Channel
@CaptainSpaulding_PIGGIEPIE
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24subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 11 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of Under 1,000.
| Telegram ID | -1004314726469 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @CaptainSpaulding_PIGGIEPIE |
| Description | Fuck yo mamma! Fuck yo sister! Fuck yo grandma! But most of all... FUCK YOU! |
| Created | Between 1 June 2026 and 4 July 2026— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 11 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 2 |
| On Telegram | t.me/CaptainSpaulding_PIGGIEPIE |
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 11 Aug 2026, 11:18 | 24 | no change |
| 11 Aug 2026, 04:16 | 24 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 4 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.
ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate.
| Window | Rolling 30 days · latest post in window 20 July 2026 |
|---|---|
| Posts held | 20 (4 July 2026 – 20 July 2026) |
| Views total | 193 |
| Reactions total | 86 |
| Forwards / comments | not exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated |
| Readings taken | 11 Aug 2026, 11:18 UTC |
Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.
Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.
Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.
Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 11 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.
105 reactions across 9 posts, in 3 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 34.3% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 🌭 | 36 | 34.3% | |
| 🤡 | 35 | 33.3% | |
| 🖕 | 34 | 32.4% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 9 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 105reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 4 July 2026 to 20 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
🩸🩸🩸🩸❓❓❓❓ 🚬🤩🌟🤩Ты это видишь!? Он же конченый🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠! Это вообще мужик или баба? Дьявол, Милая, я начинаю всерьёз думать, что у тебя с башкой что-то не в порядке, раз ты добровольно с таким общаешься. Я когда-нибудь отрублю вам интернет! Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen🤩🌟🤩❌
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🩸🩸🩸🩸❓❓❓❓ 🤬🤩🌟🤩Твой братец тот ещё психованный 🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠, но он мне рассказал, как ты водишься с каким-то конченым 🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠! Я согласен с Отисом. Тебе стоит держаться подальше от таких 🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠. А то ещё заговоришь как они! Тупость заразна, детка. Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen🤩🌟🤩❌
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🩸🩸🩸🩸❓❓❓❓ 🤬🤩🌟🤩Отис, ты долбаеб. Лучше бы помолчал, я подумал бы, что ты поумнел. 🔠🔠🔠🔠! Ебучий случай! Уж не тебе говорить о молодости, 🔠🔠🔠. Ты сам скоро не встанешь со своего ебучего стула, если продолжишь просиживать свою задницу на мои бабки. Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen🤩🌟🤩❌
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🩸🩸🩸🩸❓❓❓❓ 🤪🤩🌟🤩У тебя слишком 🔠🔠🔠 самомнение для такого ТУПОГО УБЛЮДКА. Но мое лицо хотя бы зарабатывает бабки, а на твою рожу никто бы даже бесплатно не посмотрел. Мои экспонаты отличаются НАТУРАЛЬНОСТЬЮ. Тебе бы поучиться у этих ублюдков, шлюха. Ты своей 🔠🔠🔠 нихуя не привлекаешь. Но а жутким и жутко-веселым клоунам не нужно сосать члены постоянных клиентов. Нас и так все любят! ХАХАХА. Остановитесь 🔠🔠🔠🔠 🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠. Лучш…
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🩸🩸🩸🩸❓❓❓❓ ☕️🤩🌟🤩🔠🔠🔠🔠, ты решил, что интересен МНЕ, пидорас? Я не хочу, знакомиться с тобой, блядь. Как []?? эти идиоты доводят себя до такого, что становяться похожи на 🔠🔠🔠🔠 экспонаты в моем музее?! Приезжай и посмотри! А может и сам станешь этим ебучим экспонатом!? Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen🤩🌟🤩❌
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🩸🩸🩸🩸❓❓❓❓ ❓А вы пишете с того же компуктера, что Отис и Бейби, или у вас свой? Или ваще не компуктер? —> @SPAULDING_PIGGIPIE_bot 🧑💻🤩🌟🤩НЕТ. ЧЕРТА С ДВА Я БУДУ ПИСАТЬ НА ИХ МАШИНЕ САТАНЫ!!! У меня есть свой компьютер, с которого я пишу вам, 🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠. Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen🤩🌟🤩❌
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🩸🩸🩸🩸❓❓❓❓ 🧠🤩🌟🤩Отис, ты 🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠 кусок дерьма. Сколько еще ты будешь продолжать ломать эту ебучую клавиатуру? То, что ты пишешь – невозможно разобрать, 🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠. Я надеюсь, что ты включишь свои сгнившие мозги и будешь хотя бы чуть-чуть думать своей тупой башкой. Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Madmen🤩🌟🤩❌
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🩸🩸🩸🩸❓❓❓❓ ❓Зачем вы ваще зарегались тут? Чтобы за детишками присматривать? —> @SPAULDING_PIGGIPIE_bot 🤬🤩🌟🤩Я нахожусь в этой сраной сети, ТОЛЬКО чтобы рекламировать МУЗЕЙ МОНСТРОВ И ПСИХОПАТОВ КАПИНАТА СПОЛДИНГА, и свою вкуснейшую 🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠 курочку!!! Показываться на телеке стало ПИЗДЕЦ КАК ДОРОГО. Но, запомните, в этой помойке я точно не ради ваших тупых вопросов, 🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠. Хватит писать мне этот ебучий бред!🤩🌟🤩❌
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🤩 🩸🩸 🤩 🩸🩸🩸🩸 ✅ Email me if you would like to have your ad in the Spaulding Museum! @SPAULDING_PIGGIPIE_bot ✅0+ and with anyone. ✅Content in other channels – not my responsibility, JUST WATCH WHAT YOU POST. ✅I will refuse you IF I WANT. ✅I will delet your ad after 24 hours. 🤩
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @CaptainSpaulding_PIGGIEPIE. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Citation-graph rank — 1,271,794 of 1,350,102entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
Names
Channels on the register whose handles appear in this channel's posts.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“C͟͟a͟͟p͟͟t͟͟a͟͟i͟͟n͟͟ S͟͟p͟͟a͟͟u͟͟l͟͟d͟͟i͟͟n͟͟g͟͟ 🤡” (@CaptainSpaulding_PIGGIEPIE), 24 subscribers as measured 11 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/CaptainSpaulding_PIGGIEPIE.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.