кофе, кошки, WLW” (@CoffeeCatsWLW), 86 subscribers as measured 9 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/CoffeeCatsWLW.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.