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Channel
@Chemtrails_Solutions
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1,545subscribers
-1 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001718201255 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @Chemtrails_Solutions |
| Created | 19 October 2022 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 14 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 4 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 2 times, most recently 14 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/Chemtrails_Solutions |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Aug 2026, 06:53 | 1,545 | -2 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 06:22 | 1,547 | +1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 09:03 | 1,546 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 08:52 | 1,546 | first reading |
17 posts held, back to 21 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 11 of 17 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 3 August 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 17 (21 July 2026 – 3 August 2026) |
| Views total | 4,521 |
| Reactions total | 47 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 7 Aug 2026, 18:07 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
47 reactions across 10 posts, in 9 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 29.8% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| ❤ | 14 | 29.8% | |
| 👍 | 12 | 25.5% | |
| 😱 | 8 | 17.0% | |
| 🔥 | 4 | 8.51% | |
| 👌 | 3 | 6.38% | |
| 💯 | 2 | 4.26% | |
| 🤬 | 2 | 4.26% | |
| 💔 | 1 | 2.13% | |
| 🙏 | 1 | 2.13% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 11 of the 17 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 47reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 17 most recent posts we hold, published 21 July 2026 to 3 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
https://youtu.be/NWpjDcjDqxY?si=RBh3Cy4Zi4XuNkGV
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J'ai pris ma retraite de médecin légiste il y a six semaines. 31 ans. Plus de 7 000 corps. Et je m'apprête à dire publiquement quelque chose qui m'aurait fait renvoyer à n'importe quel moment au cours des trois dernières décennies. J'ai failli ne rien dire. Ma femme m'a dit de laisser tomber. Mes anciens collègues me traiteraient de traître à la profession. L'institut médico-légal pourrait encore remettre en cause …
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Le vendredi, j'étais dans le bureau du chef de service. Il n'a pas crié. Ça aurait été plus facile. Il était calme. Professionnel. Presque bienveillant dans sa manière de le dire. « Ce rapport va créer des problèmes. » « C'est ce que j'ai trouvé. » « Je ne mets pas en doute ce que tu as trouvé. Je mets en doute la pertinence de le documenter de cette façon. » Il m'a tout expliqué. Richard avait été suivi dans le…
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Je les ouvrais, je voyais les colonies, je prenais mes notes, je photographiais tout — pour mes archives personnelles, pas pour le dossier officiel — et j'écrivais défaillance d'organe. Causes naturelles. Complications. Puis je rentrais chez moi. J'ai tenu un registre personnel. Officieux. Juste des dates, des âges, et ce que j'avais réellement trouvé. Au moment de ma retraite il y a six semaines, ce registre compt…
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Ceux qui flottaient librement. Mais ceux derrière le biofilm — ceux que je trouvais dans des corps depuis 31 ans — avaient survécu. Leurs œufs avaient survécu. Protégés à l'intérieur des parois intestinales. Et quand ces œufs ont éclos, une nouvelle génération a pris le relais. C'est le cycle. Deux semaines d'espoir. Puis un effondrement. Chaque traitement oral. À chaque fois. Je n'avais plus d'idées. C'est là que…
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L'huile fuyait de partout. Le film alimentaire s'est défait en une heure. Diane s'est réveillée à 1 h du matin avec le t-shirt remonté sous les côtes, l'huile ayant traversé les draps, l'oreiller taché. Elle m'a regardé comme si j'avais perdu la tête. On a réessayé le lendemain soir. Même résultat. De l'huile partout. Rien ne restait en place. Troisième soir, Diane a dit : « Je sais que tu essaies de m'aider. Mais…
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La fatigue sourde que j'avais mise sur le compte de 31 ans d'autopsies — disparue. Le brouillard mental que j'attribuais à l'adaptation à la retraite — disparu. Je dors toute la nuit. J'ai une énergie que je n'avais pas ressentie depuis mes 40 ans. J'ai 62 ans et je me sens mieux qu'à 45. On porte tous les deux nos enveloppements Vitalogen quelques nuits par semaine maintenant. De l'entretien. Pour s'assurer que ri…
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Pas de livraisons récurrentes de produits qui ne marchent pas. Garantie satisfait ou remboursé de 90 jours. Si rien ne change, chaque centime remboursé. Mais c'est une petite entreprise et les ruptures de stock sont fréquentes. Si c'est indisponible quand tu cliques, inscris-toi pour la notification de réapprovisionnement. Ça vaut l'attente. Chaque nuit que tu dors sans ça est une nuit de plus où ils se nourrissen…
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Ils nous narguent. Certains diront encore que c'est normal ! 🙃
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Les 12 remèdes qu'ils ne peuvent pas breveter Pourquoi les traitements les moins chers, les plus anciens et les mieux documentés ont disparu de la médecine. Aperçu: La loi sur les brevets exclut les substances naturelles. On ne peut pas privatiser d’acide ricinoléique (huile de ricin), de gingérol (gingembre), d’allicine (ail) ou de capsaïcine (poivre de Cayenne), la pomme de terre, l’oignon, le charbon de bois, l…
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Showing the 12 most recent of 17 posts we hold for @Chemtrails_Solutions. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Republishes
Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Chemtrails & Solutions” (@Chemtrails_Solutions), 1,545 subscribers as measured 11 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Chemtrails_Solutions.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.